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losing and gaining spider-man in the mcu within like a month makes me understand how tony felt when peter died and then came back

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ok yeah i fucking hate voltron and yeah i hate tumblr but damn do i kinda miss 2016-2018. That shit was a wild ass ride and I know I’m never gonna experience anything like it again. But damn, that was kind of a fun time to be on tumblr. (don’t get me wrong i still hate voltron and tumblr shits awful and needs to die)

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ok yeah i fucking hate voltron and yeah i hate tumblr but damn do i kinda miss 2016-2018. That shit was a wild ass ride and I know I’m never gonna experience anything like it again. But damn, that was kind of a fun time to be on tumblr. (don’t get me wrong i still hate voltron and tumblr shits awful and needs to die)

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tumblr stop recommending me voltron posts challenge

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Finally I finished it!! I was drawing the first half for at least half a year going back and forth to it and then I got too excited about finishing it and I drew the whole second part in like three days, ahah!

Please, turn on the audio first and look at drawings as you listen:”) Hope you’ll enjoy! I know it’s quite messy because I was trying to be super fast with each panel, but I hope the feels are gonna be there.

I am so so sorry to everyone who had to scroll through this monstrosity. I wanted to add read more thing, but when I post drawings into the text they get squeezed in my main page;; thank you so much for watching! 

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SMP Live: The Boys as Vines (4)

Pokay: “I want a church girl that go to church and read her Bible.”

Cooper: “I want a Jewish girl that go to…temple and read her Torah!””

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[Sneeg and Schlatt sitting in a hot tub]

Connor: [Recording them] “Two bros chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay!”

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Travis: “Sabra gives you all your daily nutrients like zero grams of Trans Fat and oh my god Cholesterol!”

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Wilbur: “Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book!” [plays a note on keyboard]

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Travis: “Oooh, I like your accent. Mhm, where you from?”

Carson: “I’m Liberian.”

Travis: “Oh, my bad.”

Travis, whispering: “I like your accent, where you from?”

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Michael: “There’s only one race: the human race–”

Josh: [Slaps him] “What about Nascar?”

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Connor: “Just found out my birthday is the same day as the day I was born. 

Connor shrugs his shoulders and laughs: “Life is crazy.”

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Sneeg, jumping out from behind the wall: “Yahhh!”

Jimmy, startled: “Ah! Stop. I could’ve dropped my croissant!”

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Ted, running into the room: “Why aren’t the dishes in alphabetical order?!”

Nick, sitting on the couch: “What does that even mean…?” 

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Mason, singing and playing the ukelele: “Hey, how you doing? Well, I’m doing just fine. I lied, I’m dying inside.”

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Cooper: “What are those?!”

Pete: “They are my crocs.”

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[Joko pulls into the drive thru]

JC: “Hi, how are you doing tonight?”

Joko: “I wanna fucking die.”

JC: “Same.”

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Mikey: “You know, the indigenous species in Canada can be real aggressive, aye, so it’s important to take all necessary precautions when approaching.”

Also Mikey, blowing an air horn at said ‘indigenous species’: “Get fucked.”

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SMP Live: The Boys as Vines

Ted: “Sure, you may be verified on Twitter, but are you verified…in the eyes of God?”

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[Random girl takes a hit from a vape and blows a huge cloud. The camera pans over]

Carson: “wow.”

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Jschlatt: “We all die, you either kill yourself or get killed.” 

Connor: [Creating a beat on the wall with his fist]

Jschlatt: [Starts dancing] “Whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna do?” 

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Ted: [Walks into the bathroom shirtless] “Hi, welcome to Chilis.”

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SneegSnag: “What the fuck is up, Kyle? No, what did you say? What the fuck, dude? Step the fuck up, Kyle!”

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Carson: “Hey, how much money do you have?” 

Nick: “Uh, 69 cents.” 

Carson: “Oh, you know what that means!” 

Nick: “I don’t have enough money for chicken nugget.”

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Mason: “Um, Jared, can you read number 23 for the class?”

Travis: “No, I cannot.” 

Travis: “What up? I’m Jared, I’m 19, and I never fucking learned how to read.

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Jschlatt: “Bro, I had a dream we fucked.”

Connor: “Bro, it’s just a dream.”

Jschlatt: “Hah, gay! I wouldn’t fuck you.”

Connor: “You wouldn’t?”

Jschlatt: “I mean, not unless you want to…” 

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Josh: “Alright, let’s tell each other a secret about ourselves.”

“Imma go first…”

“I hate you!”

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Mason: “You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonald’s.”

Cooper: “We going to Mcdonald’s if I don’t do my work?”

Mason: “No!”

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Altrive: “You know what? I’m about to say it.”

Everyone: “Say it, say it!”

Altrive: “I don’t care that you broke your elbow.”

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Josh: “How much you pay for that taco?”

Cooper: “Aye, you know this, boy, he’s got his free taco–” [Trips over a skateboard and hits his wrist on the floor, dropping the taco.]

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eat pant conar

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SMP Live: The Boys as Vines (2)

JunkyJanker: “Don’t fuck with me! I have the power of God and anime on my side. Ahhhhh!!”

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Altrive: [Walks by with his headphones in] “And they were roommates!”

SneegSnag: “Oh my god, they were roommates…”

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Everyone: “What’d you say?”

Mason: “I said whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a hoe!”

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Ted: “Mother Trucker, dude. That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick.”

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Joko: “I just don’t think you can do this one.”

