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[CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] ‘GOOD LORD!’ [GENERAL COMMOTION] [BABY CRYING] ‘WAAAAH WAAAAH’ [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] WEEWOO WEEWOO [HELICOPTERS] ‘WE’RE REPORTING LIVE-‘ [EXPLOSION] ‘MY LEG... MY LEG...’
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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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Hey all longggggg time no post
Well here a little bit of something that could be something
So ....... here goes!!!!
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Bjorn was loading up the boats with his “brothers” it was something that hvisrak said made him look up to see ivar slowly make his way down to the docks , iver dragged himself down to the docks stopping as he came to the steps as he looked at them for a split second the with a intake of breath iver moved his crush ,stabbing it into the wood of the docks keeping his eyes on his brothers .
Ubba stroud up straight  as he watched ivar walk down the dock till his crush got stuck in the wood of the deck ,iver fell to the floor , his men jumped to help him but iver just hissed at them to get away from him   looking up at his brothers ivar dragged himself up right and back up on to his feet moving over to the boat and putting his crutches in .
Through the hustle and buzz of loading the boat iver could make out fraye waking her way to the docks,floki dropped at the side of him trying to get a read on him then giggled to himself .
Fraye walked onto the dock  nodding to her shield maidens as she walked down heading for bjorn fleet of boats,not taking one look at bjorn  walking past him over to torvi to hug ,  then looked over to floki as he sat whispering in ivar ear then looked to fraye , pulling him self away from ivar he walk done the boat giving a small nod to her .
Freya Mind was pulled away from floki as Lagetha called her name , she looked back to see lagertha coming down the deck, men moving out of her way .
" gods " 
Freya spoke under her breath as lagertha got closer,  running through her mind that lagertha would try and stop her but Freya was shocked to find lagertha pulling her in to a hug 
" don't let him change your mind " 
Lagertha spike in to her hair then pulled back from her to look to her soon 
" And you , you should know better than to stop a queen, " Lagetha ran her hand over Freya's jawline. Bjorn went to say something but with the look his mother was giving him , he shut up and went back to loading the boat. 
Freya's eyes was still showing the shock she felt at Lagertha words but soon snapped out of it a Lagetha put something in to her hands closing her fingers around it , Freya looked down to see a beautiful dagger 
" I I can't " 
Freya tried to give it back but Lagetha gave her look 
" you can and you must," 
Lagetha looked about then back to Freya 
"If the men see then fight they will think their weak and the sons of Ragnar are not weak men " 
" you must keep yourself safe"
Freya didn't know what to say to this as she herself didn't know what was to come as soon as they got to England. 
She just nodded as she takes the dagger from lagertha then looked around to see  Harald and Halfdan walk down the dock to their Fleet . 
Freya looked back to Lagetha 
"Please excuse me " 
Lagetha nodded her head letting Freya go to run down the dock , with the approval she need Freya took off down the deck running in halfdan arms as his ones was free .
" little one " 
He beamed down at her but he could tell her smile lie there was something she not tell them but he didn't press her as harald spoke up , Halfdan let her go as harald held out his hand for her to take  as the walked up the dock to the prow of the boat  , stopping to look out over the water .
" you will tell me if they hurt you " 
He posed to look at her , her side profile was to him but she held her head high but harald could see through her stone face as she swallowed before she spoke 
"Harald they wouldn't " 
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Elizabeth Mikealson - What If? Chapter 22
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Authors Note: I'm back baby! I have inspiration and ideas to carry on with my fic's so I hope you'll stay for the ride. Word Count: Warnings: Lizzie-Lijah Stag Tag: @skeletoresinthebasement @akshi8278 (Want to be added send me a message <3)
Every thought, every scenario I could fathom hurled through my head at a million miles per hour as I drove towards New York. Every chance I could I tried to ring Elijah and not once was I successful. I was worried about him but more importantly Nicole. Ever since taking on the mantle of being Nicole’s “mother” it made me change the way I had to act, how to think and even how to deal with the Mikealson family as a whole. I mean I would be dreading the day that I had to get Klaus in the same room as Nicole and tell him some form of the truth without him losing his mind and lashing out in anger like he has been known to in the past. Because we all know his view on witches, especially the ones he doesn't have in his pocket.
