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hi, mun speaking. i havent been online in the longest time, and i’m hoping to revive this account. i’m mostly on aim, but i sometimes come on dash. i reblog a lot of memes so feel free to end one in maybe?

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GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

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Starry Eunwoo || do not edit photo or delete caption

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eunwoo doesn’t look real

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hurt meme.

“ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”

“i feel like everyone’s miles away from me.”

“my mind is a dark place. you don’t want to be there.”

“i know this hurts, but you have to stay awake.”

“don’t close your eyes, please don’t close your eyes!”

“i just want to be numb, i don’t want to feel anything.”

“please don’t do this, don’t act like you care.”

“you don’t care, nobody cares, just leave.”

“you’re my friend, of course i fucking care.”

“i can’t give up on you, so please don’t give up on yourself.”

“i love you so much, i forgot what hating myself felt like.”

“i fucked up, why do you not care?”

“i can’t walk, just go on without me.”

“you have broken ribs, take it easy.”

“i have no idea how to do cpr.”

“whose blood is that?”

“apply pressure to the wound, don’t let go.”

“don’t you dare fucking let go!” 

“what the hell happened to you?” 

“are they dead? did you kill them?” 

“do you know what you’ve done?” 

“you’re either with me or against me.” 

“who the hell did this to you?” 

“are you alright? you hit your head pretty hard…” 

“i can’t see!! what’s happening to me?” 

“when was the last time you ate?” 

“what do you mean you’re fine? you are not fine!” 

 “i’m fine, it’s just a flesh wound, i’ll be okay.” 

“for how long? how long were you bottling this up?“ 

“there’s so much blood, you won’t last.” 

“are you… throwing up in there?” 

“why aren’t you eating?” 

“just breathe… you’re okay, i promise, just breathe.” 

“i can’t breathe, i can’t –” 

“i woke up, & you were gone.” 

“just tell me something, was it really worth it?” 

“it’s okay to hurt & breakdown. you don’t have to be strong all the time.”

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  ‘start an argument’ starters

“ what in the world is this!? ”

“ i thought i was clear! ”

“ this is why we can’t have nice things! ”

“ do you understand the damage you’ve done here!? ”

“ there’s no coming back from this, ever! ”

“ get away from me! ”

“ i can’t believe you would do this to me! ”

“ i’m not talking about this ANY more. ”

“ i can’t believe you lied to me… again! ”

“ no! just leave me alone! ”

“ i’ve never been more angry at you in my entire life! ”

“ did you seriously think this would be okay? ”

“ forget it! ”

“ i can’t even look at you right now! ”

“ i think you should go. ”

“ i can’t believe you’d do this to me…”

“ you were flirting with them! ”

“ was it worth it? ”

“ i can’t do this anymore! ”

“ you need to pull yourself together. ”

“ i don’t believe you. ”

“ how am i supposed to trust you now? ”

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MOVIE SENTENCE STARTER.

an assortment of different movie quotes.

“i won’t fuck up my life, so you can find yourself.”

“the fact that you’re here means everything to me.”

“life moves pretty fast. if you don’t stop & look around once in a while, you could miss it.”

“i always meet the person first, to see if we understand each other.”

“as long as you can still grab a breath, you fight. you breathe. keep breathing.”

“smart & pretty. that right there is a deadly combination.”

“the more you care, the more the world finds ways to hurt you for it.”

“no matter how far, run for all you’re worth.”

“it takes a lot of courage to try & change your life.”

“you mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.”

“yeah, it was worth a shot.”

“don’t you want to take a leap of faith?”

“hope is a dangerous thing.”

“you’ve got a secret. something you can’t tell anyone, because you don’t trust anyone.”

“you will never be lovelier than you are now. we will never be here again.”

“we’re not meant to save the world.”

“you can’t just make somebody something they’re not.”

“you are allowed to feel messed up. it doesn’t mean you’re defective – it just means you’re human.”

“you couldn’t ignore me if you tried.”

“i’ve only really liked a handful of people in my life.”

“today it seems to me that my whole life was nothing but a string of failures.”

“i’m just tired, you know? i’m just fucking tired.”

“which would be worse - to live as a monster? or die a good man?”

“on one hand, so what; & in the other hand, who cares?”

“you got to stop taking yourself so seriously.”

“you do care. you care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death from the pain of it.”

“you sleep well because you know that you’re loved. i’ve never slept that well.”

“by the time we learn to live it is already too late.”

“have i told you how divinely happy i am?”

“i can imagine anything, anybody, anywhere.”

“if we didn’t have any of the bad stuff, then how could we recognize the good?”

“can you just hold me, please? you don’t understand. i just need you to hold me.”

“we get out now, or we die trying.”

“if you died right now, how would you feel about your life?”

“the world’s either great or wretched, isn’t it?”

“maybe i’m just being paranoid, but i gotta find out for sure.”

“you can only push someone so far, before they break.”

“you’re the closest thing i know to a superhero.”

“act like a bitch, get slapped like a bitch.”

“i think you severely overestimate your ability to break hearts.”

“i don’t want to win. i just want to make the world a better place.”

“i needed you in this life.”

“i knew this was going to be a bad day.”

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Immersed in Nature by Miles Wolstenholme

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LISTEN it is very important that you RINSE YOUR RASPBERRIES before consuming because otherwise you are in DANGER of not having little droplets of water in the berries that you can sip like a tiny fairy tea cup

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little prompts.

“Is this yours?”

“….It’s not the right colour for you.”

“You’re kidding, right? That cost money!”

“What this supposed to be? An apology?”

“You look- er- fine.”

“Why are you looking at me like that?”

“Atleast smoke outdoors!”

“Do you need some wine? You need some wine.”

“You need some help there?”

“Open up~”

“I can do it myself!”

“I’m not staying, don’t worry.”

“…It was raining. Your door was closer.”

“He/She/They was an ass. You’re better off without.”

“You didn’t deserve that.”

“You look like hell.”

“When did you last sleep?”

“Don’t be a baby about it.”

“Just drink this and be quiet.”

“This is your own fault.”

“If you stopped drinking so much this wouldn’t happen.”

“Are you bleeding?”

“Is that a bruise? Where did you get this?”

“You’re hurt.”

“I worry, you know?”

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send me a thing

♂: I am a boy who has a crush on you

♀: I am a girl who has a crush on you

⭐: I am a nonbinary person who has a crush on you

✂: Just delete your tumblr already

✌: You’re awesome

♡: I love your blog

❁: You’re beautiful

🌸: You're attractive

✓: I hate you

☹: You’re ugly

☀: I want to fuck you

♬: I wish we were close

♧: I wish we were friends in real life

☆: I relate to a lot of the same things you go through

☮: You inspire me

☾: We should kiss maybe if you wanna that'd be great

✖: I would give you the greatest hug

★: I'm scared to talk to you but I think you're great

∇: You've changed urls/icons so much that I don't remember who you are

○: I don't remember why I follow you

☄: I wish I could help you but I'm not sure how

✨: You've taught me things

⚓️: I wish you'd take better care of yourself

©: You're a bit problematic

™: You're a cinnamon roll

❄️: I cherish you

🌙: Please post more

💫: We don't talk much but I wouldn't mind being your friend

♪: You're very talented

∀: I don't understand you