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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

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me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this

me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life

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i have a very sudden and specific urge to see L hugging a massive blahaj

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i’m not like other guys, i like talking heads, i like david lynch, and i know what harsh noise is

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The Emperor and Ace of Pentacles

Today the boss is handing you the Important Orb of Significance.

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Theyre just beautiful

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old German lady gave me acupuncture today

she lifted up my shirt, saw my top surgery scars, and immediately went "WHOA! What caused THIS?"

my fellow comrades, it took every atom of my strength not to just say the funniest lie I could think of on the spot.

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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"

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what is your holy trinity of fruits

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fog of war in the grocery store

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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me in planning stages of writing: this fucks. this is gonna be so fun.

me the minute i sit down to write: language is an unwieldy cudgel we use to beat the human experience to death in an attempt at ever communicating fully with another being. i wish intelligent life had never evolved. i want to go back to the cell stage like in spore

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about:

wiz, 32, US. I’m an editor and sing in a choir; feel free to ask about that, or most anything else. I’m on my phone a lot. xe/she/they

fire emblem sequestered @wiz-emblem