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#bearded chris  13/∞

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“I could choke the life out of you without changing a shade.” - Bruce Banner AOU

anna ou-

choke me pls

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This was part of a longer post on my personal blog, but I kind of felt like it belonged over here…

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Do you have a master list?

no lol im a mobile user, so im really not sure how to even do it haha

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would u write for dallas winston? :0

yes :0

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hey lemme get uhh.... either really fluffy, lovey-dovey sodapop or two-but, both is... also good thank you much ily

im working on a soda post that’ll be up later soo uhh two bit!!! my luv (edit: mobile got me FUCKED up idk what’s going on lol but the text goes in and out of italics it don’t mean shit I promise)- contrary to popular belief two-bit does nOt have to be drunk to be all clingy- he’s just constantly lovey dovey that’s just how he is- like pullin u back on him to sit on his lap and wrappin his looong ass arms around u and kissin ya cheek-lots of giggling- tells u shitty pickup lines no matter if ur dating him or not- “hey y/n, do you have a name? or can i call you mine ;)”- “two-bit, you just SAID my name”- kind of dude to not move the car unless ur seatbelt is buckled

- “c’mere, sunshine”- oh yEah he calls you sunshineeeeeee and baby girrrrrl and sweeeeetheart or sweeeeeets- just so many nicknames bc he !loves! you- lets be real for a min:- two-bit is gonna be masculine- but not tOxic masculine y’know?- like he’s gonna get in fights with people because they said crude shit about u- but he’ll also tell you he loves you- he’ll do it in front of anybody and at this point the gang literally says “aw shit two bit if you don’t shut your trap im gonna *insert empty threat here*”- his go-to line when people threaten you is “don’t you fuckin’ THINK to lay one of your crusty ass hands on her”- uhh him teaching u how to fight - him beating you in arm wrestles (sometimes)- THE GANG LOVING YOU SM- playing football with them and singlehandedly beating their asses- like you’re all “guys guys!!! let’s go again this is so much fun”- and Darry is off to the side using an inhaler (he doesn’t even have asthma)- soda and steve are just kinda sitting down in the middle of the field like what the fuck- ponyboy has grass stains on his knees from trying to outrun you and falling- johnny is out of breath from w a t c h i n g- and two-bit is all like “yEs baby!!! that’s mah girl!!! y/n l/n!!! my babygirl out there kickin some greasy ass!”- him insisting on not calling him keith but u do it anyways because he secretly loves it and is bad at keeping secrets- modern two bit would get FUNKY with some rap music- modern two bit also has thousands of pictures of u because ???angel????- sometimes getting classes with him and he fake hits on you- “daaaamn look at that girl over there!! girl got MAD cake ‘miright dudes”- you cannot wear skirts around him,, just can’t happen- but if you do…- you can count on getting your skirt flipped up bc he’s a cheeky bitch (pun intended)- once, darry asked what you see in two-bit and two-bit literally pouted for a week- CUDDLING- this man-child is a master cuddler- loves it when he can lay his head on your boobs- loves it when you lay your head on his chest- loves it when he’s completely wrapped around you like a damn starfish- loves when he takes naps with his head in your lap- but his all time favorite????- it’s when you fall asleep sitting on his lap- like he’ll bounce u on his knees and shit- and when you get sleepy you just kinda dissolve into the comfort of his chest- and he pets your hair and kisses everything he can reach- and then HE ends up falling asleep- and next thing you know you’re sitting on the couch with his arms hugging all around you and the tv is playing some stupid show- taking super cute showers- he turns the heat ALL the way up because he’s THAT bitch- he thinks you can’t handle the heat but you just sit directly under the water like “come at me bitch”- gooooood his hair is so silky and soft when it’s not got any grease in it- straddling his lap and he thinks that things r gonna get ;) freaky- but you just reach up and tussle through his hair for a really long time- that’s one thing he’ll admit he loves- he wont like it at first because yOu RuInEd mY hAiR- but longer into the relationship he’ll purr like a kitten if you pet his long ass hair- “loooooooove me, keeeeiiiiith”“i already do, sugar.”

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pls pls send in requests for sodapop curtis or two bit mathews my heart needs some more of them <3

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IN THIS HOUSE WE LOVE AND APPRECIATE TWO-BIT MATHEWS

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i want to steal one of sodapop’s flannels but i also want to watch sunsets with ponyboy but i also want to talk on the phone with darry after his brothers have went to sleep but i also want to watch steve work on cars and hype him up despite having no idea what he’s doing but i also want to give johnny company at the lot and listen to his problems but i also want to laugh at the dumbest shit with two-bit at the worst times but i also want to go to buck’s with dally do you see my problem

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request any of the Outsiders bois, Avengers, or TUA characters w theeeese!

