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i was born weird and i will die fucking weird

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The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls, however, due to budget cuts, the graffiti has been outsourced to the random text generator that is internet blogs

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ranger friend of mine in orre often works with this wild absol and this is what she sees when her absol buddy has a job for her

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I love when people put little ribbons on their stereotypically terrifying or "intense" pokemon. Like Omg I love your tyranitar and the teeny little frilly blue bow on it. I Will be petting it now if I may.

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Giving me the cute eyes like she didn't just scream like the world was ending so I got within boot pecking range (her favourite hobby)

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a. uhh. friend of mine! real big dragon/ghost pokemon.

pet the giratina like kibty

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pet the giratina like kibty

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things that ARE appropriate during pride month: - taking your (crowd-safe) pokémon to pride - giving your pokémon flag accessories or using non-toxic dye - destroy transphobe with hyper beam

things that AREN'T appropriate during pride month: - recruiting the leaders of several terrorist organizations from alternate timelines where they've killed millions of people and harnessing the power of their various legendary pokémon to conquer all of reality

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well, you see, it's very simple. you take a beast capable of incredible violence and you pet them so gently

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this is my Eevee his name is Devan

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HELP. Got off my late shift to see this when I got home. Apparently Dracula (Gliscor) got in trouble and Mr. Bonbon (Honchkrow) decided to ground him.

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galarian or unovan?

Unovan. If there were Galarian stunfisk in the Moor of Icirrus that would be a Problem.

...Most notably for my leg. But also for the ecosystem

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IS THE STUMFUSK OKAY???

Yes don't worry! Stunfisk are super durable and can stand up to getting stepped on by a Hippowdon without getting hurt. They're tough little guys!

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stepped on a stunfisk today 👍👍👍

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Kingdra -- toriyufu

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Mmm wheat...