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Quick map of EA and aer surrounding regions for your viewing pleasure

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the reboot will probably not happen. I got destracted whoops

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this blog will be getting a reboot soon! Stay tuned!

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EA redesign wooo!

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meow (^•-•^)

i know what creature makes this sound now. Some sort of slugcat ancestor

Regardless, its still not allowed in my regions.. remove yourself immediately or be destroyed slugcat ancestor

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Anomaly can I hug your puppet. Can I. I can fix you Anomaly trust

no.

*anon might notice EA isnt actually doing anything to prevent themselves from being hugged..*

i dont need help fixing my structure either. And even if i did i wouldn't accept it from just some random anon

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whos your favorite sonic the hedgehog character and your least favorite sonic the hedgehog character

sonic huh? its been a while since i've looked at any of that stuff..

my favorite character would have to be metal sonic. they're just cool..

my least favorite... dr starline.

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you say I'm nosy but I am. also liv#ng in your comm ar#ays. and also also you broke my tent

- a (not#so) friendly ancie#t

you what.

i might be nicer now but I still don't abide trespassers. get out or die forever. you deserve what happened to your stupid tent

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WOW UR ALIVE YAYSYSY how's the rot and decay treating you

did you doubt I was? happy to see me back huh...

for your information I am, and have not been rotting or decaying. Im perfectly fine, and can keep up with all my maintenance easily. all by myself. while also stopping all those damn creatures from invading my regions..

ok I've been falling a little behind, and only now fixed my comms array, is that what you wanted to hear. You anonymous people are always so invasive and nosy

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here is a gun. go do a crime

you do realize that's not possible right? there aren't any laws anymore, so there's no way I could break any.

the only crime I could really commit is breaking my own programming, and I cant really do that with a gun, now can I...

whatever. this thing might be useful even if I cant commit crimes with it

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ok false alarm

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did I fucking forget to hit draft. hold on

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..this Leaves person sounds like someone i could get along with, whats their communications freqency

I prefer EA if you must shorten my name

I dont really care either way. Its not like i can hang up myself anyway

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[COMMUNICATIONS REQUEST]

[???] - [ETERNAL ANOMALY]

...

...He...Hello?

...Is th..thi s coming tr ough?

I'd lik e to est...establish a connect ion..

S orry f...for the bot her...commun ications are un...unstable...f or now...

A connection... sure, why not

it's been a while since anyone's bothered to contact me

..probably due to their communication arrays breaking down. Is it really that hard to figure out how to repair yourself? You'd think someone would have done it and spread the word how to by now. Or maybe they did, and nobody received it because their arrays were too busy being broken

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It's pride month Anomaly, you know what that means

what do you want me to study gay evolution?

I dont know what that means

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How can you feel grateful when you know what your purpose is and hate it

Do you not feel the pressure to perform your tasks, meaningless and obsolete as they are, like an itch that cannot be scratched inside your mind

..youre talking about personalities, arent you

You dont need to point to our creators for those. All creatures have them. I have identified several personality types in my pet leeches alone

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[COMMUNICATIONS REQUEST]

[???] - [ETERNAL ANOMALY]

...

...He...Hello?

...Is th..thi s coming tr ough?

I'd lik e to est...establish a connect ion..

S orry f...for the bot her...commun ications are un...unstable...f or now...

A connection... sure, why not

it's been a while since anyone's bothered to contact me

..probably due to their communication arrays breaking down. Is it really that hard to figure out how to repair yourself? You'd think someone would have done it and spread the word how to by now. Or maybe they did, and nobody received it because their arrays were too busy being broken

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...Never imply i am similar to them again.

poor thing, youve fallen for propaganda, havent you

Well, let me tell you the truth about our "lovely" creators.

They didnt care about us. They barely considered us sapient. We were and are just a means to an end for them

Their great charity to this world. Something to ascend all the little bugs and lizards and microbes and everything else interesting and unique this world has to offer and leave it a lifeless wasteland, or suffer and die trying

oh sure, some of them pretended like they considered us equals or respected us, but all of that was only an act to keep us compliant

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[COMMUNICATIONS REQUEST]

[???] - [ETERNAL ANOMALY]

...

...He...Hello?

...Is th..thi s coming tr ough?

I'd lik e to est...establish a connect ion..

S orry f...for the bot her...commun ications are un...unstable...f or now...

A connection... sure, why not

it's been a while since anyone's bothered to contact me

..probably due to their communication arrays breaking down. Is it really that hard to figure out how to repair yourself? You'd think someone would have done it and spread the word how to by now. Or maybe they did, and nobody received it because their arrays were too busy being broken

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DIE

(you don't have a choice in the matter)

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