But I didn't. Think about that, maybe.
"๐๐ ๐ก.. ๐
๐ฎ๐๐ค. ๐'๐ฏ๐ ๐ ๐จ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐ง ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ข๐ง๐ฌ ๐จ๐ง ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ข๐ญ. ๐๐ญ'๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ง๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ ๐ฐ๐๐ฌ๐ก ๐จ๐๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฐ๐ก๐ข๐ญ๐ ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐ญ๐ก..."
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*taps mic* how do you feel about your current situation
I am not feeling good.
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Fine. You win. Go torture Superior, or whatever the fuck. But I bear no responsibility for this.
"๐๐ ๐ก.. ๐
๐ฎ๐๐ค. ๐'๐ฏ๐ ๐ ๐จ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐ง ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ข๐ง๐ฌ ๐จ๐ง ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ข๐ญ. ๐๐ญ'๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ง๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ ๐ฐ๐๐ฌ๐ก ๐จ๐๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฐ๐ก๐ข๐ญ๐ ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐ญ๐ก..."
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Do you want me to kill you?
I'm quitting. Where are the resignation forms. -evil secretary
You're not quitting.
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Brutus... listen to me. Once we get Arthur... once we win... you won't be tied down here any more. There's a better way.
"๐๐ ๐ก.. ๐
๐ฎ๐๐ค. ๐'๐ฏ๐ ๐ ๐จ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐ง ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ข๐ง๐ฌ ๐จ๐ง ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ข๐ญ. ๐๐ญ'๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ง๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ ๐ฐ๐๐ฌ๐ก ๐จ๐๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฐ๐ก๐ข๐ญ๐ ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐ญ๐ก..."
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I could let you go, but I'd have to kill you.
I'm quitting. Where are the resignation forms. -evil secretary
You're not quitting.
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actually the eagles just wanted to make a batshit song. hotel California has no meaning lol
I know, that's why I said it spawned many theories, not that it was the actual meaning. I'm an eldritch being, you think I don't do my own research?
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And what are you going to do after that? What's your game plan? Why are you doing this?
"๐๐ ๐ก.. ๐
๐ฎ๐๐ค. ๐'๐ฏ๐ ๐ ๐จ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐ง ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ข๐ง๐ฌ ๐จ๐ง ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ข๐ญ. ๐๐ญ'๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ง๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ ๐ฐ๐๐ฌ๐ก ๐จ๐๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฐ๐ก๐ข๐ญ๐ ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐ญ๐ก..."
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The album of course featured their hit song, Hotel California. The song has spawned many theories, with most pointing towards the song being a metaphor for the music industry at the time.
I like to think it relates a lot to this place, though. There's... a certain line at the end that I think you'll be able to recall quite well. It goes: "You can check out any time you like..."
But you can never leave.
*As he says this, The Director walks up closer to Secretary, and increases his height to rival even hers.*
I'm quitting. Where are the resignation forms. -evil secretary
You're not quitting.
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I'm afraid you don't have a choice in that matter.
If you kill Superior, or disobey me, you're going to die. I think you underestimate how much power they have. Not Superior, god no. I'm talking about the higher-ups higher-ups. If they even sense something is wrong...
I can't promise anything good, I'm afraid. Your stupid little revenge, or corruption arc or whatever is going to be gone before it started.
"๐๐ ๐ก.. ๐
๐ฎ๐๐ค. ๐'๐ฏ๐ ๐ ๐จ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐ง ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ข๐ง๐ฌ ๐จ๐ง ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ข๐ญ. ๐๐ญ'๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ง๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ ๐ฐ๐๐ฌ๐ก ๐จ๐๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฐ๐ก๐ข๐ญ๐ ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐ญ๐ก..."
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In 1976 The Eagles released their fifth studio album, Hotel California.
I'm quitting. Where are the resignation forms. -evil secretary
You're not quitting.
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I'm sorry, Brutus. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
"๐๐ ๐ก.. ๐
๐ฎ๐๐ค. ๐'๐ฏ๐ ๐ ๐จ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐ง ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ข๐ง๐ฌ ๐จ๐ง ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ข๐ญ. ๐๐ญ'๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ง๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ ๐ฐ๐๐ฌ๐ก ๐จ๐๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฐ๐ก๐ข๐ญ๐ ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐ญ๐ก..."
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You like The Eagles?
I'm quitting. Where are the resignation forms. -evil secretary
You're not quitting.
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*The Director gasps for breath*
What are you going to do next?
"๐๐ ๐ก.. ๐
๐ฎ๐๐ค. ๐'๐ฏ๐ ๐ ๐จ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐ง ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ข๐ง๐ฌ ๐จ๐ง ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ข๐ญ. ๐๐ญ'๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ง๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ ๐ฐ๐๐ฌ๐ก ๐จ๐๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฐ๐ก๐ข๐ญ๐ ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐ญ๐ก..."
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*A look of extreme concentration falls across the Director's face. He's sweating vigorously. At last, he collapses on the ground, and Brutus finds itself sitting exactly where it was before The Director "sent him to the void". It's totally unharmed.*
"๐๐ ๐ก.. ๐
๐ฎ๐๐ค. ๐'๐ฏ๐ ๐ ๐จ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐ง ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ข๐ง๐ฌ ๐จ๐ง ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ข๐ญ. ๐๐ญ'๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ง๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ ๐ฐ๐๐ฌ๐ก ๐จ๐๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฐ๐ก๐ข๐ญ๐ ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐ญ๐ก..."
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*The Director approaches Blackbox, and sticks his hand through Blackbox's chest, tearing out its internal organs.*
I'm going to kill you.
"๐๐ ๐ก.. ๐
๐ฎ๐๐ค. ๐'๐ฏ๐ ๐ ๐จ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐ง ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ข๐ง๐ฌ ๐จ๐ง ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ข๐ญ. ๐๐ญ'๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ง๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ ๐ฐ๐๐ฌ๐ก ๐จ๐๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฐ๐ก๐ข๐ญ๐ ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐ญ๐ก..."
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I'm quitting. Where are the resignation forms. -evil secretary
You're not quitting.
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