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OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

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[publishes a fic at a time when no one in any time zone is awake] [whining anyway] why has no one read my masterpiece yet

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oh also this was SUPPOSED to be written for @iwaoiweek2025 for the fantasy and 5+1 day. except then i chose what may possibly be the most deranged not-really-entirely-compliant interpretation of that prompt that i personally could ever conceptualize. and 5+1 turned into 15 parts turned into a 21k word one shot. and also my submission is late. so idk if this counts anymore. its still mostly a fantasy au at least i guess?

frankenstein's theory of being alive (iwaoi, 21624 words)

Oikawa has a plan for his future. The plan mostly centers around university, volleyball, National Championships, and making Iwaizumi fall in love with him somehow, eventually. What he does not account for: magic, and the undoing of everything he understands to be true. (Or, how to piece yourself back together after falling apart, one stitch at a time.)

chat am i cooking if i write 21k word urban fantasy aus about the volleyball anime guys or is something wrong with me

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frankenstein's theory of being alive (iwaoi, 21624 words)

Oikawa has a plan for his future. The plan mostly centers around university, volleyball, National Championships, and making Iwaizumi fall in love with him somehow, eventually. What he does not account for: magic, and the undoing of everything he understands to be true. (Or, how to piece yourself back together after falling apart, one stitch at a time.)

chat am i cooking if i write 21k word urban fantasy aus about the volleyball anime guys or is something wrong with me

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Blorbo projecting stage 1: your traumas

Blorbo projecting stage 100+: they can’t close ziplock bags for the life of them

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I plan on watching a movie at some point in the future

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Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

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oh captain, carry me through (nekoma genfic/kuroken, 14239 words)

At the tail end of his second year, Kuroo is elected captain of the Nekoma High Boys’ Volleyball Team. Sometimes, he kind of—just a little—doubts if they were right to do it. His teammates, on the other hand, have never been more sure of something in their lives. (Or, five times Kuroo’s underclassmen put their trust in him, and one time he gives his own to someone.)

stayed up until 4am, at which point i passed out from sheer exhaustion, so i could finish writing this in two sittings, entirely fueled by the sole power of the kuroo's stupid gay little poses in the haikyuu stage plays. ok now where's the publish fic button.

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if you're posting a whole fanfiction to tumblr you've got to put it under a readmore boss

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JERRY: Well! I'm bisexual.

GEORGE: Bisexual! Oh, well that's just great. As if it wasn't enough that you were rubbing all these beautiful women in my face. Now it's beautiful women! Beautiful men! Beautiful androgynous ze/hirs!

ELAINE: No you're not.

JERRY: Wh-sure I am!

ELAINE: Nah. I don't buy it. I mean, Jerry, I slept with you. There's no way you're bisexual.

JERRY: So a bisexual man can't sleep with a woman? Get a load of this! I've been bisexual for 30 seconds and I'm already experiencing biphobia!

ELAINE: No, dummy. Remember when I asked you if we could try, you know [raises her eyebrows, moves her head around].

JERRY: Oh, that.

ELAINE: Well, a bisexual man wouldn't say "No, that's kind of gay."

JERRY: Fine! I'm not bisexual! Just don't tell my agent.

GEORGE: So no beautiful men?

JERRY: No, George, no men.

GEORGE: Heh. Right. I'm gonna.... [points to the door and leaves without another word]

ELAINE: So why's your agent think you're bisexual anyway?

JERRY: I made a stupid joke. Some reporter asks if I sleep on my back or on my side and I said, you know, I go both ways, depends who I'm sleeping with, and next thing I know there's a PinkNews tweet about me.

ELAINE: Why not correct them? They're the ones who assumed.

JERRY: Because I got a call from my agent. They want me to stay out. They said I'm the fresh new face of comedy. And it'd be great if the fresh new face of comedy was a queer man.

ELAINE: And you're doing it?

JERRY: What's the alternative? Say no, actually, I'm completely average. Not a gay bone in my body. I'm just a comedian who made the worst joke of all time. While straight.

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You'd think writing a chapter would make you one chapter closer to being done with a fic. You'd think that, wouldn't you??

But no, you are in fact 3 chapters further away.

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never should’ve fucking gotten into sports soccer was a MISTAKE i’m so stressed out

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6 has three 2's which is a good amount but of a relatively smaller number, whereas 6 has two 3's, which is fewer, but 3 is a bigger number, so it really comes to about the same. so youve got options

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i've been rewatching fruits basket and the fact that ayame just got out of most of the more horrible stuff surrounding the curse through the sheer power of being obnoxious???

iconic tbh

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tik tok edits of all time to me.

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FOUND IT

does anyone have the stage play kuroo + hello kitty by avril lavigne edit handy. i need to watch it . for my health

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does anyone have the stage play kuroo + hello kitty by avril lavigne edit handy. i need to watch it . for my health