I parked my car on a side street, and as I ran up towards the building that I knew Nicole was in, the rich sweet smell of blood overloaded my senses. It brought me to a sudden halt. It also dawned on me that I had asked my oldest and dearest friend to sacrifice himself for me and Elijah, a man John-Paul didn’t particularly like nor care for and if he hadn’t died from a werewolf bite or torn limb from limb, Elijah would have certainly killed him on the spot for putting Nicole in danger. I had sentenced my friend to death no matter which way you looked at it, and yet he did anyway with no questions asked. What does that make me?
Selfish.
I ran up the several flights of stairs and barged through the door. I saw Elijah with his back towards the it, his jacket off and draped over a lone chair that was still intact, I glanced down and gazed over the amount of bodies dotted about on the floor, including the body of my dear friend. My breath was shaky as I approached the man I loved.
“Is Nic-” I started, I then noticed that he had her in his arms gently bouncing her up and down. In the brief moment me and Elijah were not speaking all that could be heard was the quiet babbles coming from the little witch.
“Nicole is fine.” Elijah replied to me in a short tone.
I swallowed and cautiously took a few steps closer to look over his shoulder, but in doing so I noticed that he had a few werewolf bites on his neck. I knew he would be angry. I just hoped I could fix the damage I had caused to try and protect the ones I cared deeply for.
“You were bitten.” I stated, softly.
Elijah never responded to me but instead moved to another part of the apartment and I followed him, never uttering a word. All I did was follow and observe him as he placed Nicole down and tucked her in and gave her one of her stuffed toys to keep her company whilst she slept. I knew that he was angry but he would never do it in front of her, he and Nicole had already bonded to a point of no return. Nicole was his daughter now and he would protect her at all costs.
Turning off the light Elijah then moved back into the main room, and once again I followed. This time I tried to encourage him to sit down so I could tend to his wounds, but as soon as I tried to start shifting his shirt he refused my help.
“I see you’ve spent far too much time with Niklaus as of late, you are starting to mirror his behaviour.” Elijah says in a bitter tone, moving away from me and turning his back to look at the wall rather than me.
“What are you implying Elijah? You have never been backward at coming forward so just speak your mind.” I replied to him, my tone matching his bitter one.
He quickly turns to face me. “Twice you have been deceitful, twice you have betrayed my trust in a short space of time. It would not be wise of you to make it a third.”
“I’d like to know where my husband has gone? Because the Elijah I know would never threaten me, but what would you have done if you were in my shoes? You would always put me first-”
“I cannot be killed-” He interrupted.
I started to pace around the room, but neither one of us raised our voices. “Now who is sounding more like Klaus! Your mother is on the warpath, she wants to kill her family. Finn is already dead! Your remaining siblings have scattered to keep themselves safe. I had to get you out of Mystic Falls but I have a duty to protect Rebekah as well. You and I both know that Klaus and Kol can look after themselves. Always and forever means nothing if there is no family left.”
Seeing my reason, his features and tone softened. “Your methods of doing so were incorrect, had you asked we would have left.” Elijah says, trying to reason with me.
“Would we though? I know you Elijah, you never run from a battle, especially when your family is involved.
“You may think that it is just the husband’s job to protect their wife but it is also the duty of the wife to protect their husband and Elijah I’ll always protect you, even if it costs me my life in return.”
I could see the strain on his features and I knew that the venom was coursing through his veins. “Please Elijah sit down and let me help.”
I edged closer to him and guided him to sit on the very same lone chair that had survived in the bloodbath. I started by losing his tie, folding it neatly and setting it to one side and then making a start on his shirt buttons, undoing them one by one. Helping him take off his shirt I saw his defined body littered in bite marks.
“I don’t see what you can do my dear, get Nicole far from here and let the venom take its course.” Elijah started.
“Lijah at least let me try, we don’t know what I can do with my magic but aren’t obligated to at least try?” I replied to him with a small chuckle and a smile.
With a steady hand I hoovered my hands above the largest wound. But to start nothing worked, I could see the mix of doubtful and pain-staking looks coming from Elijah. But if Ester was right and I was a siphon at heart I should be able to siphon the magic coming from the werewolf bites because a werewolf was another form of supernatural creature.
Concentrate Lizzie. Concentrate. I said to myself in my head over and over as I still had my hands over the wound.
A few moments had passed and still nothing happened, and just as I was about to give up, a faint warm glow appeared out of nowhere and I felt the rush of magic flow throughout my body and I gazed with amazement as I saw the wounds on Elijah shrink with each passing second.
