faintingcouchguy
faintingcouchguy
dirtbag laureate
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faintingcouchguy · 6 hours ago
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*cools ur dashboard down*
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faintingcouchguy · 6 hours ago
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Wailord from Pokémon Black 2 / White 2
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faintingcouchguy · 8 hours ago
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faintingcouchguy · 10 hours ago
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me completely by myself in my room: alright everybody just calm down
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faintingcouchguy · 10 hours ago
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I wish we had every single game on DS
Not 3DS, just DS. Guys please stop tagging this as 3DS
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faintingcouchguy · 13 hours ago
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evanescence bring me to life and britney spears toxic are sisters to me
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faintingcouchguy · 13 hours ago
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reblog game put in the tags how you found prev
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faintingcouchguy · 15 hours ago
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Shel Silverstein predicting ChatGPT in 1981
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faintingcouchguy · 16 hours ago
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I’m sympathetic to AI given that much like a large language model I can do a wide variety of simple tasks, perform at a mediocre level, take a great deal of effort to train, make a lot of people very angry for some reason, and so on
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faintingcouchguy · 16 hours ago
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video games for the men, service sector jobs for the women!
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faintingcouchguy · 18 hours ago
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I enjoy a joke about fucked up German fairy tales as much as the next nerd, but it's genuinely striking how often the source for the really fucked up stuff turns out to be "yeah, this is only in the Brothers Grimm version and doesn't appear in any extant oral tradition, and we're like 80% sure they added it themselves". To a large extent it's not German fairy tales that are fucked up, it's two specific German dudes.
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faintingcouchguy · 18 hours ago
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my spouse and i disagree
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faintingcouchguy · 20 hours ago
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faintingcouchguy · 1 day ago
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what the fuck
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faintingcouchguy · 1 day ago
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faintingcouchguy · 1 day ago
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faintingcouchguy · 1 day ago
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my coworker accidentally doordashed 8 baja blasts #bounteousblasts
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