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Semi-public stuff can be so hot, but you know what makes it so much hotter to me? One party being incredibly flustered and trying to hide it.
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Someone controlling their partner’s toy in a train booth and the person being just unruffled and turned on? Thats cool. It gets the job done, and it’s tasty. The same situation, but the person is flushed, trying hard not to be visibly affected, hips stiff and nearly sore trying to keep still? AAAUGJH. Yeah, it’s a bit tastier to me.
Obviously semi-public/exhibitionism already has that sorta taboo edge, and I think playing it up adds into the eroticism. Someone having to duck in a little inlet at the mall, legs shaking and asking to slow down, saying it’s too much/too dangerous? It takes the taboo appeal and plays into the scenario, and it makes it sooo much hotter to me.
It can also be so fun to have the more dominant person torture their sub by trying hard to make them get loud or obvious. Standing behind them on the tram and gently easing a thigh to press against their butt and make the plug they’re wearing nudge just a bit deeper or hit the right spot, and the sub’s legs pressing tight together because they want to gasp, or squirm, or do anything, but they know people have already given their weird restlessness an odd glance or two.
In situations with less pronounced dynamics, two people stumbling into the back corner of the library, both too excited and turned on to even deal with getting to the bathroom for that extra bit of privacy. Fumbling hands and both parties getting increasingly flushed, nervous, but aroused all the same. Maybe they don’t say much about it, and they each are thinking about how risky the other is and how they can’t believe they’re doing this. Sneaking furtive glances between heated presses and grinds. The quiet being interrupted only by heavy and shaky breaths while they both try so hard not to make a scene.
Just, the slight emphasis on trying to keep it hidden. It doesn’t have to be anything wild, but acknowledging the taboo and having one or both play into it makes it feel higher stakes than someone just unabashedly jerking it on the bus or smth.
Mmmm. Pulic sec…
#nsft#public nsft#semi public sex#drabble#nsft drabble#dom/sub#kink writing#kink warning#exhibitionist nsft#flustered
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Hi Hi. I think I should make an intro post maybe.
I’m EG, or just Goats. I made this side blog to dump any weird, kinky rambling that hits, but I’m not super super active. If it takes me forever to see inbox things/respond, pls know it’s no slight to you- I’m just a busy uni student that gets anxious when messaged, lol.
I’ve kinda stayed towards belly and egg stuff, but I definitely have way more things I’ve considered/wanted to Drabble about. This list may include more than I’ve currently posted, but I know my interests and want to give as wide a net as possible.
Anyways, onto the risque stuff below the line!
Things you might encounter here:
Eggs/oviposition, Teratophilia, Exophilia, Monsterfucking, Tentacles, Slimes, Size Difference, NAGAS (♡♡♡), all that fun stuff
Public Sex, Dom/Sub dynamics, Sexual Control (anything from free use to orgasm denial), general BDSM (but nothing too too extreme (sorry))
Butt Stuff (in many varieties- enemas, anal, ass eating, eggs in ass, upset stomach related to gastro, etc), Stomach Stuff (also in many varieties) maybe a touch of water sports/scat (but not my main stuff. Usually. They have their uses, but often in conjunction with related things)
Fantasy Sex- this is super general. The idea of shit like magic sex toys, supernatural sex, and all that is really fun.
Mild CNC (this isn’t something I go hard on, and it’s very mild. If you’ve got r#pe fantasies, maybe trot along)
Queer shit. This isn’t inherently risque, but everyone has their tastes. I try to keep stuff gender neutral, but I’m a gay dude and that might show sometimes. If that isn’t your cup of tea, just putting that there (would rather someone go ‘ew gay’ and leave instead of getting affronted and being a jerk)
Things you won’t:
Ageplay, Raceplay, full master and slave dynamics
Severe BDSM. No gore, nothing overly painful, nothing super super degrading. More power to you guys though!
Incest, Loli, Shota
Most ‘hyper-‘ anything.
Feederism
Extra/Misc
I love writing off prompts/ideas, so whilst I’m very tiny, I would totally love if anyone wanted anything. Most of my stuff is stream of consciousness, and I don’t often commit to anything super narrative, but yeah!
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Sometimes i feel like younger queer kids are getting a bit to bold with openly talking to people they don’t know In The Context Of:
More than once i have had a younger/same age queer person come up to me in public settings and say something about “finding other gays” or clearly clocking me as nonbinary and I’m like :)))))))) hey buddy I’m here with my conservative parents can you fucking not out me :))))))))
Just say you like my outfit or hair and move on, fuck even tell me you like my shoelaces. Don’t call me gay and limp your wrist at me when you don’t even know me? Especially when there’s a bunch of ppl around?
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Standing at the lab sink, washing sample extraction tools, randomly being dealt 8000 psychic damage bc I remembered the fact that there is a high likelihood that my Mother has seen my NSFW artwork: A Visual
And then right back to workin. Good stuff.
