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Swamp Thing 3/3 chapters whooo

PG-ish it is a spiritual successor / sequel(ish) from the Labyrinth AU except this time it is an 80s movie about 80s teens and schlocky B-movie horror scenario (the horror is that Dimitri breaks an arcade machine)

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I wrote a mini-story for Dimilix Wedding Book and you should absolutely look into it because it is full of fantastic creators!!

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FIC REC LIST FOR DIMILIX WEEK

Intro - I tried to pick out some samplings of fics that I read multiple times and/or are interesting and unique!  But caveat that my tastes tend to run along the supernatural / fantastical more than canon-adjacent.  I said it before but I enjoy Felix having to confront the (literal / metaphorical) darkness of Dimitri, and I also enjoy things like Felix being clowned on.  Also - Faerghus being wild and woolly and full of old traditions is neat.

I also have A/B/O in here because - Felix getting clowned on, as it were.

Also I apologize - I made this list between shoveling snow and other things so I probably missed some or didn’t explain well and so on and so on.  You should 1000% check out all the authors on this list and see all their stuff!

Modern AU

https://archiveofourown.org/works/22413316 fortunate, favored Dimilix at a Lunar New Year party.  NSFW.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/21877516

vibe check

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/23262622 good vibes Dimitri and Felix. And vibrators. NSFW.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26671909 Not to Sound Like a Broken Record Band-focused fic about breakups and makeups.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26737411 the second of our reign NSFW where there is a political campaign with Felix being on one side and Dimitri on another.  

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28025745 Like Cordon Bleu Band AU where Felix can’t stand a guy but has a crush on another guy.  They’re the same guy (Dimitri)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25010233/chapters/60561016 press # for the beast Felix calls a sex worker on a dare.  Things go from there.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/53952490 home, in particular Modern AU where Felix has a crisis about Dimitri’s MILF status

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46396942/chapters/116816452 every color turned blue A modern AU with Grindr and Felix getting jealous of… himself

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54299959 the tatters of the king Unfinished.  Felix and Dimitri must work together to solve a grisly murder!

Fantasy / Sci-Fi

https://archiveofourown.org/works/24720016 courtship Explicit and surreal/horror/sex.  Crest chicanery leads to monsters meeting and mating in the woods.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/23602126/chapters/56637295 Orpheus Unfinished.  Dimitri is trapped in a fortress and his own indulgences and Felix has to drag him out.  (mostly) SFW

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43547191 the salt water and the sea strands Short-ish fairy tale about Felix uninterested in wedding anyone unless they complete impossible tasks and a mysterious stranger that accomplishes them.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27113314/chapters/66207775 (Find Me) In The Drift Dimilix Big Bang fic based off of Pacific Rim

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27822508 It's so Cold Outside. Would You Open Up? Let Me Inside? Dark fairy tale where Dimitri is a vampire and Felix has been letting him pine for quite some time.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/29464983 here, now, despite it all Star Wars AU with lots of action and drama

https://archiveofourown.org/works/51480841/chapters/130102930mazemerizing Felix must search through the labyrinth to find a monster… and then have monster relations.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35846263 yours frogly A Prince(ss) and the Frog AU!  

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35788048 the knight, the monster, and the prince Felix returns to Fhirdiad Castle to find a monster…

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38891238 The Boy Who Spat Up Doves Felix comes down with a clown curse.  

https://archiveofourown.org/works/39111687/chapters/97844373 and there’s no remedy for memory Inception AU where Dimitri gets lost in his own head

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43725124 need (you), want (you) Felix is a succubus

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43551855/chapters/109501554 A Tale of Adventure, Intrigue, Revenge, and True Love Princess Bride AU

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49962649 we are one in everlasting Westworld AU

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38132107 prove it before gods and men Felix will fight his way out of hell for Dimitri.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49623934/chapters/125248870Dimitri and the Blade of the Savior King Dimitri must search for the sword that proves his legitimacy.  He finds Felix.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52126900 pigmalion Dimitri turns into a pig

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52375978/chapters/132495793 when the stars look down on me Dimitri starts hearing the call of a mysterious nightly parade.  

