#incorrect killjoys

[spraypaintstainonawhitewall]

Party: how do we tell her? she's going to be devastated!

Ghoul: don't worry, we'll find a way to tell her without hurting her

The Girl: look guys! I made a drawing of all of us!

Party:

Ghoul:

Ghoul: scribble Jet and Kobra out

[fabulous-joys]

bli doctor: do you have any history of mental illness in your family?

kobra: i have a sibling who puts on eyeshadow to go to the gas station.

party, from the adjoining cell: FUCK YOU!

[frankieroslesbian]

Ghoul: Would you punch your best friend in the face for ten thousand dollars?

Kobra: I'd roundhouse kick you through a wall for free

Ghoul: (tears in his eyes) I'm your best friend??

[silliestlittlecat]

poison: you’re a bug ghoul: why poison: small poison: crawls around

[natonship]

The Killjoys as shit @m4lexxx67 and I have said

Cherri: my lows may be low, but at least they're good for literature

Ghoul: Arividerci

Party: Je ne parle pas français :(

Ghoul: That was Spanish

Jet: That was Italian!

Party: Don't you dare die before me

Ghoul: Don't YOU dare die before me!

Jet: And that’s the start of the story of two immortal friends

Kobra: Or a suicide pact

Ghoul: We were nothing but friendly!

Kobra: You demanded her dog as a sacrifice

Ghoul: writes "I'm mistirious" on a sheet of paper

Party: You know that’s spelled completely wrong

Ghoul: It's part of my charm

[thesepigsareafterme]

Fun Ghoul: Hoodie pockets are so great. I can fit like three sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warm.

[killjoys-never-die]

Jet: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Kobra: I sleep with a knife.

Ghoul: Both of you are pathetic.

Jet: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Ghoul: Party.

[ghostinthez0nes]

*on a roof*

Party: The sunset is so pretty up here 🩷

Ghoul: …do you think a fall from this hight would kill me?

Party: …this was supposed to be romantic.

Ghoul: Answer the question.

[the-dyke-of-handsomeness]

Kobra; yeah party actually chose his name so that when it’s shortened it would be PP

party: I did not!

ghoul, walking past: it’s true I heard him say it

[frnkieroismydaddy]

Fun Ghoul: How come Party Poison always drives? They're not even that good of a driver! Party Poison: I get to drive the Trans Am because I Am Trans

[may-be-alive43]

incorrect killjoy quotes

ghoul: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.

ghoul: *gets a text* Oh! It’s jet. party, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff? ghoul: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood. party: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood? ghoul: You wanted fake blood? party: ghoul: I’ll go call jet.

party: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby. ghoul: What baby? party, crying a bit: Me.

show pony: Happy birthday party! I'm your gift! party, whispering to cherri: Did you get the receipt, or do I have to keep them?

kobra: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange? the girl: Which came first, the orange or the orange? party: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago. jet: What was the color called before then? ghoul: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

kobra: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds. show pony: Forty five seconds?!? kobra: No! I said four TO five seconds. show pony, hugging kobra: Too late.

party: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”. party: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

cherri: At first I thought you were foolish and incompetent. kobra: My apologies for whatever misstep I may have taken to dispel that impression. It was an honest mistake, I swear.

jet: We call that a traumatic experience. jet, turning to show pony: Not a "bruh moment". jet, turning to ghoul: Not "sadge". jet, turning to party: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

cherri: Are you a painting? kobra: What-? cherri: Because I want to pin you to a wall. ghoul: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-

cherri, trying to impress kobra: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture. show pony: They turned it off and back on again.

jet: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference. jet: Anyways, you said ghoul is enjoying finger painting! That's great.

[spraypaintstainonawhitewall]

Party at Kobra's funeral: can I have a moment with him? alone?

the others: yeah, sure

Party, leaning over the casket: listen, I know you're not really dead

Kobra: yeah no shit

[fabulous-joys]

party: how the hell you spell showfer?

kobra: chauffeur.

party: ooo, fancy pants rich mcgee over here! fuck you

[frankieroslesbian]

Poison (turning their new ray gun in their hands): Thoughts on this beauty?

Ghoul: I mean, I could probably swallow it whole, if that's what you're asking

[silliestlittlecat]

ghoul: would you still love me if i was a worm? poison: why poison: what are you planning

[natonship]

Quotes from our Danger Days DnD sessions

(aka me and my friends being hilariously in character)

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(Kobra orders the group to go back because Poison almost fucking died)

Cherri: That’s quitter-attitude, Kobra.

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Pony: Hey, how are you doing?

Cherri: Great, just found a corpse!

__________

Kobra: It's only a clown car when Ghoul's inside!

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Ghoul: I can cook!

Kobra: I think you've proven that you can't.

Ghoul: People change!

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Ghoul: Do birds light on fire naturally?

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Cherri about Ghoul: He's intelligent, he's just full of shit.

__________

Cherri: If we have any more family time, Ghoul might actually die.

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