“How do you feel?” I asked Elijah.
“I feel good as new, having you draw out the venom felt as if I were in the shower. ” He replies to me.
“Please understand that I only wanted to keep the things important to me safe. My actions were never meant to cause any cracks in our relationship. Always and forever.”
“Always and forever.”
There was the soft faint noise of a phone vibrating, I knew it wasn’t mine as I had left it in the car in my mad attempt to get into the building as fast as possible. Reaching into his jacket pocket Elijah answered the phone.
“It would be in your best interest to return to New Orleans.” The voice of a young woman said.
“And to whom am I speaking with?” Elijah responded, his demeanour as cool as ever.
“Someone who wants The French Quarter returned to normal and I know you have the power to make that happen.”
And with that the line cut out, leaving both me and Elijah wondering what was happening.
“First your mother coming back from the dead and now a voice wanting us to return to New Orleans. Seems that there is no rest for the wicked.” I say letting out a sigh.
“It is strange to say the least, however we still have unfinished business. What do you suggest we do? Divide and conquer?” Elijah replied, standing up and reaching up to put on his suit jacket.
“Nicole is now our first thought and neither Mystic Falls or New Orleans is safe for her, I believe it best if we hide her for now until it is safe for her to return home. To us.” I explained.
It was decided that Penelope would look after the little witch until we deemed it safe for her to come home. Whilst Elijah headed to New Orleans to deal with the ominous voice through the phone, I made the journey back to Mystic Falls to check up on Rebekah and also find out where Klaus and Kol were and to make sure they weren’t causing any trouble but first I wanted to check up a friend.
Arriving back at the Salvatore house I knocked on the door.
“Knew you couldn’t resist coming back to see me, Lizzie. To what do I owe the pleasure?” Damon says with a grin, leaning against the door frame of the front door.
“I came to check up on a friend, where’s Stefan?” I replied to him with a giggle.
“And I thought you and I were friends.” Damon replies with sarcasm.
I started to laugh. “Are you going to let me in or not?”
He rolled his eyes and then gestured to let me inside, I walked into the parlour and took a seat on the couch. He followed behind and proceeded to make himself a drink.
“Where is Stefan? I wanted to talk to the both of you.” I asked.
“Stefan? Well he is finally having his mid-life crisis. 164 years is a little too late in my opinion.”
I gave him a stern look.
“He’s outside fixing his bike.”
We made our way through the house to go out the back door and I saw Stefan sitting on his bike whilst he worked, along with parts scattered across the floor to where he was working.
“Oh Elizabeth, it's nice to see you. What are you doing back here?” He says looking up to me and Damon.
“I basically wanted to try and encourage Rebekah, Niklaus and Kol to return back with me. Seems we have some unsettled business elsewhere.” I replied to the younger Salvatore.
“Well you’re a little too late. Klaus and Kol scattered after what tricks Ester pulled and Rebekah is causing Elena some discomfort but nothing she can’t handle with some support from us.” Stefan explained.
“I can talk to Rebekah. But regarding Niklaus or Kol I have no idea where they would be. But if I get wind of where I can let you know. As horrible as it sounds, the further they both are from Mystic Falls the better. I can reason with Kol, Niklaus on the other hand brings out the worst in me and he is best left for Elijah to deal with.” I say to both brothers.
“Thanks Elizabeth.”
“So, good day for a midlife crisis then Stef?” Damon asked.
“Elena’s transition into a vampire has been a little depressing. I’m going to help her have a little fun.” Stefan said to his brother.
“Oh. Those who can’t do, teach.” Damon says in a sarcastic tone.
Stefan rolled his eyes. “Ah, I see we’re still fighting, got it.”
I let out a sigh, if it wasn’t the Mikealson brothers arguing it was Damon and Stefan. My actions caught the attention of them.
“Well I think distracting Elena is a good idea, gives her a slight breather into what's changing for her.” I said, sounding hopeful.
“There’s distracting then there’s dooming her. Animal blood isn’t the way to help Stefan.” Damon says angrily as he starts to storm off away from the both of us.
“Where are you going?” Stefan asks as he gets up wiping his oily hands on his trousers.
“That hunter jacked Tyler Lockwood of his werewolf venom last night, so basically, he's got vampire poison in a bottle. And I'm gonna find him, and I'm gonna eat him.” Damon replies in a short tone.
“I’ll go with you.” He says.