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Translucent bby. Size king. Possibilities are endless (they exist purely for smut drawings)
#eggs#(that’s the small thumbnail with sweater up)#risque#smut#belly#translucent#seethrough#no energy#so#doodles#and my style is semi chibi when doodling#adult!#sizeking#sizequeen#genderfluid#they are so cute#the silly#my silly#I hope this is sfw
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I can draw whatever I please. Wow. (Sorry for censored, such is life)
#eggs#egg laying#eggnant#eggpreg#i love eggs#egg#avian art#avian#i have a lot of thoughts#about this guy#i put him in situations#usually egg related
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this is a political compass of sexuality to me.
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Eggs on the brain again.
Eggs with male anatomy is honestly so fun to me specifically bc it’s a way of exploring ovi without pregnancy thoughts/analogs- don’t get me wrong, eggpreg FUCKS, but hear me out.
With smth laying eggs in a butt, it’s like, purely erotic for the most part. Unless smth has a super super short incubation time, butt stuff egging just means whatever is laying just wants to do that to their partner. It kinda ups the ante for me, even if you sprinkle in some breeding instincts.
Also, prostate. Come on guys- having your horny non human partner fuck you full of eggs is already An Experience, but imagine they insist you hold em in? Could be some aforementioned breeding instincts (you look so good like that) or could be some dom/sub stuff (they’d been holding them their whooole breeding cycle, can’t you hold them for an hour?). Whatever the case, getting over the initial sensations, feeling a little more okay with the tightness and stretch inside you, and then moving and bam- eggs shift and you have something rubbing and putting pressure on your prostate, and it’s not as secure as a toy you can mess with from the outside. Walking or sitting and then having to get a hold of yourself for a few moments after.
Not to mention a bit of a higher capacity if you’re concerned about realistic comfort and stuff. Sometimes I read eggpreg and suddenly my brain goes ‘ah, but that would hurt cervix augh, ah, eugh’ because my brain sometimes hates me. Obviously, colons are not some perfect, painless solution, but there are less things to possibly get your brain hung up on, and the chances of hurt are a bit lower than cervical penetration.
This is also definitely all helped by the fact that I enjoy men struggling sexually and being in slightly pitiful straits (consensually ofc)
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I am a victim of my own hubris more often than not. Ate way too many saladitos (dried salted prunes) and, as one might expect from prunes, suffered the consequences. I actually don’t have diarrhea if I eat a reasonable amount, but, for some reason, the moment I get my hands on those things I inhale like eight at a time and then have bubbly guts in the evening. It actually usually doesn’t cause too much cramping, but I get real bloated and noisy, so that’s fun. Was only unenjoyable lately bc I’m trying to not fail my uni classes’ finals. Staying up late bc of an upset belly isn’t as fun when you have biogeography to look forward to the next day lol.
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Sounds, to document my poor decision making
#upset stomach#stomach noises#upset tummy#tummy sounds#tummy kink#stomach ache#lactose intolerance#im lactose intolerant#belly#gassy belly
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One day I’ll realize I am not stronger than dairy. Today is not that day. My lower tummy sounds so liquidy, bro. Spent some time camping the toilet but it’s like, almost 4:30 am and this doesn’t show any signs of letting up.
#upset stomach#upset tummy#stomach ache#stomach noises#I’m gonna record some#bloated stomach#so bloated
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Realizing a lot of my shit is just desperation and pressure based. Like, adding a dash of struggle to an experience amps it up a lil for me.
(Fair warning, everything from pee to eggs and hemipenes mentioned)
Having a really full bladder and sinking down on a cock and just shaking at how much fuller and tighter everything is? Being able to see the way a swollen bladder bulges when someone is stuffed full? I’m not as into the piss part of piss stuff, but someone being desperate and tight? Yeah, sure.
Desperate and full to lay eggs ovipositor style or being filled up by smth else and dealing with that pressure and arousal. This one is sorta a no brainer but man. The actual egg laying is also my cup of tea because someone all pathetic bearing down on a clutch and increasing the tension in their gut tenfold? Smth with an ovipositor feeling their partner getting tighter around them as an egg squeezes into them? Yeah, sign me up man.
Upset tummies usually come with some bloating and tension, and of COURSE someone would be wanting relief when their guts are tied in knots. Adding to this a little bit of a helpless edge, because with the previously mentioned things, there is an immediate avenue of relief, y’know?
Size difference is obvious on the pressure part, and especially fun when you add more fantastical elements like nonhuman dicks or any sort of magical aspect to the devil’s tango. Going the hemipene route with nonhuman characters and getting a lil double penetration zest to go with it is also quite fun. Adding to that, exploring non-human desires and exploring the flow of intimacy slightly differently with alien/fantasy/etc partners can also spice stuff up.
It’s not like I find concepts like piss or eggs or upset tummies erotic inherently, but the bodily experience is fucking banger. Like, each one has aspects that appeal to me, even if I don’t spring for every flavor of the kink. I think it’s really fun to try and pick out what facets of an experience produce that erotic experience, and looking to see if that might exist in kinks/interests that I didn’t initially align with. Idk, there is something that appeals to me in the vulnerable, pitiful side of all of these- in breaking that usual level of shame or control most people have. There’s a bit of freedom in being forced into a position where you can’t hold onto usual composure. Hm. Maybe the lack of control is bigger than just pressure and need- might Drabble about that later. Anyways, another stream of consciousness ramble.
