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I'm sure if we really tried we could come up with a video game walkthrough format that's even less convenient than unannotated nine-hour YouTube videos of someone playing the game badly. A handwritten manuscript of mad ravings, perhaps, or possibly a live audio broadcast of a machine-generated voice very slowly reciting puzzle solutions in Russian.

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forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

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self-portrait

[riso inks: fluorescent pink/orange, black, yellow, flat gold]

prints available

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you get to cut one basic need out of your life. you can still CHOOSE to partake in them and they will feel as good and refreshing as normal, but going without will no longer affect you negatively.

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instead of complaining when u see that an ao3 author has written a bunch of hockey rpf you should read it instead. but watch out

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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

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Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.

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"what groceries u been into recently" is actually a great question, there's a bunch of good conversations inside it

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i'm curious, what's everyone's Default Outfit? like what would you be always drawn wearing in a cartoon? mine is concert tee + mid length skirt

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i trust one food blogger and it's claire lower (the woman at lifehacker who waffles everything)

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quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

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stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

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