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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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writers and artists will go "this isn't good enough." my brother in christ, you're creating something new out of nothing and expressing yourself creatively. your productivity and unrealistic standards of perfection do not define you or the worth of your art. you're doing great.

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I’ve been on tumblr for almost 13 years and I refuse to know what homestuck is about

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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oh baby im pulling for eddie diaz every time. eddie diaz and his big brown eyes, his cunty behavior, single dad neuroses and iron-fisted self control… well he has bewitched me, body and soul, and i love, i love, i love him.

[everfaye]

did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back

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Thank god they brought back An Amount Of Daylight That Makes You Want To Live. It was getting a bit scary for a minute there.

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hey man i get that it’s your thing but you are making people uncomfortable by, and these are your words, “blair witching it” in the corner

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god gives the most fuckable mutuals to the most faraway soldiers or whatever the saying is

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please….. sir

I am standing at a metal pirate concert. There is a giant blow up duck staring at me. I am once again thinking of fictional men.

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Reblog with your favorite Animal Crossing villager in the tags, I want to know what people think. Mine is Daisy

[everfaye]

I am standing at a metal pirate concert. There is a giant blow up duck staring at me. I am once again thinking of fictional men.

[everfaye]

sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

[everfaye]

hi, ummm. this is awkward. haha. yeah um do you think you could push your boulder up somewhere else? like a different hill? because this one’s kind of already taken. yeah it’s the one i’ve decided to die on, so.

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there are literally worse things than being in a saw trap like for instance openly expressing that you have wants and needs and are a real person