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me: *sends friend a message at 3 am*

friend: *responds*

me: woah woah there what are you doing up go the fuck to sleep this isn’t healthy

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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

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carol being the main breadwinner/decision-maker of the family is such an interesting character trait to me because it implies that she just buys her daughters whatever they want? dess couldn't have been older than college aged when she vanished and yet she has dozens of musical instruments, an excess of shoes, hockey sticks, a computer of her own, even weed just laying around. and carol clearly is protective over this stuff too, or at least she is over the guitar. that's not even getting into noelle's room. just colors their relationship in a really fascinating way.

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The biggest difference between Undertale and Deltarune is that Undertale adheres to the forms of children's adventure fantasy (in which most adults are well-meaning but misguided and can potentially become useful allies), while Deltarune adheres to the forms of YA fantasy (in which adults are contractually obligated to be actively malicious, unable or unwilling to acknowledge the existence of the problem, or temperamentally unsuited to provide meaningful aid), and this explains basically everything about why your favourite returning Undertale character is Like That in Deltarune.

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My magnum opus

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(You may have passed, and that’s okay, you’re still my friend anyway!)

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Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.

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sometimes you’re hit with a friendly realization that yes, life is good. you have your comfort characters and you have archive of our own. life is actually beautiful

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too many stories about turning yourself into a monster as a metaphor for pretending to be something you aren't and losing yourself in the process. not enough stories about turning yourself into a monster as a metaphor for choosing to openly embrace yourself even if it's strange to other people

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They're angry over one of the most basic components of his character?

I was kind of joking about that post about how you couldn't make Blazing Saddles nowadays, but I guess it's just true. You can't even make Superman these days without them complaining he's woke.

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if you’re a white creator and your brown/black characters are always sassy, reckless, aggressive or cold and your white characters are always soft, demure, shy and introverted you should think about maybe why you did that

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I am getting so fucking tired of people saying they use AI for emails. you can simply not.

It's really easy to Not use it.

You can simply not participate.

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characters going “we were lovers once”: eh, it’s okay i guess. it’s nice enough

characters going “we were friends once”: absolutely devastating. one hit knockout i’m gone

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Today's Doonesbury cartoon.

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Fairy: Hey I didn’t get your name.

Me: Yeah that was on purpose.

Fairy: Oh my god stealing people’s names has been categorized as a war crime for like a hundred years. Do I seem like the kind of fairy that would do war crimes?

Me: Well yes, but that’s just my impression of you personally. Not fairies in general.

Fairy: You’re smarter than I thought.

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Obligatory AI hate post bc I intend to be even more annoying about this

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i think the funniest thing about utdr is that toby fox made the "true" ending end with asriel going "oh your name's frisk and you're a completely different person from [PlayerName] sorry for treating you like them" and then the genocide ending has Chara show up like "hi i'm the heart you were piloting. i've been a different person this whole time which you would understand if you paid attention to the vhs tapes. anyways thank you for showing me that everyone deserves violence, including You, [PlayerName]." and kill you. and then the entire thesis statement of deltarune is "you, [PlayerName], are an interloper possessing Kris. Kris does not want you here. Kris wants you dead get out get out get out get out" and we somehow have a not-insignificant amount of the player base going "well they don't actually SAY anything so they're CLEARLY player inserts which means i can give them all whatever binary pronouns i want". i think toby fox should lay a curse upon the internet. not some small potatoes "do you like the red room" nonsense i'm talking straight up earthquakes and fires and shit.