“I don’t want your help. I just want to kill this guy and get the hell out of town. Wasn’t that the deal? Whoever Elena doesn’t choose leaves?”
“Damon. Please.” I tried, walking closer to him but giving him the space he needed.
“That was before she turned.” Stefan says, crossing his arms.
“And I stayed to help. If I take you punching me as the first clue, I’m not wanted here anymore.” Damon continues.
Stefan sighed. “Listen, you blood-shared with my girlfriend, and I punched you in the face. You deserved it. Why don’t you stop being dramatic?”
“Will you both stop!” I shouted at them both.
“No, brother, dramatic would be leaving before I kill this hunter.” Damon spats and walks away from me and Stefan.
I turned to Stefan as he sighed in frustration to which I understood. “Look I’ll go with him, make sure he doesn’t get himself killed. Just let me work my magic on getting your brother to see reason. And then we will talk about Elena.”
Stefan nods and then I sped off to find Damon to whom was walking angrily into the woods.
“Damon, will you stop? Let us talk.” I started.
“Stop? Talk? Now you definity sound like Stefan. Leave me alone Lizzie.” He replied, still walking away from me.
I sighed and sped to get in front of him, blocking his path. “I get how you feel, trust me I do but lashing out at your family isn’t the way to go about this. Let me help you with your problem regarding the hunter. It's the least I can do. Just explain everything that's happened.”
Whilst we walked Damon explained about the vampire hunter called Connor and what happened at the funeral of the pastor. He was able to also tell me about to keep up appearances Tyler went to the hospital after he was shot and whilst there he was drugged so that this hunter could take his venom from his fangs to use against everyone.
“So that's basically what fun you’ve missed out on Lizzie.” Damon says finishing up.
“We’ll get to the bottom of this I promise.” I said to him.
“You have arrived at your destination.” Damon says, mocking a satellite navigation.
We both saw a lone, battered trailer safe to say no one would be looking for it for how deep in the woods it was. I let Damon go first as he stands on the steps to open the door and waves a hand through to see if he needs an invitation to be let in. He smiled at me once he realised we could enter at will.
“Looks cosy.” He says as he makes his way over to the distillation setup.
“He has all these newspaper clippings on ‘animal attacks’. It seems this hunter clicked on pretty quickly.” I added.
Out of nowhere Damon and I are suddenly shot by two arrows. Mine arrow happened to land in my shoulder whilst Damon's landed in his thigh. As we both groaned in pain, Damon went to pull it when I followed the wires that were shot from seeing an explosive.
“I wouldn’t pull that out if I were you.” I hissed in pain.
“Why?”
“Look.” I said using my free arm to point at the explosives planted as traps.
“Um…Yeah.”
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Watch "HAWKEYE OFFICIAL TRAILER | Marvel Studios | Disney+ 2021 (HD)" on YouTube
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Comic-Con@Home Masquerade Entry: VivSai 
Costume Title: Lady Loki in Armor
Costume Description: Original design
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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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The wife is back with some of her beautiful writing
Elizabeth Mikealson - What If? Chapter 21
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Word Count: 1421 Warnings: None Lizzie-Lijah Stag Tag: @skeletoresinthebasement @akshi8278​  (Want to be added let me know)
I just want to say I’m sorry for not updating in so long and also for the fact that this chapter is short but I wanted to get something out to make up for my absence and I really hope you like it. I have a really good idea how to carry on Elizabeth’s story and I hope that everyone is excited to read it. I also really love how Elizabeth has grown as a character from being very stuck like glue to Elijah to now going off on her own fighting for her family no matter the cost even if sometimes her methods aren’t always right. But I also love her unlikely friendship with Damon. If anyone would like to have a Q&A with Elizabeth I’m sure she’d be up for it. But enough chatter and here is the latest chapter. Love you guys <3 
Klaus’ eyes still glowed gold as he stalked closer and closer to me, his fangs and veins visible to all but he paused just for a moment and then rushed towards me grabbing me by my throat lifting me in the air single handedly and then slammed me into the floor. I felt the wind being knocked out of my body and as I struggled to breathe as his grip was becoming tighter and tighter with each passing second. “I don’t need anyone, especially someone of the likes of you giving me shoddy advice.” He growled as his fangs grazed over my neck. 
He knew his venom would do nothing to me but his words and action towards his family might finally cause me pain. “I could easily end your pathetic existence here and now and Elijah would be none the wiser.” He added squeezing my neck more hearing bones snap with his clutch, and with each snap his smirk grew wider. 
