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korse: just surrender. it's reasonable to do so at this point.

party: do i look reasonable to you?

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ghoul: my kink is doing the stupidest shit possible and watching poison speed-run the five stages of grief as they realize that they still want me >:)

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kobra: i find that most people don't believe what other people tell them.

party: um... i don't think that's true

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ghoul: i used to think i could control lizards with my mind but it turns out that lizards and i just have very similar ideas about the kind of stuff lizards should do

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kobra: i'm sorry for calling you contemptible and deplorable.

ghoul: that’s okay. i don't even know what those words mean

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party, applying lipstick: kobes, be honest. does this shade make me look like a clown?

kobra: no. it makes you look like a prostitute that caters exclusively to clowns.

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the girl: do you know any cool facts about frogs?

ghoul: all facts about frogs are cool :)

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jet: kiss my sweet- *the girl walks by* -love biscuits

kobra: i don't know if you made that any less offensive.

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dr death: i wasn' even gonna call y'all out here, but binky here insisted.

kobra: who?

dr death, looking at cherri: oh, y'all don' call him binky?

ghoul: we do now!

cherri: ...

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party: ghoul and i have a plan

kobra: i hope that plan doesn't end up with us being eaten by a bear.

ghoul: don't worry, kobes! we also have a secret weapon!

kobra: a larger, bear-eating bear?

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korse: license and registration.

ghoul: you mean my pilot's license? that's out back in the biplane. or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill! sadly, it's been revoked. trouble at the border of zone 5. i could give you the details but then i'd have to kill you, which i can't do because my license to kill has been revo-

korse: your DRIVER'S LICENSE.

ghoul: oh i don't have one of those

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cherri: can i tell you a secret?

ghoul: i wouldn't recommend it, no

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party: there's something i need to get off my chest

ghoul: is it your shirt? please say yes

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cherri: i like your eyes

kobra: thanks. they came with the face.

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jet: how do you just eat when there's a dead guy laying there?

ghoul, his mouth full of spaghetti: whaf, is thaf rude? am i s'pposef fo share?

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*the trans am has a new bump on the fender*

party: who could have done such a thing?!

kobra: i don't know. have you looked in a mirror?

party: not lately. but when i do, it's reflection perfection

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ghoul: fuckkkk, kobes, you gotta order one of these tacos!

kobra: i did. you immediately ate it.