I'm Ethan Giordano. 15 years old. A freshman going to Oakvale High. I'm real smart. You'll find me in all honors classes, and science club after school. I'm a bright kid, I can't help it. But that doesn't mean I don't know how to have fun. Sometimes, you don't have to try to succeed. If it's meant to be, it'll happen. My beautiful girlfriend Cleo is all that I need. Hurt her, I hurt you. Got it? (ooc: I am not Jake T. Austin or Figaro.)
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As I scroll through Gwen's blog at an ungodly hour yet again, I notice this.
These were my tags: #OOC: THEY'RE SO CUTE. #WE NEED TO FIND SOME WAY TO GET THEM TOGETHER OR SOMETHING
That is all. Carry on with your lives now.
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WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO MY BABY
OH MY SWEET MARMALADE WHAT THE HELL
I JUST
I CAN'T
GUYS
I'M CRYING
WHY IS YOUR HAIR BLUE
WHAT IS GOING ON
ARE YOU WEARING EYELINER
THAT TATTOO HAD BETTER NOT BE REAL BHVUGYCFGUI
MY BABY
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I just realized that the last IC thing I did on Ethan besides wish everyone a happy easter was cripple his 8 year old sister.
I am a horrible person I still can't believe I did that oh my god.
#i didn't even cry when i actually did it but i'm crying now omfg#i think it just hit me how horrible inhuman that actually was.#jnbhuvgycftyginjbvhgcfygbij
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ooc: Guys...
Remember when Ian fucked River?
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I'M SORRY BUT THAT WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE THING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN THIS RP DESPITE THE FACT THAT IT HURT GWEN I JUST GAH.
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ooc: OH MY GOD, I'M A FUCKING PSYCHIC. JNOIBHVGUYCFTDRXZESDTXGBHUVGYCDRXTCFGVU
LEGIT THO. I WATCHED THIS LIKE SUNDAY NIGHT AND NO. I LIKE, DIED. I STILL AM NOT OVER IT.
#I still haven't watched the season 5 finale.#I watched the episode before it.#But not the last one cause I haven't had time.#mnjnhbjucgtdrxtcfvbihjvcftx
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#Ooc: omg are the bitchington cousins going after henrabby now?#none of my characters are okay with this.#even mark.#he'll fuq dem up.#xD
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Happy Easter!
I hope the Easter Bunny did you all well. ;)
Especially Gwen. xD
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Ooc: Love guru is as love guru does, Lex. xD No, im kind of hopped up on sugar right now. But you get the gist of it.
Ooc: forget Jesus Christ it’s as if I found God.
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Ooc: NO, BETTER. TAKE HIM BY THE REIGNS AND RIDE HIM INTO THE SUNSET LEX.
Ooc: forget Jesus Christ it’s as if I found God.
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Ooc: FOLLOW ME, MORTAL. TOGETHER WE SHALL CAPTURE THIS MAN'S HEART AND MAKE HIM ETERNALLY YOURS.
ooc; guys I told Luna that Erik likes PTV and now she’s screaming at me to marry him.
I screen capped it to cherish forever.
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Ooc: Did you really? Omg. I'm crying and like yelling at my phone and my mom is looking at me like im the craziest thing since skinny jeans and my nana turned her hearing aid off again. But seriously, take this man and lock him in your closet and never let him go.
ooc; guys I told Luna that Erik likes PTV and now she’s screaming at me to marry him.
I screen capped it to cherish forever.
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Look how depressed she is without Bessy around. My poor baby. :(
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ooc: Convieniently, I must sleep now. I have an early day ahead. I'll be here to face my death via Val tomorrow.
OH, AND ANGEL HAIR, IF YOU HAPPEN TO READ THIS AT SOME POINT. I LOVE YOU WITH ALL THAT I AM.
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ooc: You love me, just not my plot. We both know it.~
ooc; how can you do that to a child that is terrible omg you disgust me okay i’m changing tabs now before i get upset i need to reply to this para luna you are evil ok glad we cleared this up
#I am a tad frightened for Val to come on.#But I warned her last night.#So she shouldn't be too shocked.
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ooc:
vik-patel replied to your post: ooc:
ooc; THATS BECAUSE YOURE COLD AND HEARTLESS AND JUST what am I saying I’m a hypocrite I almost did something like this to Kevin in my potential plot. Thank you for reminding me on how horrible that woulda been.
Oh my God, Kevinnnnnnnnnn. When you go through with your upcoming plot, remember this moment. Because that will most likely be what I am feeling right now.
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ooc: I love you too.
ooc; how can you do that to a child that is terrible omg you disgust me okay i’m changing tabs now before i get upset i need to reply to this para luna you are evil ok glad we cleared this up
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