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was scrolling through old stuff and HUH

WHO WANTS ME DEAD????

and no i’m not bald i’d never be bald this isn’t a wig at all hahaha

(bonus points if someone draws him bald and drops it in the comments)

dear diary,

I hope that twink exer goes bald /ref

Hehe, not a bad hope.

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heya!!! have been super active on here but im here to say:

HAPPY PRIDE!!!

to everyone here and everyone reading this:

you are loved, no matter who you are, genderwise, sexualitywise, and everything inbetween. for this month and for every month after, you are seen, you and heard, and you are so very very cared about. love you all and have a happy pride!

-your fav unlabeled queer witch 💚✨

(tagging my pals!!:

@definitelydaymiller @brenda-miller-forreal @the-official-rocking-russian-man @ken-okamoto-official reblog and tag others!!!)

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ur super cute

hehehehheheheheeeee thank you anon!! you’re cute as well!!!!

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opinion on willi@m

am i allowed to cuss.

( @williammillerjd you carrot-haired, name-censored, content-warning, worst father ever who got replaced by MY dad, disgusting excuse for a human being)

(/MOD THIS IS VERY MUCH OOC BUT I DESPISE WILLIAM SOOOO MUCH I NEED EXER TO USE HIS MAGIC TO HIT HIM WITH A FRYING PAN REPEATEDLY)

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what happened to ur mom

i don’t actually know??

i mean, i KNOW she’s not… around anymore. but i was too young when she left to remember why.

it’s always just been me and my dad, and that’s enough for me.

makes mother’s day a bit awkward, though…

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if daivd said to sit would you do it

david told me to sit??

*sits*

@definitelydaymiller what else do you need me to do

(/mod JACKSONS DIARY IS BACK!!! YAYYYYYY YIPPPEEEE YAHOO!! hopefully this means i’ll be getting more asks?)

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What's gayer? The flag, or whatever you and David have going on?

what flag???

*looks up gay flag*

*realization pt.2*

lgbtq+???

WAIT YOU GUYS HAVE GAY PREMIUM-

(/mod don’t know what i was going for here, simply put, THEY. THEY ARE FRUITIER.)

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Exer you are simp for David aren't ya?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAA-

NOOOO?????

i’m definitely NOT! trust me on that!

(disclaimer: i am not to be trusted)

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errrr…. of COURSE you are but…

but…. uhm!

@the-official-rocking-russian-man

(HELP ME OUT HERE RON)

DAY.

DAY PLEASE SLOW DOWN-

i mean! ahem…

@definitelydaymiller ! uh! you’re a great driver!!

but-!

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yes! yep! exactly!

but uh-

wouldn’t it be a safe- FUN! idea if i

i don’t know…

gave you actual driving lessons?

DAY.

DAY PLEASE SLOW DOWN-

i mean! ahem…

@definitelydaymiller ! uh! you’re a great driver!!

but-!

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apparently the “better” exer too…

I DONT BELIEVE THAT!!!

IM THE BETTER EXER RIGHT DAY!!!

My 𝓓𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 intro post 😏

What's cooking good looking folk, I'm the BETTER exer. That's right. It's the one and only devious exer guys.

Some may say the other exer is better but who could be better than me 😎

@canvasdavidgobrrr @ken-okamoto-official @kenasachick @itsmejolie @jacksonsmithforreal @200percent-timothy-jd @real-pamela-lopez @normanfuckingrockwell11 @lovemariahb

@martyforreal @ricky-fr-fr

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lucyfurr doesn’t like you.

@lucyfurr-jd right kitty!

(can you please attack him lucy his creepy smile is scaring me and he looks kinda like me and now im having an identity crisis GET HIM OUT OF HERE)

My 𝓓𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 intro post 😏

What's cooking good looking folk, I'm the BETTER exer. That's right. It's the one and only devious exer guys.

Some may say the other exer is better but who could be better than me 😎

@canvasdavidgobrrr @ken-okamoto-official @kenasachick @itsmejolie @jacksonsmithforreal @200percent-timothy-jd @real-pamela-lopez @normanfuckingrockwell11 @lovemariahb

@martyforreal @ricky-fr-fr

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DAY.

DAY PLEASE SLOW DOWN-

i mean! ahem…

@definitelydaymiller ! uh! you’re a great driver!!

but-!

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but mines actually green aura

Don’t mind me just shooting green aura into your eyes as you read this auaaauhuaaaaaaaaaaauauauuauaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauaaaauaauuuuuuuuuuuuuauuuuuuuauauauaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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I’ll just… leave this here…

*RUNS AWAY AND CRIES*

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OH HI DAY HAHAHA HOW ARE YOU?? IM FINE THANKS HAHAHAHGAGAGGAGAGHAHA

(crashes out)

(/mod HIII MOSS yes actually writing wise that’s what I was going for hehe I READ THE TAGS YOU WROTE THEYRE SO REAL)

What u think abt David?

oh god don’t get me started

his patterned shirts, (where’d he get them? how does he pull them off so well? … is he willing to let me borrow them?)

his blond hair, (is it natural or dyed? does it run in the family? how does it look so soft? does he wish it were a different color? i wonder what it would look like without hair gel… or in a different style…)

his SMILE, oh geez, (did he always use that to charm others? or was that just for me ? it would be nice if it was just for me...)

his excitement, (how did he light up the room just by talking about ANYTHING? could I do that too? was it a power that only David possessed?)

just… HIM. (why does he make me feel so safe? how could someone I've known for so long still make me feel so confused? why have i thought ALL this about him?)

don’t get me started, because I won’t stop.

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sigh…. marty if YOU won’t admit it ill have to ask someone else…

@ricky-fr-fr have you or have you not had homosexual thoughts about each other????

(/ooc idk how long it takes im making maricky canon one way or another)

What u think abt David?

oh god don’t get me started

his patterned shirts, (where’d he get them? how does he pull them off so well? … is he willing to let me borrow them?)

his blond hair, (is it natural or dyed? does it run in the family? how does it look so soft? does he wish it were a different color? i wonder what it would look like without hair gel… or in a different style…)

his SMILE, oh geez, (did he always use that to charm others? or was that just for me ? it would be nice if it was just for me...)

his excitement, (how did he light up the room just by talking about ANYTHING? could I do that too? was it a power that only David possessed?)

just… HIM. (why does he make me feel so safe? how could someone I've known for so long still make me feel so confused? why have i thought ALL this about him?)

don’t get me started, because I won’t stop.