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happy mothers day

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imagine. you are a supermodel whose fan base primarily consists of people who think you are secretly married to your ex-best-friend who has publicly denounced you. it's one of the biggest fashion events of the year. you decide to teasingly reference one of the least logical conspiracy theories among your fan base. and the combo of the post and your flop outfit is so iconic that it gets reposted every year. to the point that elmo parodies it. AND you have to go to dinner with the kushners.

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you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental propoerties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'

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a lot of loving and being loved by people is recognizing when they're sincerely trying to help or comfort you even if their words are clunky and unhelpful at best and holding onto the sentiment that they are trying to reach for you at all. and a lot of the time that has to be enough because it's all you're going to get

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zexit day

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i hope your march is filled with happiness. i hope you spend your days warm in the spring sunshine. i hope you get to see the first flowers start to bloom. but most of all i hope march is kind to you. you deserve it.

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jesus no

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lots to think about

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my absolute bad

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Yoshitomo Nara: I Don’t Mind, If You Forget Me. (2002)

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i think if rapunzel had a phone up in her tower she would be a tumblrina

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romo (relief of missing out)

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Kate Chopin, from The Awakening