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wu xi

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Wu Xi when looking at Jing Beiyuan :

Wu Xi looking at anyone else :

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Once the sleepyhead of Da Qing, now the sleepyhead of Nanjiang.

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for the From Jianghu, With Love (@jianghuparty) event!

prompt: Embrace

(drawing video here.)

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Wen Kexing has 2 husbands

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You become a different person around him....

... and your heart blossoms 🩷

The Bright Side of Wen Kexing

🎶 SHINee - Body Rhythm 🎶

→Dark Side here←

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Dec 22: Just a normal, run-of-the-mill candle, nothing to see here

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Dec 21: Baby angel

I guess if you don't have a 7-month-old at home the joke is a bit lost on you. It's not very original, either. Babies spit, pee and poop a lot.

Ours in particular has, on a good day, managed to pee off the diaper changing station several times within a few hours, usually either onto me, or onto a pile of clothes. He has also had trajectory poops that shot across the diaper changing station straight onto my shirt. And the floor.

And the spit up. Oh, the spit up.

All these are problems that solve themselves, by the way. He barely spits up anymore these days, his poops have grown less frequent, and it's been a while since I've bathed in baby pee.

(Also the little angel is holding a pair of glasses. Remember, glasses will be the most expensive toy your baby will ever play with, except if you're one of those snob parents who actually buy expensive baby toys. But at least they will love playing with those glasses)

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Dec 20: Snail Santa

I'm sick and I am not trying to be brave about it. At least now baby will get my antibodies and maybe his runny nose will improve

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No but this is exactly what I mean when I say western ideas of childrearing have moved so, so far away from childfriendly methods it's scary. For hundreds of thousands of years, babies and children would never sleep alone! Of course they wouldn't, that's dangerous!

Babies still operate on hunter-gatherer DNA, but modern parents expect them to be able to sleep in their own room in their own bed from day one because "it's safe inside the house and they have no reason to complain"

And then american parents in particular lock their children away at night and let them cry in fear for hours upon hours and they call it "sleep training" when in reality it's child abuse.

Babies need their parents at night. Training them to sleep alone will not make them more independent or mature, there have been studies on that. All it will do is teach them to sleep alone and probably have bonding issues for the rest of their lives. And then you wonder why anxiety disorders are so prevalent in our countries.

I slept with my mother on and off until I was about ten years old. I am as independent as can be. Sleeping with parents and/or siblings is so deeply ingrained in babies' DNA, they are literally programmed to do exactly that.

We expect babies to be mature and understand logic at an age that is several years too early, when developmentally it is impossible for them to understand what we want from them. We don't let them be babies and children anymore, don't acknowledge that they need other people around, all the time, to feel comfortable.

Co-sleeping, when done right, is one of the most powerful means of protection against SIDS, but because people listen to outdated studies done by doctors without children, they treat co-sleeping like the root of all evil of childrearing.

Heavy on the "how dare you"

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props to Zhong Wan for winning the thirstiest bottom of the year award.

Yu She tells him he is going to tie him up and he's like, okay, but then actually do tie me up and have your way with me.

Yu She punishes him by making him copy texts and he's like, why not punish me properly by tying me up and having your way with me?

Dude managed to feign being unconscious for two and a half whole days just for a couple of kisses

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Dec 19: Christmas balls

Spouse, who claims to be straight, immediately recognised the penis, but when looking at the boobs guessed, "Is it two eyes and a moustache?"

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Dec 18: Two mice kissing under a mistletoe

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Dec 17: 3rd Advent. More burning

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when the snivelling little boy you used to torture escapes and returns eleven years later, after having gone through a major glow-up and you're beginning to realise that maybe he's not so unattractive after all 

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Dec 16: Cat disemboweling a present

Notary yesterday looking at my birth certificate: "Wait, you were the very first birth in your village?"

I was. I was a home birth, back when home births weren't a thing yet. There is not hospital in our village. I was number 1.

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reading Those Years in Quest of Honour Mine after erha 4 is like taking a big breath of fresh air after staying in a stuffy room for too long.

This novel is delightful! I'm actually laughing reading it!

The comedy of Yu She abducting Lin Si and threatening him with torture, just to get to Zhong Wan's childhood name, that's inspired.

Also, there's plot (very political but I'm still mostly following so far), side characters (Xuan Congxin my beloved) and one of the best premises I have read so far (Oh, you're spreading rumours about me? Alright, I'll make you act out scenes from romance novels about us then).