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because it is only one little cubie

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curly's mutilation can actually be seen as something of a 'redemption arc' bc it stops him from being a blond man

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if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

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here's a drawing i made a few months ago. enjoy

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out in public looking tortured

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on hold with the pest control company for work, and their hold message seriously just hit me with

"did you know there are a million ants for every human on earth? someone will be with you shortly"

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Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being pee wee

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i went to i love you island

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ive bitten six people so far this year by hiding in the rack of sweaters and lunging when someone reaches out to touch them but the banana republic staff cant put me down cause im an endangered species

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hello there i am a very tiny teensy tiny flying bug. i have been madly in love with you ever since i first saw you walking around in my forest. my natural lifespan is very short — i long to spend it flying directly into your eye, so that you might shed but one tear for my heartsickness

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This is my first rodeo actually. What do you call this one? "Horse" huh? Fascinating

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me, unsure of how to add an additional piece of context to my sentence:

the humble parentheses:

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Can we bring back Palestine Academy as a resource, I fear a lot of people are forgetting to go back to the basics and simply learn about what is happening in Gaza and what HAS BEEN happening for the past 76 years