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thanks i love it

It is a crisp, cool September morning. The clouds hung heavily across the sky. A perfect day for the Cullens to start a new school year. Edward strolls into his first class and takes his seat next to a random girl. Then, fashionably late of course, Edward’s sister, Rosalie, glides in and takes her seat in front of Edward. The girl next to Edward immediately thinks, “god i want her to raw me”. and Edward whispers, “what the FUCK!” under his breath.

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Why are both of these Bella?

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Yeah, but only after Emmett dragged him up there because Jasper wouldn’t go with him 

‪Fellas do we think Edward has climbed Mount Everest?? ‬

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bella’s gay pass it on

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Probably something along the lines of 

“... stupid edward with his stupid girlfriend... gonna make me shake her stupid hands -- well, not this time, eddy-boy!...”

so……. have we ever ……. addressed these gloves……

like…… what are they saying…… who made her wear those……. why………

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so my last account got deleted (who knows why) but my post about Alice’s garter is still circulating so I made a new account

hahah y’all thought you’d got rid of me BUT I’M BACK

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Oooh, I actually know the answer to this!!! It’s to stop the actress from cutting her hand on the glass bowl she had to crush, because apparently that happened the first time they tried

not sure why it had to be zebra print tho...

so……. have we ever ……. addressed these gloves……

like…… what are they saying…… who made her wear those……. why………