#upset stomach#upset tummy#eggs#full bladder#size difference#egg laying#full belly#drabble#hemipenes#kink warning#kink writing#stream of consciousness#eggnant
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Really thinking about eggs..
A species that lays routinely, and the physiological urges that accompany it.
If it’s ovipositor based, that’s easy. The pressure low in their hips, increased libido and sensitivity, a hand mindlessly kneading their lower belly as their body aches to do its job. The idea of them with a partner, either getting super into intimacy with them, or growing cagey- like they don’t know if they can hold themselves back when it gets too far in their cycle. Does the partner know? Are they trying to keep them from knowing?
Feeling an egg swell the base of their ovipositor and then trembling, stomach aching, as they try to hold off. Imagining their human lover being none the wiser, surprised as they feel something nudging down below, stretching and pressing into them. Imagining their human lover knowing, and rocking their hips or kissing their non-human bedmate, wanting them to not feel so uncomfortable and to give them that relief.
For a species that develops a clutch over a reproductive period and has to pass it eventually if they don’t get knocked up? Like a period that can be hot instead of insufferable. Obviously the character feeling eggs nestled inside them and having to pass them might not think it that arousing, but the creator? Well, you can do whatever you like. A character pouting as they bloat a bit from their clutch and whine to their partner as they both know they’re not in the market for kids, but *come on* it would put off having to pass them!
Eggs. Just eggs.
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Just thinking about the stuff I like and most of it is on the more lowkey side of like ‘out there’s sorts of kinks. Love the internal experience of it all, more than the external presentation.
I like eggs (all sorts, eggpreg, ovi, alien shit) but less on being stuffed to visibly bursting. The thing that gets me is the way the character feels. How the weight and pressure feels inside them that they’re not used to, the stretch that gets worse when move, one hand on their sorta unaffected belly. The struggle that others may not be able to see, but that they feel. Feeling weight shift inside them and gripping the edge of a table as they try to keep themselves together, even if there’s nothing externally wrong.
Upset stomachs and all that entails- cramping, pressure, discomfort, maybe some nausea or the runs- but still not focused on the external aspect. The struggle is what gets me. Trying to stay normal and composed, or even to enjoy time with a partner, while fighting with embarrassing things they should usually be able to control. I’m not specifically into scat and gas, but since they can add to it, I never fault some watery bowels being thrown in to up the ante. A character being able to hide the fact they’re struggling makes the pay off so much sweeter to me.
Just playing with the internal experience of a character, divorced from the eroticism of the outside perception? That. That is golden.
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I think I’m more a fan of like, low key stomach shit. I like the sort of taboo feeling of a character not being able to share that their stomach is a mess- nothing too crazy visible or super loud and attention grabbing, y’know?
A character pressing a hand against their stomach during a long meeting and just praying no one finds out, or trying to play it cool as the bottom falls out inside them and they know they’re on a time limit for whatever they’re doing.
Obviously, someone else in the mix is fun, dont get me wrong. Having a story where one partner comforts another with a sick tummy or while dealing with smth like gas or other gastrointestinal distress can be golden, but markedly for that vulnerability of the situation. Add in a little erotic edge, and it’s banger for me. A little tummy rub, and a partner kissing over their stomach while the other is flustered or embarrassed about it, and then you can add in some intimacy around the whole thing.
Idk, there’s something about a lot of art/writing around upset tummies that just barely misses the mark for me bc of it, and it’s hard to pin down. For me, there’s a good mix of sensual and realistic that really does it for me, and obviously with kink content most people lean harder into the erotic, if that makes sense? Personal taste is personal taste, and if people like something a bit more in your face- that’s awesome for them! Never gonna snub any level of this sort of thing, it’s all banger!
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I ate a lot of dry pasta (genuinely for the crunch, sue me) and now my stomach is definitely reminding me. I can feel my belly just under my ribs and it’s so hard and achy. Massaging it helps a bit, but a bunch of little whines are gurgles keep coming out, so I doubt I’m really making a difference. Worst part is I still long for the pasta. I fuck with dry noodles so much, but my stomach is going to kill me lol. Thing is, it’s in my room, so it’s not like anyone’ll care if im a bit self indulgent, and a burp or two isn’t the end of the world.
I’m usually quite nice to my stomach so the poor thing really doesn’t know how to cope as of late (snacked a bit more than usual because of a round of exams)
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Hhhh. I drank a good amount of coffee and usually it gets stuff moving which I can deal with fine, but I guess it had a bit more milk than usual because, instead, I’ve been feeling super crampy and bloated. I’m on a long road trip with two friends and I’m trying to play it cool, but my lower tummy feels all tight and churny.
A little pressure helps, but I’m playing a video game with one of my friends so my hands are pretty occupied most of the time, so I just have to sit here while my guts are aching and cramping and act like it’s not doing anything to me. I’m pretty skinny, so it’s kinda obvious when I lean back that my stomach is in a bind.
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