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if anyone's still following this account, unfollow me right now. im going to be using this sideblog to test out some WARCRIME posts

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so your brother is in 3 sports, goes to a private school, and is 17 so it's likely that he's looking at collages rn along with all the other shit he's got going on. he sees you as an easy target and is taking out his frustrations on you (weather its intentional or not who really cares at this point)

so what you gotta do now is some revenge ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

every time you notice that he's filling out college applications you need to briefly reset your wifi. depending on what system the site uses this could make it so that when he eventually submits the form, or goes to the next page, or anything, the site will throw out an error that the form wasnt submitted and he'll need to fill it out all over again when he refreshes the page. now from personal experience those forms take 15-30 minutes to fill out, so it'll be fun to see how many times you can reset the wifi on him before he decides to completely give up on going to college! 😘

AITA - Hey, um, I just set up a Tumblr account to know if I'm in the wrong here

I, 14 genderqueer, just had a fight with my brother, 17 male, and I don't think I'm in the wrong but I could be.

For context, my brother just started working last year. I don't work. I turn 15 in 2 days and I haven't found a job yet. My brother also is in 3 sports at his private high school. I go to a public high school.

Because I'm the only one in my house that doesn't work I have to take care of our medium sized 3 year old foster dog all the time. It's not something I mind though, she's a good dog. She is very sweet and I don't mind running with her outside or playing tug of war with a toy of hers.

Now 2 days ago we were at our mom's house and we had a big fight with nerf guns. He said that he would not drive me over to dad's house (keep in mind this is father's day too) and that I would have to walk or mom would have to take me or dad would have to pick me up. He then realized he'd be in trouble with dad if I wasn't at dad's house when dad got there. My mom agreed to take me at 11 and that was that.

Now today, I was sleeping in my bed when the medium sized 3 year old foster dog trampled me. (He could have just put her in the crate and I would've taken it from there) My brother thought it was funny and said he had to go to lifting and yelled at me to get up and get downstairs. I said no and that he should just leave her up here.

He left the door open and the light on. I was already kind of scratched up and was not going back to sleep so I took her downstairs and had breakfast.

I went downstairs to fill out job applications and my brother came back, so I asked him when he had taken her out and if he'd fed her. He said he took her out around 6:30 (it was around 9:30) and he didn't feed her. He didn't tell me this.

He got really mad that I hadn't taken her out when he hadn't told me. I had asked him to take her out so I could feed her and he screamed at me that he wasn't going to take her out. I said he should have told me when he took her out before he left and I would have taken her out.

He then said that I was lazy and spent all day doing nothing while he worked out and worked, etc. (I've been helping out with housework) I said that that was unfair and that I have been taking care of the dog and helping clean and etc. Keep in mind that I'm 14 and my birthday is in 2 days and he didn't get a job until he was 16 and he barely did anything at my age either.

I ended up taking the dog out and he left.

Now I'm sitting in my chair typing this out and I feel like I'm in the wrong and should have just taken her out at some point but I don't know. What do you think?

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the asshole 💅

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DO IT

i love the tumblr remake of aita im soooo tempted to just make shit up and send it in

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show hole

WIBTA if i sent a literal asshole pic here? like do you think ppl wld vote that i am the asshole or?

Please do not put your butthole in my inbox

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hey new tumblr app users! hope you like the color of the sky!

you are 1/30th of the way through

if you're seeing this on desktop you're really missing out btw

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you're always the asshole

How will I know if I'm the asshole now

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Okay. This one I genuinely don’t know if I’m the AH, but whatever, you’ll twist it so it’s comedic anyway.

So when I (21F) was like 12 or something, I drew a realistic picture of a lion and lion cub for my father (50 something Idek M). It’s probably the only gift from me that he still has. He values it enough to have it hanging up in his house after all these years but he has one problem with it: if you look at it from across the room, the paper looks like there is nothing on it (i used graphite pencil and was not great at shading yet).

So, a year or so ago, my dad asked if I could paint over it. I thought about it and told him I’d rather not, because it was meant to be a pencil drawing. Painting over it would take away the integrity of the original drawing (idk if that is the right way of saying it). My dad did not like that answer, so he said that he could have a ‘professional��� paint over it instead. I said no, since it wouldn’t be my artwork anymore.

Now, it’s been several years since I drew it, so my skills have obviously improved. I offered to replicate the drawing with charcoal (so you can actually see it from a distance), but I was firm in my desire to not draw over the original. My dad declined the offer, and said that he could do whatever he wants with the drawing since I gave it to him.

This is true, technically it does belong to him and he can theoretically do whatever he wants to it since I gave it to him. I honestly don’t care if he throws it out, but for some reason I am adamant about not changing the original. As far as I know, he hasn’t had anyone paint over it yet, or if he even will.

AITA for refusing to paint over the pencil drawing?

imo neither of you are at true asshole level, he's asking your permission before he changes anything

i'd say you have 2 options to up your asshole game:

tell him you'll paint over the drawing and just replace it with a completely original piece (bonus points if its not even lions) insist that the new painting really is painted on top of your drawing so it's gone for good (its not like he would have been able to see the lines through the paint anyway, so there's no way to tell that you're lying)

pull the old "gaslight gatekeep girlboss" every few days you sneak in and replace the drawing with one that's ever so slightly darker and better drawn. completely deny that the drawing looks different to you. when you've finally gone long enough that the final version of the artwork is in the frame, make sure to comment on how you never understood why he complained that the drawing was too light and should be painted over, you always thought it looked just fine

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my (17m/nby) father (42m) is telling me to get a job. he's been unemployed for 4 years and has expressed he "doesn't want to" get a job and then complains we're running out of money. he's fully able bodied and able to work, he's just lazy. i've lied every time i've told him i've applied for a job in hopes he'll drop it. am i the asshole

fucking lame you're not even trying to be an asshole here

does he have a bar or restaurant he goes to a lot? call and email those places and tell them something like "my dad is looking for a job and wanted me to ask you to give him one. why isnt he calling you himself? he just doesn't feel like it, but he promises he'll be a hard worker"

"check in on how his application is going/ if they've got a position open yet" this multiple times a week. and always insist that it's your dad that's making you do this.

ideally if you can annoy them like this enough, the next time your dad goes over there he'll immediately get kicked out or have the cops called on him for constant harassment

it wont fix your situation at all. but it'll be funny!

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AITA for completely ignoring my friend for six months?

I, (f22) and my friend (also f22) have been friends since we were in diapers. Six months ago she told me she needed some space from our friendship. I gave her space, no responses to texts, calls, social media posts, her birthday invitation. Recently though, I decided that she probably had enough space, so when I saw her at a party I greeted her like usual. She totally blew up on me, saying I "ghosted her" and "I was her emergency contact, how could I not respond after her car accident?" She literally told me she needed space? I don't get it, but everyone else is mad at me now too. Am I the asshole? What do I do?

dude wtf you're not even remotely the asshole

BUT HERE'S HOW YOU CAN BE

she didn't call or text you, so you have to be proactive so it doesnt happen again. so you steal her phone and change all of her contacts to you. then while you have her phone see if you can log into her bank account. change her password and contact info. that way she'll HAVE TO call you to get her account back!

and if that doesnt help then you could always try good old fashioned stalking

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