‘Tis the season to paint flowers! 🌺 I love watching the plants and flowers come back to life in these months, so it felt like a great time to paint some peonies. Round and chunky the way I like them!
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I didn't think I had chronic pain until I realized most people don't fantasize about being able to take their spine out and crack it like a whip.
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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section
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random dash inspectionnnnn 🎩🔎
....clean as a whistle
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"I don't like old sci-fi shows, the special effects look too cheesy" you are incapable of joy. Go to the dungeon.
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My husband and I finally got around to watching the live action little mermaid and about halfway through he was like
“Jack Black would make a good Ursula.”
And goddammit he’s right, and I can’t stop thinking about it.
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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny
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Good news! I was right!
Bad news; I was right.
Portraiture and sculpting are basically the same thing, right?
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Husband got off of Minecraft to go play Helldivers
Me: wow. I can’t believe you’re leaving me for robots.
Husband: you’ve been leaving me for robots for WEEKS.
Me: ok, first of all; cybernetic organism. Second of all; fair.
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Portraiture and sculpting are basically the same thing, right?
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The grandpa from Midsommar is the reason we have bishounen in manga and anime
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What if I just…made my own reference.
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