Prompt list

1. “I’m not coming back, so don’t expect to see me again.” 2. “Blonde bimbo.” 3. “Fuck you!” 4. “I wish I never met you!” 5. “Go die in a hole.” 6. “You can’t tell him that!” 7. “She a slut.” 8. “You were never supposed to know.” 9. “I love you so much it hurts.” 10. “That’s why I’m letting go.” 11. “What did I do wrong?” 12. “I thought you loved me?” 13. “We can’t keep doing this.” 14. “Oh, fuck me!” 15. “You. Are. Adorable.” 16. “I hate you.” 17. “Noooooo!” 18. “You’re so stupid.” 19. “Kill me now.” 20. “What in gods name were you thinking?” 21. “I don’t want this anymore.” 22. “You’re dead!” 23. “Lay a finger on him and I’ll cut your eyes out and feed them to you.” 24. “Haha, very funny.” 25. “Do you really think I’m offended?” 26. “You did what?” 27. “I love you, I really do.” 28. “I’ll always be here.” 29. “Leave.” 30. “It’s a good hurt.” 31. “I will try to fix you.” 32. “I can’t reach the top shelf.” 33. “Help me!” 34. “It’s been a hell of a night.” 35. “Why do I feel like I have a hangover when I wasn’t drinking?” 36. “It’s not worth it.” 37. “You always know how to cheer me up.” 38. “I need coffee.” 39. “She’s not a morning person.” 40. “Cuddles?” 41. “I need a beer.” 42. “Let me drink away my problems.” 43. “This isn’t healthy.” 44. “How bad is it?” 45. “You mean to tell me that…………” 46. “I’m leaving tomorrow, what do you say?” 47. “That hurt.” 48. “I can’t live without you.” 49. “Stay with me?” 50. “I don’t belong here.” 51. “My heart beats for you. Only you.” 52. “Tell me a story.” 53. “Put your hands up!” 54. “I’m gonna make you feel………” 55. “Let go.” 56. “Get off pig.” 57. “It would have been less painful if I never met you.” 58. “Ouch.” 59. “I’m naked, can you give me a towel?” 60. “You know I ain’t no gentlemen.” 61. “Use protection!” 62. “You know you love me.” 63. “I’m going anyways.” 64. “Why can’t I have a dog!?” 65. “Last time I checked.” 66. “Starings rude.” 67. “How long have you been standing there?” 68. “I suggest you leave unless you want me to rip out your vocal chords and eat them.” 69. “Since when do you smoke?” 70. “Where were you?” 71. “Do you have any idea………!?” 72. “Just leave.” 73. “I can’t do this.” 74. “Hide me.” 75. “I hate you!” 76. “You don’t mean that.” 77. “Fuck your opinion.” 78. “I never meant to fall in love.” 79. “I don’t care about what you have to say.” 80. “What goes through your mind when you think of me?” 81. “I’m not worth it.” 82. “Cuddle with me?” 83. “Forever.” 84. “Umm…..no.” 85. “Take your god damn ring!” 86. “What did you just say!?” 87. “Take what’s yours and leave!” 88. “Fuck it.” 89. “Kiss me.” 90. “Your drunk.” 91. “I think I look great!” 92. “Find someone else to join your pity party.” 93. “Don’t cry.” 94. “Go to hell.” 95. “Of course I do.” 96. “Yes, I’ll marry you.” 97. “Do you mind?” 98. “It was an accident!” 99. “People make mistakes.” 100. “I’m my own person.” 101. “I’m trying!” 102. “It’s too cold.” 103. “We were so careful.” 104. “How long?” 105. “Nice butt!” 106. “Long and hard baby.” 107. “Hi can I hel-” 108. “Why are you on the floor?” 109. “This helps how?” 110. “Things get better.” 111. “Stop trying to control me!” 112. “Your not my father!” 113. “Cake!” 114. “Have you seen my bra?” 115. “Dance with me.” 116. “Nothing I can’t handle.” 117. “Stop telling yourself I don’t care!” 118. “Since when do you smoke?” 119. “You work too hard.” 120. “What did you do with my pants?” 121. “Give me the towel.” 122. “ stop saying that.” 123. “You don’t mean it.” 124. “I know you watch me.” 125. “I’ll never be like you.” 126. “I want to disappear.” 127. “Fine by me.” 128. “You dig okay baby?” 129. “Pretty.” 130. “I swear to god if you don’t get your lazy ass out here right now there is gonna be a problem!” 131. “Fucking adorable.” 132. “I can’t handle this.” 133. “You know where to find me.” 134. “Stop trying to control me.” 135. “I know you didn’t mean to.” 136. “It’s okay.” “No, it’s not.” 137. “I hurt you.” 138. “Awe, he blushing!” 139. “Soda! That’s way too much sugar!” 140. “Check the Engine.” 141. “That skirt’s too short, go change.” 142. “I’m tired of this.” 143. “I have to pee.” 144. “If only you knew how much I actually loved you.” 145. “I can’t believe you just said that.” 146. “I try so hard.” 147. “I can’t help you if you don’t help yourself first.” 148. “Nobody’s perfect.” 149. “I’m pregnant.” 150. “Please, ___________, please.”

Send in your requests

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damn it not another fandom

here we go aha u guys can start sending in some requests for people from The Outsiders because I’m trash ;)

my faves are Two-Bit, Dally and Soda but I’ll write for anyone!!!

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REBLOG IF UR BABY LOOKED GOOD AS FUCK IN ENDGAME

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be completely ignoring canon

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Ooo could you do the dating thing with vanya or hazel they're both v precious

Oosh I’ve never written for a woman before but I’ll do it for ur gay asses and I thought the EXACT same thing about Hazel he’s adorbs

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How about a "dating Pietro Maximoff would include"?

Already got one!! He and Stephen Strange are my main marvel HBICs. I would love to do a little more on them if anybody wants some of those :,)

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How about dating Steve Rogers or dating Bruce banner would include?

I’ve got Steve, but I’ll work on Bruce! Thanks!!