I’m so sad
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Squid with Swag??????
Do squad have swag
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What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire..
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The US?!!!!! No it’s just you i ml breaking up with u h
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it’s her
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Beach basketball instead of beach volleyball
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some of you need to deep throat a cactus
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if u play beyblade u will get babe laid
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who am i?
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I promised myself I would never fall in love with you.But it was 4am, and we were laughing way to hard,and I felt happy for the first time in a long time,and I knew I was screwed.
(via 11anothergirl11)
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We think birdsong is pretty, but it’s actually a bunch of birds shouting “Come near me and I’ll kill you!” or “Hey ladies, wanna have sex?”
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Individually wrapped M&M’s
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The legendary twenty one pilots
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