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61594486 lighting my path Felix and Dimitri must confront themselves and each other

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52475359/chapters/132752002 from fruition A Hades/Persephone AU

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41907996 Felicitas Felix has to save Dimitri.  It involves turning into a cat and embracing his inner magical girl.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/29431071 one | four | three Mermitri and Lighthouselix.  NSFW.

Canon / Canon-Adjacent

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26219164/chapters/63812158 still hurts underneath my scars Winter Soldier AU

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28049091 wreck my plans (that's my man) Felix learns to dual-wield as a birthday present.  Dimitri is (fake) dramatic about it.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/23610301/chapters/56658967 Roost Birbfic!  With birbs!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/29568786 Rebuild All Your Ruins Thor Ragnarok-esque AU and comedy

https://archiveofourown.org/works/39595728 An Old Name New Shorter fic about the nickname “Boar”

https://archiveofourown.org/works/21990844 twenty questions (we tell the truth) Byleth has to figure out if dimilix are friends or “friends”

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25434460/chapters/61685725 the killing moon NSFW.  Gothic balls, secrets, swordfights, and assassination attempts that go awry

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37325137 ronaldo Dimitri finds out Felix likes saucy romance.  He tries.  He fails.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/50938078 This Savior King is Too Sublime There are sexy statues of Dimitri.  Felix is horrified.

A/B/O

https://archiveofourown.org/works/24923656 until i wrap myself inside your arms (i cannot rest) A/B/O explicit.  Felix presents as an Omega and tradition dictates he be given to a Blaiddyd Alpha

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34309816 find what we once had A/B/O dynamics, dragon dynamics, egg laying…

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35842717/chapters/89375131 twenty questions (we tell the truth)in sickness and sorrow, in health and in joy A/B/O where dimitri is put in an arranged marriage by Cornelia… and Felix has to rescue him

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43801149 the secrets words won't tell A/B/O- Dimitri was sure Felix wasn’t an Omega, but he has to deal with that knowledge on a school field trip

for years - a dimilix zine https://foryears.itch.io/foryears

Free (and huge!!) zine full of dimilix

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this is not supposed to be a long one I swear it was based on a convo I had and is a loose sequel to Labyrinth AU because 80s dark fantasies are fun

Also warning of parental abuse / neglect because Rufus is in it

Also also the title is not, in fact, an old horror movie. It's an 80s song.

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I did make progress on TWO fics!!

First is academy A/B/O wherein Dimitri is a bit of a mess and Felix is cagey about it.

and the second is a mecha / space AU because I hadn't really done much with that before...

hopefully not take a billion years updating either of them

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(talking about a Feilx as Puss in Boots situation it is but an amorphous idea at this point)

“Cats don’t normally wear boots though, is all I’m saying.”  Annette mused as she rudely lifted Felix up into her arms.  As though Felix was some animal to be coddled!  “Are you sure you’re not under some curse or something?”

“I’ve always been a cat.”  Felix took the opportunity to survey the many, many students of the academy around them.  There were plenty of cats, to be certain, but other cats were poor company.  They only cared about fish and warm beds and murdering mice in the most efficient way possible.

Ambition.  That was what was missing.  Who wanted to live a life of mouse catching and meat and laze about while people scratched your ears?  Or worse, somehow create a dynasty and bicker over small territories when there were swords and unknown places and challenges larger than the noisy grey mutt that Professor Seteth walked around with all day.

And - 

“Oh, Annette, good morning.”

Felix’s tail twitched.  He sat up in Annette’s arms as she fumbled around to hold him properly.

“Hi Dimitri!”  Annette awkwardly waved, clutching to Felix as his legs dangled downwards and his belly swung indignantly beneath her arm.  “Were you in the training grounds again?”

Dimitri, prince of some country to the north, permanent fixture on the training grounds, with his perfect golden hair and bright blue eyes and ability to snap swords in half, began walking towards them.  He didn’t smile so much as look pleased, hastily brushing some of his sweaty noodle-bangs from his forehead.  “Is it so obvious?”  He paused, tilting his head as he noticed Felix.  “Ah - is this?”

Felix hissed as Dimitri reached out with a gloved hand.

“This is - Mister Grumpy.  And he only pretends to be mean.”  Annette glowered down at Felix.  “He’s um, he helps me with my homework.”