SneegSnag: “I’ve been an assassin for a while now, what makes you think that–”

Joko: [Tilts his head to the side to show a picture of a dog on the screen]

SneegSnag: “–Ohh, get that shit out of here, you’re right!”

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Ted: “Would you rather fight a bunch of kindergartners–”

Carson: “I wanna fight kindergartners.”

Ted: “That’s not even the whole…”

Carson: “Those kids are getting slapped!”

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Jschlatt: “Good credit, bad credit, no credit, no problem! Are you dead? Fuck it, ghost credit!”

Connor: “Imma get a Subaru!”

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Cooper: “Roadside Assistance, this is Sydney.”

Josh: “Hi, Sydney, I just have a flat tire.”

Cooper: “And I have a flat chest!”

Josh: [Opens car door] “And we’re walking!”

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Travis: [Reaches for a bag of chips but it falls off the top shelf] “Haha. Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla.”

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Wilbur: “So basically–um, what I was thinking of was, umm–”

Jschlatt: [Punches him]

Wilbur: “Aw fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this.”

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Cooper: “Dad, look: it’s the good kush.”

Ted: “This is the Dollar Store, how good can it be?” 

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SMP Live: Iconic Tweets (2)

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SMP Live: Iconic Quotes (3)

“Just because I’ve got U.S.S.R. bedsheets doesn’t mean I’m a communist, guys!” - ShadowApples

“You can’t just make demands ‘cause you’re the devil. That’s not fair, it’s rude.” - ConnorEatsPants

“Send me your fucking boin loins RN or I’m about to throw a hissy fit.” - Cscoop

“I was fucking crucified. For what? All your sins? I don’t wanna die for your sins, you’re all fucking gay.” - Miqzah

“You know, all I’m gonna say is I’m not the one named Gay Slut.” - AntVenom

“Oh, you’re on social security. Oh, you got benefits. Suck my ass, dude, seriously.” - Ted Nivison

“What the dick, man?” - SkyDoesMinecraft

“Yeah, you like that? You like that dick and balls, Cap’?” - CallMeCarson

“What’s my favorite high school memory? Leaving.” - Jawsh

“The only problem about the real estate is that it’s right next to a crack house. But you know, I’m from Atlanta and that kind of is accurate.” - ConnorEatsPants

“There’s a huge peepee and ball on Mario.” - Traves

“I’ve never spent this much money on any article of clothing in my entire life…and the first time I’m spending a lot of money on clothes is for an Annoying Orange co–” - Jawsh

“…and then I realized that in the case of things like Oreos, milk might actually be a condiment.” - Michael McChill

“Here I was watching media shares of hot male ass at the gym: gym edition 3 and now you’re trying to pull me up here with obsidian? This is not funny and I’m not laughing.” - Jschlatt

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SMP Live: Iconic Quotes

“Hey, Big Boy Whoopsie, if you were a true fan of Alvin and the Chipmunks, you would know that Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel with the Chipettes comes before Chipwrecked. Idiots!” - ConnorEatsPants

“Soon enough you’re going to have an army of gays lining up outside your door coming to kill ya.” - Jschlatt

“I just broke every ankle in my body.” - Traves

“Yes. Yes, look at me run, Carson! Like a little girl screaming from a monster!” - VoiceOverPete

“Dude, I wanna be able to say I drowned Gumball. Please, dude, give me this.” - CallMeCarson 

“I will eliminate the middle class.“ - JunkyJanker 

“Dude, I’m not prepared for Mr. Minecraft to join in on these festivities.” - Jawsh 

“Yeah, ‘cause I’m a fucking straight man. I’m trying to offer you oral sex, dude.” - Joko

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SMP Live: Iconic Quotes (2)

“Listen, I won’t lie, I have failed on every account of everything on this server.  Every single thing up to this point I have failed. Just consistent failure.” - ConnorEatsPants

“There’s only one explanation: white people.” - SkyDoesMinecraft

“Dude, AntVenom was so quick to grab my thick rod.” - ConnorEatsPants

“Tax evasion doesn’t work.” - CallMeCarson

“Yeah, Minecraft, dude, yeah, butter…I’m gonna go smoke another joint, I’ll be right back.” - SkyDoesMinecraft

“Eat pant, Conar!” - Jschlatt (Thank you, @not-fitz, for the quote. I just rewatched the video and I can’t stop laughing at his accent.)

“Everybody knows Schlatt’s got a big shovel, but c’mon!” - VoiceOverPete

“I just got a thousand bits, suck my stupid dick.” -RoastedJames

“Bro, get your fucking bobber away, dude, they’ll think we’re gay!” - Pokay

“How many people are we gonna shoot with that…‘accidentally’? How many accidental bullets are gonna be fired today? Into the same target, uh, several times in a row?” - Jschlatt

“Dude, I keep getting really horny ‘cause people are posting dick copypastas in chat.” - Cscoop

“Do I shave my beard? Yeah…as soon as my beard touches my toes, I have to shave it.” - Traves

“Mikey, I’m actually gonna fucking show my nuts on the Discord call and you’re going to fucking like it!” -Joko

“Well, what the bruh fuck.” - Ted Nivison 

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how can you even stand being a tony anti if you like the mcu…like 80% of the movies stem from and are centered around him it just doesn’t seem like it’s worth the effort

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honestly i feel bad for tony antis. not just bc they’re super stupid and wrong but also just having to watch somebody you hate be the key to saving the fucking galaxy and basically the heart of the mcu like lmao imagine how mad antis must be anytime an avengers movie comes out maybe that’s why they’re so pressed about everything all the time