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I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

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Britain is already one-upping the Wonka scam by making the LEGO Dashcon ballpit real

an extra hour in the brick pit

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was at a tattoo convention today and i saw a guy with a spider-man tattoo so i walked up and went ‘oh dude is that spider-man? badass! i love spider-man!’ and then looked down and realized i was wearing my shirt that says I LOVE SPIDER-MAN in big black letters. i’m a parody of myself

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im taking media away from some of u guys until you can pass a 6th grade literary analysis test

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His odyssey,,,,,, it continues,,,,,

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The video camera is plugged into the VCR, allowing it to record itself being poked and prodded.

GIF’d version of Vide-Uhhh! (2005)

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I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO MY NEIGHBORS FOR THE GIRLISH SCREAMS I JUST SCRUMPT AT 1:20 AM. THERE WAS A COCKROACH IN MY ROOM. SURELY YOU UNDERSTAND.

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This image won second place in my school’s pet photo contest!

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Is it my "tumblrversary" or my "tumblrthday"?

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Little Twerp getting Got (dramatization).

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I can't say I ever imagined Warhammer 40k and Vriska Homestuck ever being mentioned in the same sentence

Warhammer 40k is when you take the Vriska Serket effect of both the audience and eventually the writers completely misunderstanding the point of a character and then apply it to an entire setting.

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guys what state is dorothy from in the wizard of oz

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KIRBY

an old kirby drawing i made a while ago!

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Hi i wanted to share this fucking insane moment I read today