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i need a security guards ghoap au where at first ghost only works the during the days and soap during the nights and they never meet. then they have to switch for whatever reason and soap decides to leave something nice for whoever is the new night guard (ghost) because he knows working nights can be hard and mostly boring so he leaves a waterbottle and a protein bar with a note saying something like "take care, nightperson -mr sunshine" or whatever and then they keep doing that until they meet and nice things happen to both of them :)

if you know something similar or want to write it please let me know i need it like oxygen

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all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.

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Call me burger the. the way I court her... pound her

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Comforting a drunker person while drunk feel like what I imagine it would be like to comfort a dying soldier on the battlefield

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🧅🫑🌶️🥓🧀🥓🌶️🫑🧅 made the mutuals a kebab

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Why call it "gooning" anyway. Isn't it just edging. It's redundant. Edging is already a way better word. Edging, in comparison, sounds sexy and flirty and stylish, sophisticated even...I...Gooning has a smell. Gooning sounds like something you should be arrested for doing

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One of the worst parts of current internet culture is that it makes good old fashioned complaining so difficult. I don’t wanna cancel anyone or bully anyone, I’m not trying to form a hate mob I’m not calling anyone out, i just wanna bitch about something. Because complaining is fun, good for you, even. Is that too much to ask? Where is the room for shooting the shit?

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Source

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I love the fact that the 141 are some of the most highly skilled military men in the world on a special team for their deadliness and thus would want to blend in during covert times, yet we have...

Mohawk

Big guy in ski mask

Mutton chops

And just the prettiest boy you'll ever goddamn see

They are not blending into the general population

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Joe Bolton, from "Alcohol" [ID'd]

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I do those photo captchas poorly because I don’t want to do good quality labor for free

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is that also how sd!simon met grad!reader

he should meet her at a bar and she slinks up to him cuz he's the meanest looking one there and tells him to help her because someone's been dogging her all night.

instead of just beating the guy up he just claims her as his by wrapping an arm around her waist and sitting her on his lap and doesn't let go 😌

(he finds him later and leaves him in the hospital)

but idk tbh. i didn't think up much of a bg because i like the idea of him being penpal simon.

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