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Heya bud! Recently reread eptg with my partner (it was their first time reading it) and i cannot thank u enough for this blog :D it was a huge help for supplimental stuff + gave the feel of seeing the arg aspect even after its not really arg-ing anymore. Anyways, idk if u get many messages like this but i wanted to give a super duper genuine from the bottom of my heart type thank u for making a place to gather up all the info!

aaaaa!!!! thank you so much for this message im really glad this blog helped someone enjoy and experience eptg as i really put a lot of work into it way back when it was first coming out! sorry if it's been eons since you sent this,,, i really dont expect this blog to get notes or anything so i dont see asks sent here on mobile and i get on desktop except like twice a year maybe riiip

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How much of an anachronism stew is pvipv gonna be? It's my favorite thing when a setting feels like it could be taking place in like. three centuries at the same time. I think you mentioned it having a lot of that in the discord at some point and also the designs seem to go in that direction from what I've seen but I gotta know

Ohhh man plainview in plain view is literally Oops! All Anachronism. I promise you, you will be delighted

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Got a question

On the new Plainview images you posted are those hands around chessters eyes or something else

nope! those are its faceplates. They open very strangely, I know

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oh yeah if you’re expecting the plainview reboot to be anything like it’s quirky mostly lighthearted source material um . i have some very. very terrible and awful news for you

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An important announcement regarding Plainview, and what’s yet to come. 💚

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Sit the closet one

You play it safe and just sit in the one closest to you.

LUCIA CELEBRATION: Ya know what we like to do here, kid? We like to have ourselves a good load’a fun. And hey - what’s more fun than a lil’ game? So let’s play a lil’ game called “Who’s Who”. Need I explain more?

You shake your head ‘no’.

LUCIA CELEBRATION: Good. Ya already know ya place.

LUCIA CELEBRATION: Obviously -

He puts his hands on his chest.

LUCIA CELEBRATION: There’s me. Good ol’ Lucia Celebration, the one ‘n’ only Birthday King. When things get run, I’m the one runnin’ em. ‘Head honcho’, ‘big shot’, whateva’ words ya have to sum up “the guy in charge”.

LUCIA CELEBRATION: And over there,

He points to another member. This one bearing the resemblance of a three-headed fish.

LUCIA CELEBRATION: Is-

IMAGIO DIATRIBE: HARK! FOR I AM IMAGIO DIATRIBE, ORDERER OF THE GUNCH!!! YOU, LOWLY RECRUIT, HAVE BEEN COMPLETELY STRIPPED OF INDIVIDUALITY, AND IT’S ALL THANKS TO ME!!!! ME AND THE GUNCH, OH THAT MAGNIFICENT MACHINE THAT I ALONE BUILT TO PEEL AT THE FREEDOM OF THE MIND - THAT’S RIGHT, THE GUNCH AND ME!!! SO TO HELL WITH THE TULSE AND HER INFERIOR ROBOT CREATIONS, WHO’S LAUGHING NOW YOU FUC-

LUCIA CELEBRATION: Imagio would you please get off of the table.

Imagio is, in fact, on the table.

IMAGIO DIATRIBE: OH.

Imagio is no longer on the table.

LUCIA CELEBRATION: Now, for someone who actually knows how to ACT correctly - Mx. Adelias, would you do the honors?

The bird-like being closes the fan that had once been obscuring their face, revealing a suave, put-together appearance.

EIDELIAS ADELIAS: Charmed to. Hello, dear - you can call me Eidelias Adelias, or going by my title, ‘Official Birthday Party Supervisor of Spectacle’.

IMAGIO DIATRIBE: THERE THEY GO, “OFFICIAL BLEHBLEHBLEHBLEEEE”- WEAR IT OUT, WILL YOU?!

EIDELIAS ADELIAS: Imagio, for the self described ‘pillar of control’ you certainly don’t have the best grasp on controlling yourself~

IMAGIO DIATRIBE: I WILL RIP YOU APART YOU LITTL-

LUCIA CELEBRATION: MR. DIATRIBE I CAN AND WILL RETURN THAT PUNY LITTLE PIPE ORGAN OF YOURS IF YOU KEEP THIS UP!

Imagio gets teary in all three pairs of eyes.

IMAGIO DIATRIBE: MY ORGAN??? MY PRICELESS ORGAN?!

IMAGIO DIATRIBE: THE ONE BOUND OF PIXIE-SILVER AND THE FINEST BIRCH?!

IMAGIO DIATRIBE: I-I SWEAR UP AND DOWN ON MY LIFE, SIR, MOTHER GOSS FORGIVE MY SOUL, I’LL BEHAVE! I’LL BEHAVE!!!! I PROFUSELY APOLOGIZE FOR EEEEVERYTHING!!!!!!! I’M SO SORRY FOR EVER TORMENTING YOU WITH QUARELLSOME NOTHINGS!!!! I DIDN’T MEAAAAN ITTTTTT!!!!!

The fish - or fishes - turns into a shaky mess of incoherent tears. At least she’s not talking anymore, and that seems to be good enough for Lucia.

LUCIA CELEBRATION: B.B., would you-

EIDELIAS ADELIAS: I regret to inform you that it appears that B.B is absent from today’s gathering. In the Gauntlet, I presume.

