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susan sontag’s writing on writing, from her journals

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Should've chosen a darker stone, but still, first try. Inspired by this photo of Pecco, because daaaaamn. A pebble found in the gravel.

That moment when you realise you really need more skills than you currently have to create an idea you've got.

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Well, the good news is that you've broken the time loop.

The bad news is that the reason you've broken the time loop is because whatever force was responsible for maintaining it looked at the shit you did on that particular iteration and thought to itself: "you know what would be really fucked up?"

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Multistorey car fortress, Shoreditch, London

Courtesy of this Flickr comment thread, which incredibly includes the niece of one of the Meyers Bros referenced by the sign, the Meyers Bros Parking System was ramp-less, instead operated by lifts which brought the cars up and down the storeys of the car park.

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ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

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the colors in plums are so pretty they basically paint themselves 🌸

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ART SALE: LINO PRINTS

I've got a fair few of my pomegranate lino prints left from last winter's run, so here they are looking for new homes!

These are original lino prints, hand-inked and printed by myself from my hand-carved lino plate, so each one is a unique piece of original art. Printed using lightfast/archival inks on sturdy A5 cartridge paper. The text is based on a line by The Mountain Goats.

1. STANDARD EDITION (6 5 available) £8 each

Practically perfect prints in a custom deep red ink blend, on heavyweight cartridge paper.

2. BRIGHT RED EDITION (2 available) £8 each

Practally perfect prints in a bright fire engine red, on heavyweight cartridge paper.

3. B GRADE PRINTS (9 available) £7 each

Slightly imperfect prints, on heavyweight cartridge paper. These may have small smudges or fingerprints as pictured, or be printed slightly off-centre, but still look great on a wall.

4. LIGHTWEIGHT EDITION £6 each

Slightly imperfect prints, on a lighter weight of cartridge paper. They may be printed slightly off-centre or have slight registration issues as pictured, but still look great on a wall.

THE FINE PRINT:

Shoot me a message here to claim!

Payment via PayPal only. Shipping not included in the price — these will go as lettermail so UK shipping will be around £3, and international (tracked) around £8. Prints will be sent in rigid mailers.

I will be listing more art sale pieces on here throughout the day, and am absolutely happy to combine shipping costs :)

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ART SALE: F1 PAINTINGS

Here's some original paintings of mine from the past few months that are in need of new homes! All created using lightfast and archival materials, so they're great for framing and displaying.

1. OSCAR £40

Watercolour and coloured pencil portrait on 100% cotton paper, approx A5 size.

2. CHARLES £35

Watercolour portrait on 100% cotton paper, approx A5 size.

3. YUKI £35 SOLD

Watercolour portrait on 100% cotton paper, approx A5 size.

4. CARLOS £18 SOLD

Watercolour eye portrait on watercolour-gessoed canvas panel, backed onto heavy cardstock. Looks great propped up on a shelf, no need to frame! Approx. 10cm square

5. Fernando £20

Trans masc energy Renault!Fernando painted for the @formulagender event. Ink and watercolour on 100% cotton paper, approx A5 size.

THE FINE PRINT

Shoot me a message here to claim! Post will be updated as items are sold.

Payment via PayPal only. Shipping not included in the price — these will go as large letters so UK shipping will be around £3+, and international (tracked) around £10-£12. Prints will be backed with cardboard and sent in rigid mailers.

I will be listing more art sale pieces on here throughout the day, and am absolutely happy to combine shipping costs :)

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I tried uploading it to a household appliance porn site I found, but apparently their content is limited to only fans.

Dual Roomba [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Cueball and White Hat are facing each other. A Roomba is to the right side of Cueball, who has his arm up.] Cueball: The Roomba keeps my floor clean. Cueball: But what do I do when the Roomba gets dirty?

[Cueball and White now face 2 Roombas, with Cueball gesturing towards the Roombas. One Roomba is climbing up a ramp in front of the second Roomba.] Cueball: Simple: Cueball: I got a second Roomba and a ramp, so they can clean each other.

[Cueball kneels down to flip the first Roomba over.] Cueball: After the tops are clean, I flip one of them over so they can clean each others’ undersides.

[Cueball and White Hat are now watching the Roombas clean each other.] White Hat: There’s nothing NSFW about this, and yet it’s the most NSFW thing I’ve every seen. Cueball: Yeah, my YouTube DIY video about this got demonetized.

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a bruise and arousal are the same btw. blood rushing to a part of the body thats desperate for attention

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the countdown is over, it's race week!

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He looks. Wow.

cr: ze_mario_ on Instagram

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First GB3 podium for Abbi Pulling and for a woman in this category!

P3 in Race 3 at Brands Hatch 💪

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Happy home race week (by marriage) to Lando Norris!

No one does it like them.

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the island started it