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Espi I just logged on to my acc and was disturbed by the content recommended to me
can you preform a exorcism on my fyp
I swear I didn’t look at anything weird I only follow you and Dop + I’ve only liked 2 posts
WHY IS THIS ON MY FYP
relax child
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How do I join the eye church?
watch, find new experiences, see, and at the end of the day tell everything to the allseer
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eye asked for all of the allseers children to participate in a tumblr fast with me
the goal was to not use tumblr for a week as a oath to the allseer
eye have returned to see that @dopplerdop has broken this oath
disappointing
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Eye hate my fur babies, my eye church clothes are covered in fur
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Would you care for a fresh slice of watermelon? 🍉
FUCK YEAH EYE LOVE WATERMELONS, GIMME
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EYE HAVE TWO DOGS AND THEY WILL KILL YOUR FERRET
tumblr keeps giving us jesus ad even though we already follow the true jellyfish god
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FUCK YOU CARDBOARD IMBECILE
EYE EAT CARDBOARD FOR BREAKFAST YOU HEAR ME? YOU ARE SO DEAD
tumblr keeps giving us jesus ad even though we already follow the true jellyfish god
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Espi, your blog colors burn my retinas
thank you Liam
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slander, you will regret this
Coven meeting
so this was less of a meeting more of a party discussing the ides of March
we invited the weird eye religion but Dop couldn’t make the commute, Liam decided that he wanted to stay away from us and the “all seeing prophet” is too chicken to go anywhere without her followers
so it was just us
also Forrest couldn’t make it because @rotsnest FUCKING STABBED THEM
we had cake
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turn to Jesus, repent
eye pity you
tumblr keeps giving us jesus ad even though we already follow the true jellyfish god
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Eye have been invited to the “Yipee the bitch is dead party” held by the golf coven
Eye will be attending with Liam and Dop
Bill was not able to join, he seems old enough to have participated in the original assassination
beware the eyes of March
#eye see you#eye spy#julius caesar#golf course coven#beware the ides of march#ides of march#March 15#march 15th#brutus#caesar
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Eye need to take out my braid so Eye can sleep but my mother worked so hard on it
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The power of god and Jesus has made Eye, Esmeralda buff as shit
#eye see you#catholic#catholiscism#christ#church#catholic church#building a shack in the middle of forest#forest church
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Eye’ve managed to deflect all blame on the stray, it is not Liam’s fault Eye did this. My parents were not happy with me
Eye will be buying new church clothes, the cost comes out of my allowance.
Eye’m also supposed to be praying for forgiveness from god, Eye won’t do that though because god knows eye did the right thing
for now Eye will continue the charade while Eye plan things out, after all Eye don’t have a car and the only people who would be willing to take me and the stray in is Dop and tbh Eye don’t really trust Dop.
Eye know Dop has no malicious intentions (if he did god would have told me) but they don’t have the letter i in their name and they still live with their parents
Eye also live with my parents but that’s ok because I’m a minor
#eye see you#eye spy#catholic church#catholicism#christ#church#god#status update#the consequences of my actions
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Shit
How am eye going to explain my missing church clothes to my parents
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Today is the end of a era
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