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December 19th 1984. You know what you did

The fuck did I do to you guys

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hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

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I am so normal about him I swear....

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Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

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I hate the weekends

I don’t get to be off work. I instead have to deal with a thousand people who ARE off

And then Thanksgiving is just around the corner. Meaning there are even more people

And they get pissed at me cause their food is late. Not my fucking fault you are coming in while the lobby is already full. I get you are hungry, but you aren’t gonna get your food ahead of the dozens of other people who are already waiting

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I just got jumpscared by several notifs of people liking this all at once. Glad to see more people loving this adorable little fox though

Hoyoverse has no right to make me tear up so much over such a cute lil baby

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Hoyoverse has no right to make me tear up so much over such a cute lil baby

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I’m not any of the above, but can I have some? I got some Ranch to share with everyone

hello lgbtq I have baby carrots I am willing to feed to you

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So true

stelle is so sopping wet tbh

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Stelle be the kinda girl to be given an Onion Ring as ask if you were proposing. And then turn you down as she is already married to the trash can a couple feet away

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Me: Oh, I wonder what kind of cute fanart of Stelle there is. Usually Pinterest finds out what games I like after a bit. Let’s search her up.

*Opens App*

Me 10 seconds later: I should have known better than to trust Pinterest

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Get this goal boys. We have someone’s life in out hands

if this post reaches 100k notes by Halloween I will read Homestuck

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Gotta try it

Edit: Not working on Mobile I guess? Ill see when I am home

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

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I love this

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

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What is the opposite of Solemnity? Frivolity. When things are solemn, you are serious. When things become frivolous, many aren’t of much value and much less serious.

Why am I asking? Why am I saying this?

Solemnity is going to have to deal with a real [BIG SHOT] if she wants to find what she truly wants