#incorrect killjoys

[fabulous-joys]

bli doctor: do you have any history of mental illness in your family?

kobra: i have a sibling who puts on eyeshadow to go to the gas station.

party, from the adjoining cell: FUCK YOU!

[spraypaintstainonawhitewall]

Party: how do we tell her? she's going to be devastated!

Ghoul: don't worry, we'll find a way to tell her without hurting her

The Girl: look guys! I made a drawing of all of us!

Party:

Ghoul:

Ghoul: scribble Jet and Kobra out

[frankieroslesbian]

Ghoul: Would you punch your best friend in the face for ten thousand dollars?

Kobra: I'd roundhouse kick you through a wall for free

Ghoul: (tears in his eyes) I'm your best friend??

[silliestlittlecat]

poison: you’re a bug ghoul: why poison: small poison: crawls around

[natonship]

The Killjoys as shit @m4lexxx67 and I have said

Cherri: my lows may be low, but at least they're good for literature

Ghoul: Arividerci

Party: Je ne parle pas français :(

Ghoul: That was Spanish

Jet: That was Italian!

Party: Don't you dare die before me

Ghoul: Don't YOU dare die before me!

Jet: And that’s the start of the story of two immortal friends

Kobra: Or a suicide pact

Ghoul: We were nothing but friendly!

Kobra: You demanded her dog as a sacrifice

Ghoul: writes "I'm mistirious" on a sheet of paper

Party: You know that’s spelled completely wrong

Ghoul: It's part of my charm

[thesepigsareafterme]

Party Poison, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Fun Ghoul: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

Poison: Ohhhh-

Kobra Kid: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

[killjoys-never-die]

Jet: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Kobra: I sleep with a knife.

Ghoul: Both of you are pathetic.

Jet: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Ghoul: Party.

[ghostinthez0nes]

*on a roof*

Party: The sunset is so pretty up here 🩷

Ghoul: …do you think a fall from this hight would kill me?

Party: …this was supposed to be romantic.

Ghoul: Answer the question.

[the-dyke-of-handsomeness]

Kobra; yeah party actually chose his name so that when it’s shortened it would be PP

party: I did not!

ghoul, walking past: it’s true I heard him say it

[incorrect-green-lantern-quotes]

Terrible things happen when these two are allowed to use Twitter at the same time. The Justice League have asked Oracle to take down the accounts on multiple occasions but Kyle and Wally keep making new ones and Babs can't be bothered atp

[chaoticace2005]

[fabulous-joys]

ghoul: i used to think i could control lizards with my mind but it turns out that lizards and i just have very similar ideas about the kind of stuff lizards should do

[spraypaintstainonawhitewall]

Party at Kobra's funeral: can I have a moment with him? alone?

the others: yeah, sure

Party, leaning over the casket: listen, I know you're not really dead

Kobra: yeah no shit

[frankieroslesbian]

Poison (turning their new ray gun in their hands): Thoughts on this beauty?

Ghoul: I mean, I could probably swallow it whole, if that's what you're asking

[silliestlittlecat]

ghoul: lalalala love and friendship!! poison: love and friendship yayyyy ghoul: lalalala HATE and RIVALRY poison: 🤯

[natonship]

Quotes from our Danger Days DnD sessions

(aka me and my friends being hilariously in character)

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(Kobra orders the group to go back because Poison almost fucking died)

Cherri: That’s quitter-attitude, Kobra.

__________

Pony: Hey, how are you doing?

Cherri: Great, just found a corpse!

__________

Kobra: It's only a clown car when Ghoul's inside!

__________

Ghoul: I can cook!

Kobra: I think you've proven that you can't.

Ghoul: People change!

__________

Ghoul: Do birds light on fire naturally?

__________

Cherri about Ghoul: He's intelligent, he's just full of shit.

__________

Cherri: If we have any more family time, Ghoul might actually die.

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