failsquirrel
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THINGS U SHOULD BE AWARE OF BEFORE MEDICALLY TRANSITIONING:
-transitioning to female = higher evasion rate
-transitioning to male = higher crit rate
-no matter the gender, stealing from kecleon will kill you if you鈥檙e underprepared
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i think they should put colorpoint in every mammal
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i despise how tumblr is discouraging desktop use so much. "download the app" kill yourself
#no one uses themes anymore no one knows how it feels to fuck around in the theme editor for hours making your stupid neon shitpage!!!!#mobile used to be so horrendous no one wanted to use it#honestly this is most sites ingeneral apps that were made for a phone is 1 thing but if you turn ur website that was once For The Computer#into literally impossible to use outside of your data sucking app that needs an account just to look at anything you should drown in piss#meowing
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#this is old internet culture at this point so im reblogging it#fun fact this place is in my city ive been to this spot before with some of my college buddies i kinda feel bad bc those ppl that live there#probably always have idiots showing up to take pics or at least used to
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am i insane why does tumblr always show a reblog on my posts but when i check there's no reblog there and i have no notif of it and i don't have anyone blocked either bc im too lazy this site is so broken
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i literally have 0 connection or feeling towards gender to the point it feels inaccurate and wrong to pick any one. i presented as cis irl for years out of convenience but it also made my skin crawl to be percieved that way in a way I couldnt explain. thought i was trans as well for a bit but that felt the same. all i know is im literally just a cat piloting an ape suit wearing a cute outfit idfk
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me in the pokemon universe: *riding the bus to my job because my pet water monkey would instantly be evaporated to a cloud of steam inside a regular car* is it just me or does anybody else think that slutty little bug twink from castelia city kiiiiinda has she/they energy? 馃馃槀 *bus flattens an audino that wandered onto the road* *i gain 200 xp and evolve into my second stage (i'm slightly taller and i have a vestigial tail now)* oh what the fuck
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im telling you all... its so worth it to spend a whole evening make 100 million homemade gyoza (even though it takes so long) and freezing them all to have perfect delicious gyoza just the way you like them anytime you want at a moments notice. they seriously take like 10 minutes to prepare from frozen and they are so good. i just had a dumplings and noodles feast you wish you were me
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love a neon green mf with big ass ears
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