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DATING ELLIOT WOULD INCLUDE:

elliot x gn!reader

warnings: swearing, talks of sex & drugs

i feel like he stirs up arguments on purpose because he wants to see you mad, he thinks it’s cute

he’s not like “flowers and chocolate” romantic he’s more into physical affection like hugs, cuddling and kisses

SO TOUCHY

obviously you don’t mind but he’s ALWAYS has a hand somewhere on your body

people find it weird but you think it’s adorbale

he’s also your shit-talking buddy. he will sit and listen to you for HOURS on end talking shit about people

“ can you believe she wore that to class, elliot? “

“ yeah, those colours clash so badly, “

he loves writing cheesy songs for you and playing them on his guitar

he acknowledges that it’s cheesy but he still does it and you love it

you don’t like that he does drugs but you don’t judge him

you’ll occasionally smoke a blunt with him but you don’t really do it often

you love being high with him, he’s so fun to be around when he’s high

being super close with rue and jules

always hanging out with them and going on double dates

getting into dumb fights over stupid things

“ elliot, you need to fucking clean your room this is disgusting, “

“ if you have such a problem, feel free to leave, “

HE. IS. SO. HORNY.

like 24/7

and he always makes comments about it

“ y/n, meet me in the janitors closet. i can’t help it anymore, “

“ elliot, i have biology, please behave, “

NICKNAMES!!!

“ dickhead “ “ cocksucker “ “ dipshit “

you will barely call each other by your real names , it’s either a mean nickname or a variation of your actual name

he is so jealous

“ e, you are overreacting. i did not even look towards him, “

“ you’ve got be fucking kidding me. you stared at him like you’ve been in love your whole life “

you guys are super open about everything

nothing is uncomfortable to talk about and some people find it weird that you can about literally anything

seeing hot people and telling each other about it

“ elliot, don’t look now but that girl’s ass is so nice, “

skipping a ton of classes which is usually his idea

sex in the janitors closet or girls bathroom almost every other day

you guys are that touchy couple that is always making out in the halls

“ you guys are fucking gross, get a room, “

FOREHEAD KISSES.

you blush everytime he does it

i feel like he’s great at cheering you up, he just knows what to say

being over at his house basically everyday

NAPS TOGETHER

you’ll lay in bed just talking and then he’ll fall asleep

you’ll fall asleep watching him sleep

you guys are just super cute and cliché but that’s okay

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10 Tips for Writing (Good) Smut

so. let’s do this.

About a year ago, I had to read a book for my school’s summer reading assignment called How to Read Literature Like a Professor by Thomas Foster. It’s not a bad book, pretty decent actually, but there was this one chapter about sex scenes in literature. And one of the first sentences was along the lines of “writing sex is boring.”

and I did a double-take. Bc in my experience, that is absolutely not the case, and if you do find yourself bored while writing smut, then you’re not doing it right. See, Thomas’s main argument was that there’s only so many ways you can write sex scenes, because there’s only so many sex acts you can choose from. (My boy Thomas is clearly a vanilla dude, but let’s not hold that against him.) 

But one of the most important things to keep in mind while writing smut is that it’s not necessarily just about the act itself. So while Thomas is right that there are limits as to how many ways ppl can have sex, he failed to realize that writing sex is about a LOT more than that. And I’m gonna prove it to you.

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ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????? Kindest regards, 

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this feeling only last a couple of hours.

i wish it would last forever.

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it’s one of those nights where i feel like dying is the best and only option.

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i feel like the side character.

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sorry for killing the vibe. it will happen again

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Eventually 

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this song hits very fucking different

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“haven’t quite decided, if i’m a boy or a girl”

not knowing who you are sucks.

i thought i knew who i was for the longest time but now look at me. lost once again.