“There is still…a part of you…that still…cares.” I wheezed whilst Klaus hovered over my body.
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Yes yes .
But also love to see auntie yelena
Hello does someone wanna rewrite blackwidow with Clint in it because that’d be good for my mental health I think. I’m thinking Laura&the kids never existing but Clint retiring nevertheless, though not taking part in civil war so he doesn’t get put into that under water jail and him and Nat on the run together after ca:cw:)) pls someone write
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Rework of my so roommates
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Hot dam I would love to read that
holy shit imagine mr. Tom Hardy being woken up to you going down on him!! Mannn I can practically hear the little grunts/growls and a mumbled “fuhck sweetheart.” BONUS: him threading those thick ass fingers through your hair or caressing your cheek as he watches you with bated breath. I need a drink.
Make it two, I’ll need something to cool me off 🥵
If you’re reading this, it means that headcanon Sunday has started! If you want me to write something, feel free to send me your idea! I’ll be writing headcanons all day!
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It was the morning after the first night you shared together
You were awakened by the sunlight dancing over your face, having forgotten to draw the curtains in the midst of the night’s activities
You couldn’t really be bothered to care about it even now that you were awake solely due to your own forgetfulness, to be honest
Not when Tom’s naked body laid there, for your eyes to explore 
Just until the moment where you felt how sore you were between your legs
The feeling of your ruined pussy only making you wet, somehow
You needed him
And suddenly just exploring with your eyes wasn’t enough
You ran your hand down his body, admiring his lean physique before wrapping your fist around his member
It didn’t take much to get him hardening for you
Your mouth watered, and you knew just what you wanted to do
The night before, despite making you cum at least three times on his tongue, he never let you taste him
Now you could finally fulfill your desire to have him nested deep in your throat
You think the gagging sounds were what really startled him awake
Despite obviously enjoying himself when you started to lick and suck his gorgeous member, he smiles in his sleep like it was all nothing but a dirty dream
Until you managed to deepthroat him, your lips reaching his navel as you forced yourself to breathe through your nose, still gagging on his thickness
“Jesus fuckin’ Christ.”
You would have laughed if you could, but as it was, you had other activities in your mind.
And now that he was awake, spilling all those little sounds from deep within his chest, you just knew that this would become your favorite hobby
He’d thread his fingers through your hair, creating a makeshift ponytail just so he could watch you better, never using it to guide your actions
“Fuck, sweetheart… As much as I love this, don’t you want to do something else.”
You couldn't help but smile at his desire to have your pussy again, so you stopped sucking him for a few seconds and returned to the little kitten licks you were doing before he was awake, while looking him dead in the eye
“If you make me stop, I swear to God, you’re not cumming today.”
His eyes widened in surprise before he threw his head back and jutted his hips up when you engulfed his member in your warm mouth again
“God, you’re fucking perfect.”
You lost yourself to the taste of him, the loud sounds of your saliva and sucking, not even realizing you had closed your eyes until you felt his thumb running over your cheekbones
“Look at me, sweetheart. I want to see those pretty eyes.”
The second that your eyes did meet, though, it was clear that it was all he was missing to lose his control.
“Yes, shit, fuck… You drive me fucking crazy. I’m gonna cum, sweetheart. Better let me go…” 
You just batted your eyelashes at him, intent easily readable in your eager expression, and that was what drove him to the point of no return.
Rope after rope of his cum filled your mouth, and you just lapped every drop of him, relishing in the experience of having been able to make him cum just with your lips.
“I hope you know this isn’t a one-time thing,” you explained after you were done cleaning him up, thumbing the excess off of your lips.
“Now that you want me to be yours, you should know I have a very hard time controlling my desires for too long… If you don’t wake up, I will wake you up in whatever way I see fit.”
Tom just reached out for you, pulling your body so you were sat on his lower belly while rubbing your hips
“I’m 100% fine with that… jus as long as I get to have my turn, too.”
I’d fall asleep with his dick in my mouth, I don’t even care, just don’t let him leave the bed ✌
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So I may have some big news as I am going back and reworking my Vikings fanfiction after finishing Vikings 6b .
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Elizabeth Olsen as Wanda in WANDAVISION, episode 02.
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My heart still breaks for hvitserk
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HAIL KING IVAR
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The Ragnarssons doing what they do best: fighting. 
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