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OH BTW. if anyone ever wants to plot with tsuki or make an oc for his neato monster college just hmu!! or lms and ill hit u up!! 

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WAIT if we're doing this ❣ maybe for marce but only if u wanna

spicy!!!!!!

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me openly crying in therapy: haha trauma on main! 

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❣im late but... wwhy not... also. 1 for garth too

anion (like onion???)

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my high school mascot was a woodchuck and every wednesday my vice principal would come on the loudspeaker, play a recorded clip of a chipmunk chirping or some shit, and say ‘iiiiit’s wednesday, so everybodyknowswhathatmeans, it’s WOOOOODCHUCK WEDNESDAY’ just for shits and giggles.

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wanna be in demand, get booked like me ;P 

( pc @velcrounit ! ) 

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feeling like pussy feeling like

stun

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why can hands be good looking. if you have hot hands dm me

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@werepeach in that case i’m holding you responsible for the global deficiency of good men

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@seereclipse yes. me! but otherwise? ...

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where have all the good men gone...

no seriously. where are they

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@werepeach yeah, i can see out of all of them ;P if you’re curious about anything, don’t hesitate to ask

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do you love group chats and making friends? pwning your friends in bot fishing? getting all the latest tumblr gossip? do you not love any of those things? it’s ok, come join our group chat anyway! anyakingdom is dead, this is the smexy new frontier. pretty much anyone can join.

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the nice thing about having so many eyes is that if anyone ever wants to practice makeup i’m, like, perfect for that.

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sasha salazar has done nothing wrong in her life ever