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Send “Whoops” to my ask box, and my muse will accidentally send your muse a text that wasn’t meant for them.

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My muse is asleep. Go into my ask box and wake them up however you'd like.

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rivals to lovers starters

as requested. feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“I’m going to kis–kick your ass!”

“You can’t sleep with him/her/them! You’ll get your heart broken–and then I’ll automatically win, and that’s no fun.”

“I’m considering letting you win…”

“If you lose, you have to do anything I want.”

“Stop squirming! You can’t beat me if you have a cut like that.”

“I’d do anything to……win.”

“How did you trip over thin air, dumbass?! Be quiet, I’ll carry you somewhere.”

“I challenge you to a duel! With my tongue/mouth.”

“I bet I can kiss better than you can!”

“Wow, you’re really dumb…PFFT…bet you won’t take off your shirt…chicken.”

“I can’t believe I have to share a room with you before our competition.”

“Try to beat MY handholding skills.”

“Contest: whoever comes up with the most ways to say ‘I love you’ wins.”

“Ha! You’re definitely the fastest.”

“Scared, ___?”

“I was joking…why would you actually try to jump over that fence?”

“Don’t do anything stupid!”

“FINE. If you win, I’ll go out/sleep/make out with you.”

“You have about as much of a chance at winning as you do of getting a kiss from me.”

“I don’t want to lose to anyone else but you!”

“STRIPPING CONTEST.”

“If you get it right, I’ll let you take a break.”

“Are you too scared to skinny dip?!”

“Think you can handle my thoughtful love notes?! You’re in for a shocker.”

“I’ve always spent so much time practicing/studying/exercising/etc. that I’ve never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other before.”

“For a newbie, you’re kinda cute.”

“Hey, stop with the puppy eyes! I won fair and square.”

“No, YOU’RE the cutest.”

“Time for a staring contest! I’m totally the king/queen/ruler of them.”

“Can we end practice? It’s really hot in here.”

“Oh you wanna trash talk huh? Well-uh–your lips–a-are really soft-looking–”

“If I win, you get to be my prize.”

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protective sentence starters

as requested. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“Don’t you hurt a single hair on his/her/their head.”

“Hands off!”

“What do you think you’re doing to him/her/them?”

“I’ll never let you go.” / “Don’t ever let me go.”

“Don’t ever leave my sight again.”

“I got your back.”

“Where are you going? It’s not safe out there!”

“Do you trust me?”

“Be more careful next time. I don’t want to bandage you up again.”

“Hey, it’s cold outside. At least wear a jacket.”

“I’d die for you.”

“You’ll back off if you know what’s good for you.”

“Get behind me NOW.”

“Here, I have an extra weapon.”

“Duck, you idiot!”

“Go on without me.”

“Well what did you expect would happen while you’re walking alone at night? Come on, let’s get you away from that creep.”

“Hey. Pal. I’ve got a gun/knife/fist/weapon and I’m not afraid to use it.”

“You can stop hugging me now.”

“You scared the shit out of me. I’m never going to stop hugging you.”

“Quit babying me! I can protect myself.”

“I’ll always be there to save you.” / “I know you’ll always be there to save me.”

“If you even THINK about touching him/her/them, I’ll kill you.”

“[choked up] I thought I lost you.” / “[choked up] I never thought I’d see you again.”

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School-Related Sentence Starters

Everyday

“Did we have homework?”

“Please be my lab partner.”

“Can I borrow a pencil?”

“I really don’t want to talk in front of the whole class…”

“Can I copy off of you real quick?”

“Do you think the teacher is hot?”

“It’s not cheating. It’s just teamwork.”

“Do you think the new kid is hot?”

“Pretty sure the teacher is out to get me…”

“You are…so dumb…”

“Was Shakespeare gay?”

“Please tell me you didn’t start the project either.”

“If I do it at the last minute, then I’ll have a minute.”

“Can I borrow your notes?”

“This class is so boring…”

“Am I in the right classroom?”

“Someone drew a dick in my textbook.”

“Do you know where the nurse’s office is?”

“Someone put a picture of Shrek in my locker.”

“I can’t wait to graduate…”

“Meet me in the bathroom/gym/locker room later. I need to tell you something.”

Exams

“I forgot about the midterm.”

“I’m gonna FAIL.”

“Shut up! You always say you’re going to fail, and then you get an A.”

“Please help me study.”

“If I don’t pass, my parents are going to KILL me.”

“Do you ever think about how studying is just ‘student’ and ‘dying’ put together?”

“I live at the library now.”

“Do you need help with the chapter?”

“I don’t even know what I don’t know.”

“I’m afraid that they’ll revoke my scholarship.”

“I HAVE to be at the top of the class.”

“Do you even know how to read?”

“I don’t even get the Sparknotes…”

“Maybe I’ll be okay if I pick A for every answer…I have to get an A, right?”

“I don’t need to go to college anyway.”

“Sleep is for the weak.”

“I just did 200 practice problems. I forgot my own name.”