Lucia looks over to an empty chair, the one meant for B.B.

LUCIA CELEBRATION: RIGHT. RUNNIN’ THE GAUNTLET. YEAH.

LUCIA CELEBRATION: PHINEAS GEARSHIFT?!

An elderly half-mechanized snail-man sitting across from you wakes up from somehow being able to sleep through all this.

PHINEAS GEARSHIFT: HUH? BWHUH? HUH?!!

LUCIA CELEBRATION: READ. WHAT’S ON. THE PAGE.

PHINEAS GEARSHIFT: Oh.

Mr. Gearshift shuffles paperwork around, before reading off one sheet in particular.

PHINEAS GEARSHIFT: ‘My name is Phineas Gearshift, owner of Gearshift Incorporated and a … gl…GLAD endorser of The Birthday Party. As the appointed Old Money Manager of this fine establishment of hardworking individuals, I proudly back the Birthday Party with…MILLIONS of my own dollars…each. Year.’ That good enough fer ‘ya?

LUCIA CELEBRATION: It works.

Little Man sits up from one of the member chairs - shocking you that he even has a chair at all. But, his name is on a plaque, so..?

LITTLE MAN: DHDHDGSGSGSHSSJAHSHSHSSHHSNSNSBSBSJSHSGSBSKSJSJSBJSSJHSHAHSJSJSSHHEBBEJESHSHJSJSJSSBSHSBSSBSISHSH

LUCIA CELEBRATION: …Wisely said, Lil’ guy.

IMAGIO DIATRIBE: WAIT WHY DOES HE HAVE A SEA-

LUCIA CELEBRATION: Shuttup AND LASTLY, THE STAR OF THE SHOW - CINNAFUN SWIRL HERSELF!

Cinnafun laughs and waves awkwardly, looking incredibly uncomfortable for such a confident pop star.

CINNAFUN SWIRL: Ummm. Hiii~iiii. I’m Cinnafun Swirl, and….I….I’m the appointed Diva of Doom, and….~ Ha. Yeah. That’s me. Hi.

LUCIA CELEBRATION: That’s ‘em all, then. Finally. New guy, is there ANYTHING you need me to repeat on that front?! ANYTHING AT ALL?!

(No, we… we can move on.)

(YOU PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS.)

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-doesnt die from head traumas that should probably kill him

-cant be brainwashed???

-bug eater (as said in replies)

making a list of Ralph's powers so far:

-can sweat on comand

-doesnt die from chugging an entire bottle of mouthwash (not yet confirmed...?)

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plainview characters never having normal insults for ralph is my favorite running gag

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THE FIRST WAVE OF PLAINVIEW MERCH HAS ARRIVED! GET YOURS HERE!!!

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once again advertising the PLAINVIEW SERVER, the largest hivemind for the plainview series you’ll ever find!!! if you’re curious about what a plainview is (there’s PLENTY of people who will be glad to catch u up to speed, no matter how late into plainview’s story you’re joining) or if u just want to join in on the insaneposting or normal guy roleplaying, COME JOIN US!!! we have emojis!!! we love new people!!! something weird or funny or fucked up is happening every minute!!! get notified there FIRST whenever the plainview blog updates!!! i’m there and it’s fun! GET IN HERE!!!

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making a list of Ralph's powers so far:

-can sweat on comand

-doesnt die from chugging an entire bottle of mouthwash (not yet confirmed...?)

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Your name is Ralph Devlin.

You are 35 years old. You drive a rectangle-like car called a Catty 200. It’s painted orange on the side and blue on the top.

You are something between a man and something known only to you. You live a mundane life out in the quiet parts of the state. You have never understood conventional relationships, and you’ve never been attracted to anyone enough to want to change that. Such a way of life is simply not for you.

You are a hobbyist detective, working for no higher authority other than your own sense of intrigue.

Calls are frequent. Specifics are vague. For the most part, you’ll be phoned out to a client with no further elaboration, just that there’s a problem that needs solving and you’re the one to solve it, no questions asked.

Today’s case has brought you to a town in Manesy, a town like no other in the country. A small yet esteemed town of only 500 invited residents of honor who excel at a handful of particular niches - and they excel so well, they might as well be considered the best in their field, and as recognition for their achievements, have all been packed tight, all here in this very place. Put shortly, you’ve been wheeled out to the so-called ‘best town in the country’ - on a call from none other than the mayor herself. Like many times before, she didn’t give you any deets - only that you should come to her residency for the full picture.

A long drive through shrubbery and tall pine and down through a clearing brings you zooming past the town’s greeting sign.

“Welcome to Plainview,” it reads.

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a quick lil thread i made on my thoughts abt plainview coming out tomorrow! thank you everyone for everything - i cant wait to get this story out there. it’s gonna be something else that’s for sure <3

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6/16

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plainviews fanbase so far is truly like none other out there because youd expect them to be like analyzing and predicting how the story’s gonna play out but no. instead they’re using a stretched out image of walter white set against a lineup of the cast to calculate the characters exact heights game theory style and getting shockingly absurd results that are off the marks in every way but they just go with it. i love it here

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heres more character pronouns n stuff

thanks for sending this! i meant to post the big one and forgor...