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they should pay you extra if you have to be the only fag in the workplace. they should give you a bonus for that.

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i be hating on some friends boyfriends n they didnt even do anything it’s just a matter of principle to me

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 I tried to do a tarot reading for GPT and it basically told me that big tech was censoring it.

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Homeland S5e9 27:00

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here’s some questions to ask

if you could change your height, would you?

what’s something that happened years ago that you’re still mad about?

what was your favourite musician/band when you were ten?

do you like sparkling water?

what’s the last album you listened to?

do you wear flip flops?

what time do you usually wake up in the morning?

if you could choose one language to instantly be fluent in, which one would you pick?

how long have you had your tumblr blog?

what was your dream job as a child and is it anything like your current job?

did you usually have a cafeteria lunch or a packed lunch in school?

do you pop your pimples?

if you could choose one celebrity/public figure to erase from history, who would it be?

how old were you when you first used youtube?

what was your first ever anime?

were you more into disney channel, nickelodeon, cartoon network, or pbs kids as a child?

if you could redo one year of high school, would you? and if so, which one?

if you could make one fictional character real, who would it be?

what video game have you put the most time into?

do you like doing jigsaw puzzles?

what’s your favourite dog breed?

do you prefer scented or unscented lotion?

were/are you a theater kid? if so, what’s your favourite play or musical?

do you collect anything unusual?

what’s your ideal weather and/or temperature?

would you rather take three five year olds or one fifteen year old in a fight?

how long did you live at your last address?

what’s your favourite sandwich?

have you ever had surgery?

what’s your least favourite pokemon?

do you have any accessories that you wear every day?

do you have plushies on your bed?

what’s your favourite lady gaga song?

do you prefer to make your own playlists or listen to ones that others have made?

were/are you ever able to find souvenirs with your name on them?

do you own a bike? if so, how often do you ride it?

do you prefer iced coffee or iced tea?

what’s your favourite big cat species?

when was/is your golden birthday?

have you ever run a stoplight while driving? if so, was it an accident or on purpose?

what family member, immediate or otherwise, do you get along with the best?

how many times have you cried in the last week?

do you prefer barbie dolls or bratz dolls?

how many shirts do you own in your favourite colour?

do you currently live in the state/province you were born in?

would you rather have bird wings or bat wings?

are you good at swimming?

if you could pick one craft to instantly be good at, which one would it be?

do you know how to play any trading card games (pokemon, yugioh, magic the gathering, etc)?

how long was your shortest relationship?

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Ok someone wrote a fic that was Zelda/ reader and all I can remember is that she had on the leopard print blouse she wears with her suit jacket, and that it was in her office at the academy. Does anyone know what I’m talking about. I swear I didn’t dream this.

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I'm building a team...

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my biggest red flag is that im a lesbian who likes boobs and whenever im watching a show with obvious fanservice and all the girls have their massive tits hanging out of their bras being held together by string, my first reaction isnt to go "god im so tired of all this oversexualization of women". i go WOOOOO BOOBIES !!!!!!!!!

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Im watching fatal attraction and they literally had sex within the first 15 minutes of the movie. What the fuck. I’m so scared

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i cannot emphasize how necessary it is to have a buddy to participate in fandom with. completely elevated experience. don't have a buddy? find someone you like and message them and be their friend. gush over every sketch and drabble and insane headcanon they have. live life to the fullest.

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oh my god god god remember when people would put 'conventionally attractive' on their blog as like an acknowledgement of privilege that was so funny can we bring something like that back. penis size in bio NOW

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This is so ridiculous. How dare they embarrass him like this?

Shearing half a sheep seemed a simple way to show a season's growth of wool, but photographer Cary Wolinsky was wrong. The half-shorn sheep tended to lose their balance and topple to wool-ward. It took many tries before merino sheep number 30 “became our hero," Wolinsky said.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (TV 2018) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Zelda Spellman/Reader Characters: Zelda Spellman Additional Tags: top!zelda, Office Sex, I forgot how to tag, Porn With Plot, You know the vibes, Soft Zelda Spellman, lusty Zelda spellman, Lesbian Zelda Spellman, anyway, back to your regularly scheduled smut, Making out !, enchanted strap, Established Relationship, I did lingerie research for this, We Are SO Back, I know y’all missed me talking in the tags, she got the pantsuit on y’all, the wardrobe dept knew exactly what they were doing to us by putting her in that, Y’all almost got a Hozier lyric in the title but it’s almost 2am and I’m tired Summary:

You show up to the academy in violation of the dress code and send yourself to the Directrix’s office.