“I remember that shrimp can see more colors than we can, but I don’t remember the vocabulary words for the test.”

“Your notes are just doodles.”

Lunchtime

“What’s for lunch?”

“Please trade lunches with me.”

“I dare you to fling your peas at the principal.”

“There’s NO way I’m eating that.”

“All I have are skittles and an old Oreo.”

“I would kill for a taco right now.”

“Lunch is the only class I can do well in.”

“There’s pizza today.”

“Is that a bug in your sandwich?”

“Ugh, this is expired.”

“Is this seat taken?”

“I can’t eat that, I’m on a diet.”

“Did you make this?”

“If you give me a dollar, I’ll love you forever.”

“I made brownies.”

“Let’s eat outside today.”

“Do you think we could get pizza delivered to the school?”

“You’re in my seat.”

“These freshmen think that they can just take our table…”

Gym

“I can’t run for my life.”

“Don’t throw the ball at me!!”

“Why do you look so red?”

“I’m DYING.”

“It’s just sports! What could go wrong?”

“I can’t run anymore.”

“Your team is going DOWN.”

“Are you okay?!”

“You really suck at this, don’t you?”

“Think fast!”

“Is that the best you can do?”

“I dare you to race me.”

“I think the gym teacher is a supersoldier.”

Uniforms / Clothes

“I HATE these pants/skirts.”

“Do you think anyone would notice if I wore pajamas?”

“I haven’t washed my gym clothes in a week…”

“I should be allowed to wear whatever I want.”

“Can you believe they called my outfit ‘inappropriate’?!”

“I’m so sick of seeing (school color).”

“I wear this uniform in my dreams. I mean, in my nightmares.”

“Those are the most hideous shoes I’ve ever seen.”

“Do you think her/his girl/boyfriend got her that?”

“Did your boy/girlfriend really buy you that?”

“Class rings are overrated.”

“We should totally get matching hoodies.”

“What show/movie is your shirt from?”

“I can see your underwear.”

Detention

“Wanna skip?”

“I can’t believe I’m in here.”

“Welcome, prince(ss)! Is this your first time?”

“That teacher DESERVED to be cursed out, okay?”

“I didn’t even do anything wrong…”

“Fuck the police.”

“They put me in here just for being late…”

“Did you actually bash the principal’s car?”

“A little thing like you managed to beat the crap out of someone?”

“You look like you don’t belong in here.”

“This is prison.”

“I tried to stab a kid with a pencil.”

“They think I’ll learn my lesson in here? I’m going to do it again.”

“All I did was a little graffiti.”

“I’m taking a nap.”

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Starters | Kidnapped

“Hey there, sleeping beauty. You been out for a while.” 

“Shut up, stop fucking screaming!” 

“Oh, you want to fight me? That’s cute.” 

“Come on, you can take a hit better than that, can’t you?” 

“Fuck, stay down, would you?” 

“Don’t squirm so much, you’re going to hurt yourself and piss me off.” 

“You’ve got five seconds to get down on the ground again, or I’ll shoot.” 

“You need both legs to run, why don’t I break one?” 

“See, if you’d cooperated, I wouldn’t have had to hurt you.” 

“Easy, sweetheart. The barrel of the gun is cold, isn’t it?” 

“Open your mouth before I choke you with the gag, instead.” 

“Can’t see a thing, can you?” 

“Well, look who finally came around. Don’t bother looking around, you have no idea where we are.” 

“Such a pretty face, it’d be a shame to mess it up.” 

“I think you look pretty cute with a bloody lip. Don’t make me do it again.” 

“I’m prepared to keep you as long as I need to. Until I get what I want, you’re mine.”

“Listen, I’m what stands between you and death, so I suggest you give me some fuckin’ respect.”

“No one’s gonna came save you.” 

“I’ve been watching you for a while. This was almost easy.” 

“What’s a pretty thing like you doing out here by yourself?”

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Bad News rp Starters

"We need to talk."

"I don't know how to say this..."

"I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but..."

"Listen, this is important, and I'm sorry, but it's not very positive."

"Excuse me? Do you have a minute? I have to tell you something."

"Well, you see... I'm supposed to tell you... something."

"Something happened. Something really bad happened."

"There's been an accident."

"I just got back from the hospital, and there's something you need to know."

"I've got bad news."

"Um, maybe you should sit down. This might be a bit hard to take."

"I have something to tell you, and... and I want you to know that I'll help you through it."

"Wait, you mean you don't know yet? Oh, god..."

"I'm supposed to fill you in on what happened... I am so, so sorry."

"Oh, god, I'm bad at this... Look, they told me to tell you the bad new, and I... I'm sorry, I don't think I can say it."

"Yeah, listen..."

"I have something to tell you. Please don't tell anyone else. It might upset them."

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I’m back and i’m okay

This is a shortened version... 

I have made a lot of mistakes and I hurt many people in the progress in real and here. I wanted to say that i’m really sorry for hurting you all and making you worry about me. I know I did stupid things that I shouldn’t have tried to do. Some people will understand what I’m saying and some of you won’t. 