“Oh.”  Dimitri blinked.  “Ah, that is kind of him. “  He looked down, offering a fake smile.  “I don’t suppose you can help me with my own studies, can you?”

Felix really wanted to tell him off.  Mostly because - 

There was something very, very, very strange about Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd.

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(from a conversation about infinite mirrors on bluesky)

It was a trick.  Some sort of illusory spell cast by that witch that hid behind the face of a saint.  No wonder Rufus believed all sorts of nonsense if that snake was poisoning his ear.

Felix should have known.  

He should have known a lot of things.

But that was then, and now he was racing through hallway after hallway of mirrors, each one seemingly infinite and wrong.

Dimitris stared back at him.  The one to Felix's right was too tall.  The one to Felix's left was too charming.  The one staring vacantly as he approached a corner was too helpless.

Wrong.  Wrong.  They were all wrong.

How many had he seen so far?  Hundreds?  Thousands?

How long had he been trapped?  Hours?  Years?  His body didn't ache yet…

Yet there was no sense of time.

There… in the corner of Felix's eye…

There.  That one.  The one that didn't look at Felix with happiness but…

Worry.

Felix reached out and the Dimitri, the one with a slightly crooked nose and scarred fingers and all the happiness of a scorned puppy….

The world snapped.

“How did you know?”  Dimitri asked, later, safe and sound beneath Felix's body in their tent.

“How did you?”  Felix asked instead, unsure of just how he could explain the myriad of messy Dimitri tells.

Dimitri tapped Felix's cheek.

Felix blinked.

“You always miss this spot.”  Dimitri answered gently.  “When you eat curry.”

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Now that Twitter is yeeting out of existence, I am going to try and save / share some of the drabbles I've written over the years here.

So on one hand - sorry for the spam.

on the other hand... dimilix....

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ALSO here was my Dimilix Hump Day entry!! These are fun because I have to go through more and more absurd hoops to get multiple Bingos and try to create the most cringe thing too.

now I am sad that I did not include a scene of the group playing Crypts and Chimeras as Felix keeps insisting Dimitri must be some kind of oversized orc because of his reek as Ash and Annette are like "??? he smells fine??? is this part of the game or is this a thing we don't want to know about??" because that was the one I blanked on

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i updated this which is basically dimitri and felix a/b/o flavored meeting again in an academy (i really don't know what i'm doing with it er heh)

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It is both sexy unhinged but also a request to go out and eat fried food courageously, this indeed is dimilix looking out for one another's bellies and bodies.

sometimes you're going through your dash and see something so absolutely insane in the tags you just have to blow it up on the side of a building

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I finished.... the cowfic.

Is it dumb and silly? Yes. But sometimes cheese is nice.

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@writersine it will probably never come together but I just think scott pilgrim-flavored dimilix where dimitri must finally tell his ghosts and self-loathing good riddance and felix has to learn to fight for something he loves instead of general tsun-belligerence would be neat

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For @adamantineheart I know we've talked about it but MAYBE ONE DAY I will in fact pull off your Swan Princess AU complete with Felix wanting to defeat the white beast, ready to commit himself to his (wrong) prince, and Dimitri honking hurriedly. Got snagged on a bit though.

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I was tagged by @writersine so uhhh....

RULES: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

All of these are dimilix-flavored because that is what I have in my folder... any other fandoms tend to end up on a notebook page ;.;

academyamnesia

moomitri

Untitled Document

Swanmitri

Swalinx

felixwantsomega

magical girl

vigilante

groundhog

scott pilgrim

botw

nutcracker

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The follow up is, of course: Felix: Look at you. Stand straight. Clean your boots. Wear something fashionable and keep your armor clean. I can't have the king looking like he's taken a bath in the muck! Don't charge so far ahead I can't keep up. Did you brush your teeth this morning? Have you been getting into the weeds? Did you sleep for six hours or do I have to sit on you all night again?

Do be kind to Felix. His new duties seem to be taking more out of him than I think he realizes.

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felix hugo fraldarius creating his own a/b/o fanfic where he bullies omega dimitri into being a good boy even if teeth are involved

You could grab this soup-for-brains by the scruff and he'd still squirm loose and charge headlong into battle.