she/theyI am nothing if not falsely confident in my own ability to figure anything out.
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I accidentally became a 3 books at once girly and I can’t stop. It’s been months. I would love to focus but I can’t.
#books#reading#I have so many books and so little time#I have read at work books and read at home books and travel books and read in a day books and light reading books and audio books#3 books minimum guys#I’m FLYING through my physical tbr though lmao
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Dude, working with a baby is awesome. All I do is read to her or read my tbr while she’s sleeping
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my beautiful wife really quick while i procrastinate
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Bringing this back. Go birds baby!
I just said go birds to the kid I nanny and she said hell yeah
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What they don’t tell you about sleeping with a dog is you don’t want to wake him up in the morning
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I just said go birds to the kid I nanny and she said hell yeah
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It's an open notes test and some dense motherfuckers still can't figure out the answers.
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Having the slow realization that Phil and I have the same tiktok feed and I have seen a majority of these videos already took me tf out
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I was playing with magnet blocks with a little girl I nanny for and we were having a lot of fun. I can tell she enjoyed it because-
Child: Do you know why you got presents from Santa?
Me: why?
Child: because you’re really nice!
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I just slept for like 17 hours because I was moving to a new apartment when I suddenly got a cold and ignored it for days. My body has a way of forcing me to rest when I don’t and it’s way this time around was to make me cough so hard I pinch a nerve in my neck and a fever that lasted hours while at work
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I wish I had recorded her reaction to the jedus vs dnp poll bc she like physically rebooted


Took my gf to tit and now I update her on them and we have interactions like this daily
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Took my gf to tit and now I update her on them and we have interactions like this daily
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trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog
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