I couldn’t think straight and I couldn’t see the positive things that happened to me or around me. My life was a mess and I didn’t want to be alive. I didn’t know what to do, I saw no other options... I just wanted the pain to be gone. It was like I was suffocating. I couldn’t even look at myself in the mirror.. I hated myself so much, that I believed every hate commend here and what the people in real said to me. Every night I would cry myself to sleep and wake up miserably. 

So I decided to end it all, but before that day I send a lot of messages to people here. I told them things that I couldn’t even say to other people. I’m so sorry for sending those messages, I must have worried you guys a lot. There were just things I wanted to get off my chest. 

Today I’ve read all of the messages they send me back and I want to say thank you all. I know I probably fcked it up, but I’m getting better help now. I’m doing better and I will get better. I won’t do stupid things anymore that will hurt other people or that will hurt me. I will try everything to be positive and to be happy. Again thank you for those messages, you guys are amazing people.

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I´m sorry for being away for so long, but it isn´t an easy period for me and I will be away longer, but I am not sure when I will come back. When i´m back I will talk about it, but not right now. I really need to focus on myself, so that I can come back again. 

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ooc: I know I haven't been online for 2 weeks and 1 day and i'm really sorry for that. But there's just going on too much right now and it's a big mess, it's hard for me to talk about it right now, but when i'm back I will explain myself. So for now I've wanted to say that I won't be online for a while, i'm not sure how long it will take, but if it takes too long I will let you all know and post how it's going etc. For now have a nice day and i'm really sorry for being away without telling anyting. 

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If you send me a message Yesterday, can you send it to me again? Tumblr ate my messages.. 

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'See it wasn't that hard to tell me, was it? It's not the first time someone says that to me. I think my bones are just heavy or something' Deidara chuckled a bit. 

Deidara just nodded. 'No, i'm not serious. It was a joke, I would only hurt myself. And yes I will get mud or dirt on my injuries and I don't care that much about my coat.'

"Oh my god. Are you okay?" (Hi there. )

Deidara got into a fight and ended hurt badly. When they finished with him they left him alone. He looked up and tried to breath, his bones were probably broken to. Deidara didn´t response at the other and decided to stay quite. ´   //  Hey :3

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That was just too much for Deidara, he looked hatefull at Mike and took a step towards him. 'Ok, then keep it. End up like me? Am I that fucked up? You were the last one that I expected to say something like that, but I was wrong.... Tch you don't even know everything about my past, you don't know ANYTHING! But you know i'm done with this, do whatever you want to. I am gone from now on, I don't have to put with this everytime.' He said and walked away from him. The blonde knew that what he did was a big mistake, but he hated when he would remember it, because of others.  

"I-I can't throw it away!! It's the only thing I have from my family are you crazy??" (No one can separate Mike and his stuffed bunny)

'Come on Mike, it's just a bunny. Look it isn't the only thing you have from your family, you have them always with you, here' The bomber pointed at his heart. 'As long as you keep thinking about them and remember them, they will stay there and never leave'

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Back from work, time to response to some rp's again :3

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'Mun has to go to work for now, but will be back tonight. Pff it looks like I have to entertain myself today, un'

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The blonde kept a smile on his face and hugged Mike tightly, not wanting to let go. Without hesitating Deidara responded back at the kiss, but after a while he pulled back from the kiss. 'Then let's make it our day, un!~~'

'I object!'

My muse is getting married. Your muse is at the wedding. Send me “I object!” for my muse’s reaction.

Deidara waswaiting for his bride in the ballroom. When the big doors opened, a smileappeared on his face. His bride was looking good in the dress, it was like shewas an angel in the dress. As the bride was now standing next to him, he heldher hand for a moment. ‘You look beautiful’ He whispered. The blonde turned hishead, when the priest began to talk. ‘Welcome, one and all, to this magnificentceremony. We are here today to bind in eternal love, Deidara Iwa and Mai Ume.Now please slip into the engagement rings first’ They did as they were told to, when they bothhad the rings on, they looked at the priest again. ‘Now my dear brothers andsisters, lets continue this wedding’ After saying that, the priest read acouple of pages from the book. Deidara looked back at the crowd. They were alllooking at him, what made him a bit uncomfortable. ‘Now’ The priest said to gethis attention. ‘If there is anyone that is against this marriage, object now orforever hold your peace’ It was quiet for a moment. ‘Alright then, lets-’Before the priest could continue, Deidara heard a similar voice. ‘I OBJECT!’Quickly Deidara turned around and saw Mike standing there. The others did thesame and looked shocked. ‘M..Mike? What are you doing?’ He asked.

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After a while, he wanted to pull back from the kiss to catch his breath. But Karin was the first one to pull back. He smiled at her, before he gave her a kiss on her nose. 'I love you so much, un.' 

"Why are you in my bed?"

Deidara looked at the girl and tried to think about what happened. ‘I have no idea, un’