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Ugghhhhhh, I swapped my main friend group a while ago, and I just realized I swapped out the role of chaotic group therapist for chaotic group medic/nurse, I swear to god one of these days I'm going to get to just be the chaos gremlin of a friend group

And when that day comes, I will thank whatever deity blessed me, but until then, I have to go tell my friends not to eat random mushrooms while simultaneously eating the thread of my shirt, the plastic of my mechanical pencil, and a scrap of paper.

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Homosexuality, god I'm going to get killed by my gf aren't I 😰

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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I was watching dragons rising for the 27th time and realized just how much of an old man Lloyd must sound like, he literally spent months just in the monastery reading them old ass scrolls with all that fancy talk, he would be speaking like someone out of a poem, no human interaction either, beyond Kai's notes, which ended a while ago, and not to mention, he has no concept of mental health beyond a 2-3 day vacation

Sora and Arin: Lloyd you need to tell someone your worries, it's bad for your mental health to keep this stuff secret!

Lloyd: Pardon me my pupils, but what the fuck is this "mental health" you speak of

Later:

Lloyd: You're telling me the horrible shaking sensation I feel in my very core when I go and do anything at all is anxiety? And there's medicine for this? My prayers to the FSM have been answered!

Sora: ...

Arin: .-.

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You know what,

screw it,

Brooklyn 99 crossover with Trollhunters Rise of the Titans

The cops that arrest them in that one bit are actually the Brooklyn 99 characters, Jake, Rosa, all the others and they’re all having the time of their lives, be that good or bad, and it’s never said who they are, it’s just blatantly obvious to anyone who knows the show, when the whole ordeal happens for the second time in that alternate timeline they made with Toby as the Trollhunter they have to kidnap them and take them with them into the castle thing to protect them and Jake absolutely goes nuts, like vibrating into the fourth dimension from excitement nuts

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just letting y’all know

This is true for all my AUs, trust.

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So you know that post about the not deer I made?

So I had two thoughts,

Imagine Amity Parkers just adopt not deer all the time, as they're great guards against intruders, don't really eat humans unless desperate, are pretty dog/wolf like in nature so they're pretty chill with humans altogether, and are easy to care for since they can live off ambient ecto (which Amity Park has a lot of since the portal opened) and eat most human foods.

and that there are more "not" animals, and the smaller the actual creatures are the bigger the not version is and the opposite direction, not-whales are smaller than bacteria and protists and not ants are literally star and galaxy sized, godzilla was based off the not lizard, but was scaled down so they could make it attack the city instead of just step on said city like a rock in it's way.

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This would be perfect villain henchman/right hand danny material, like he's trying to help every villain's plans succeed, they want to take over the world? Sounds good! Here I'll increase the efficiency of your mind control ray by making it instant, complete, and have a wider range ^v^

You want someone dead? Here, this poison will be way quicker and deadly than that little dagger, and they can't trace it back to you!

Also side note: the amount of angst this would cause, the sad defeated and a little fearful "I just wanted to help" when he messes up or they don't succeed and get mad about it

Ok but like!!

Danny Fenton's Obsession \!(*0*)!/

I know a lot of us in the fandom like to describe Danny's Obsession as having to do with protection, or having to do with space. I love it! It's a good choice for the building blocks that the show gives us!

But.

(This is a long "but" folks, strap in)

(It also may be half incoherent, my thoughts were just thrown all over this post)

I had a little idea biting at me, for a possible fic that I may or may not be attempting to write, about an Obsession for Danny.

In this metaphorical fic, the trio (sam, danny, tucker) are all in the portal accident together, and their Obsessions are formed based on their strongest thoughts at the moment of their half-death. Sam's is fleshed out, I've moved the Protection Obsession to Tucker, and Danny's has been puzzling me.

I'm thinking of basing his Obsession in the idea of Success. It might not make too much sense, but hear me out:

I'm planning on having Danny's strongest memories and thoughts be about how badly he had wanted to see his friends' dreams come to life, and how badly he had wanted to see his parents (initially) succeed in their research. Of course, this would be very brief and emotionally driven, but these are the under lying thoughts I want to be working with.

Danny and Sam and Tucker all experience the accident, and Danny dies thinking something like "They'll never get to chase their dreams again" (this is a work in progress T.T) Boom, an obsession with seeing others chase/succeed with their dreams.

Could there be any component of this that applies to Danny himself? Is it too much to add in a note about how Danny is also thinking about how he won't ever get to make his family proud again? Then shove that into the Obsession and make it so that he's obsessed with seeing himself succeed alongside others?

The angst side of this would be that he doesn't have much to succeed at outside of the ghost fights, because no matter how hard he tries he can't seem to balance school life and ghost life, and he's this close to flunking out, being expelled, disappointing his parents and Jazz - He's only succeeding by winning the fights. Perhaps also by something silly like playing and winning in Doomed? It becomes super difficult for him to manage achievement for himself, and fighting to protect the achievements of everyone else. Maybe he starts to seek the fights out more? Which would be Super Dangerous for him, and everyone?

Or would it be better to have it only apply to others, so that there is even more of a self-destructive flavor to his character development? Like a "Why are you wringing yourself out like this, fighting and failing in school and continuing to live in a home that harms you?" "Because this is the only way I can think of to help my parents (ANGST ALERT) and my friends and all of the people that live here succeed in life" kind of flavor.

And then when the ghost fights come along - fighting the ghosts would technically be "satisfying the Obsession", because he now has the chance to physically protect the dreams of the people of Amity Park, and he consistently chooses to fight and to burn out, because he loves his friends and his family and he loves this community and he just wants them to have the dreams he can't have anymore.

IDK I just like the idea of Danny having an obsession that's different from protection and space at first, and this is what my brain came up with!

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I will take your spleen when you least expect it and you will never notice until it's too late.

List of unusual and concerning threats

(Feel free to reblog and add to the list)

I will rearrange your bones in alphabetical order

I will scoop out your kneecaps with an ice cream scoop

I will end your lineage / Your bloodline ends with you

I will make your skin vanish

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Tumblr needs to go back to preschool so it can count

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

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Not-Deer

horror warning ^v^

Just felt like drawing some horror today, very fun ngl and shockingly easy

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hey

i made a thing

pls reblog

it took 7 hours

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a new artstyle has been unlocked

Was doodling Lloyd and thought he should look cooler and my hand agreed, so now here we are, very proud of these drawings tbh

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Everytime Jordana comes on screen I can't stop thinking about Baxter Stockman from TMNT 2012

the dr gag that NO ONE remember or knows jordana is so fucking funny to me. like it's true bc she IS a random girl. even her nemesis don't know her. she's just a girl who got roped into a wolf clan bc she hates the ninjas (sora) and now has nowhere to go.

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It's just a one shot, but still pretty cool:

just a lil warning, there's gore and descriptions that honest to god made me cry (against my will) trying to picture him

hey so i'm looking for fic recs with the basic premise of "protagonist looks monstrous/something-to-be-feared part/all of the time but is actually probably the best person there? the only problem is convincing everyone else that they're a good guy"

i've just read Therefore I Am by garden_hearts386 and i need so much more like that

this is a fandom-agnostic rec request, but if you want fandoms i'm interested in/expect there's probably matches in:

my hero academia

the murderbot diaries

danny phantom

but probably anything where there's either an in-universe acknowledged Heroes and Villains thing or a supernatural masquerade would probably work

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Why procreate gotta be so difficult

Like would it kill them to make an actually blender rather that liquify and blur

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i should not be left with my thoughts

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