fagdurst
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a quick one, while he’s away • pj, ‘00
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this just in local florida man is 5 apples tall
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all in the family is such a funny song because it’s like 5 minutes of them talking about how much they hate each other and telling each other that they have incestuous families, until the last fucking second korn pulls the rug out from underneath you and is just like “actually I love you fred durst and I want to fuck you” and then it just ends
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the hours? bad. the pay? bad. the job? bad. hi, i'm steve raglan and welcome to freddy fazbears pizzeria where the owner is sentimental and definitely not me
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Idk why I feel like this is something Mathew Lillard would post on the fnaf movie set

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anxiety is so embarrassing like what if something
…happens…
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people are like what are you up to and i’m like seething with justified rage
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