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happy new year, y’all

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This is an absolutely spot on depiction of black cats. I've never seen Domino more perfectly represented

When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you

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Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

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working in an office is just like being in a horse movie except the horse is a printer. im the only one in the office who can make it work and its because the printer and i have a special bond. its a wild and untamable spirit and we are going to win the big race

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not to be full of love but uhh *taps heart* there’s a whole lot in there

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What a wild ride

goncharov

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there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

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scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

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My favourite part of God of War: Ragnarok is how well they've aged Atreus. Lest you forget for one minute he's a teenager now, Atreus takes one look and calls out the solution of every puzzle immediately. We really all thought we were so clever as teens didn't we.

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Wishing this for everyone!

Subtle (I think?) but cheeky little stitch with a Hitachi I made for my roommate by nattcakes

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You can tell when someone’s frame of reference for “normal people” is more “people at the church sponsored ice cream social” and less “people on the bus”

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Conservatives after the youth turnout in the midterms:

Me, a millennial, after a decade of destroying golf, mayonnaise and diamonds:

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Imagine paying 44 billion dollars to get relentlessly owned every day of your worthless life