ethanmoses

[ethanmoses]

12 months ago: I’m going to engage my child with so many intellectually stimulating activities that the concept of television will make them physically ill. Today: The CG children with oversized heads are perfectly capable of raising my child. #responsible #saturdadding #dadlife #berlin (at Berlin, Germany) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGt5Clope_n/?igshid=1lmmex3vmfop7

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We searched far and wide but alas no gnomes were to be found. However, what we did find was time to bond as father and son, which is a greater gift than locating even the most mythical of beasts...We also may have found an electrified goat pen and Milo may have tossed my phone into it and I may have gotten slightly shocked...all in a day’s work. #liechtenstein #paranormal #supernatural #fatherandson #adventureboys #bearhammerinvestigations #gnomes #electrifiedgoatpen (at Triesenberg, Triesenberg, Liechtenstein) https://www.instagram.com/p/CEmG3VTqCmz/?igshid=1jrwkji979sqf

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Gnome Quest Day 1: Woke up early and knocked out some light calisthenics to insure I’m nimble and quick enough to chase, run away from or in the best scenario frolic alongside Bavarian Mountain Gnomes. Again, the goal is securing shelter but ain’t nothing wrong with securing friendship along the way... #gnomequest2020 #friendship #bavaria #bearhammerinvestigations #paranormal #supernatural #diplomacy https://www.instagram.com/p/CEV_zX5KzvV/?igshid=10ir3gybuggvz

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I am about to embark on a diplomatic journey to secure the human race underground shelter should climate change get the best of us. I have very little dealings with the magical creatures known as Gnomes, so no promises. However, if I’ve learned anything while working my side gig as an international business boy, it’s that you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. I also learned that as long as you talk loud and sound confident, people will believe almost anything you say. #bearhammerinvestigations #gnomes #internationalbusiness #supernatural #paranormal #bavaria #climatechange (at Berlin, Germany) https://www.instagram.com/p/CEU1WpcKLLi/?igshid=5j4jy3cz78if

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New article up (check profile) at #bearhammerinvestigations #meatwasps #brunch #paranormal #paranormalinvestigation #insectsnotmindingtheirowndangbusiness #cantstopwontstop #horrorthemedscenarios (at Berlin, Germany) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDe63Lmqmah/?igshid=1ie9xo8nou5a1

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As if mystery seeds weren’t enough, I’ve recent had at least two Sunday brunches devastated by the presence of wasps that specifically target cold cuts. This is far worse than the many brunches ruined by wasps that target sweets and beer as it means there is no longer a safe option for brunch should you want your survival rate peaked out at 100%. Is this a new species? Escaped military experiment? A general lack of understanding as to the habits of wasps? Stay tuned for another investigation into the world of weird with #bearhammerinvestigations #meatwasps #paranormal #investigation #extraterrestrial #brunch #lunchmeat #wasps (at Berlin, Germany) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDdKosvK9Sy/?igshid=11buaq3pdb4s9

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I’ve been researching the “Mystery Seeds” situation that is currently plaguing the social media feeds of bored suburbanites. Is it a global conspiracy? An alien threat? No one knows, but you better believe this amateur paranormal investigator is on the case. Intro to my first investigation in 8 years is up on the site (check link in bio). Stay safe, stay cool and keep your eyes open. #bearhammerinvestigations #mysteryseeds #paranormal #combatmagicians #backinthesaddle https://www.instagram.com/p/CDWXYDjKyyl/?igshid=10nmfj5jm9mtw

[ethanmoses]

The world is in too much turmoil for me not to come out of retirement...stay tuned the tides of justice are about to turn... see link in profile. #bearhammerinvestigations #paranormal #extraterrestrial #demons #ghosts #jumpkicks #combatmagicians (at Berlin, Germany) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDVvBVOKPb7/?igshid=px7t53ihl6t4