Nice boy: *texts me*
Me: He'll say something stupid in 3... 2... 1-
Nice boy who is not so nice: idk I just don't support feminism
Me: There it is!!!!!
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“If you don’t change then I’ll leave”
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Monday 👎🏽
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I could tell you about the coronary arteries
And the chambers our blood flows through.
I could draw you a hundred EKG’s,
But they don’t explain how my heart beats for you.
I could tell you about the gastric glands
And what happens when they go awry.
I could explain ulcers and gastritis
But not how you give me these butterflies.
I could tell you about the cerebral lobes
And strokes of many different kinds.
I could outline the circle of Willis
But not how you dominate my mind.
I could read all of Netter’s, Robbins, and Gray’s
And study the body for all of my days.
Nothing will explain this lover’s craze,
But when these bones grow old, this love will still stay.
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Siblings are sent by the devil to make your life hell
My sister just farted on my face. This is the second time she’s done that today. She just comes and casually farts in front of my face like it’s normal to fart in front of someone’s face.
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(via turntfortom)
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eurus all didn’t you ever consider that sherlock’s secret brother might actually be a secret sister? and john just like wtf i didn’t even know there was another sibling till last damn week, and i’ve been too busy remembering the feeling of sherlock’s hand on my neck to think about anything else, so maybe take a fucking chill pill
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It sucks that we have revolutionized so much as humans, but the the only thing that hasn’t revolutionized so much is our humanity.
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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class
We’re bros
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Do you ever suddenly stop liking someone and then everything they do annoys the shit out of you?
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callout post @me
get ur shit together nd sleep at a normal time!!!!!!!!
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Names I hate because I never know how the specific person spells it:
Matthew or Mathew
Sarah or Sara
Ashley or Ashlee or Ashlie
Johnathan or Johnathon
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