faistoconnors

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hi all!

I think my lack of activity on here is probably indicative of what I'm abt to say, but I think I will be taking a break for a while!

if I'm being really honest, things kinda suck for me right now. my PTSD has gotten very bad again, and I'm struggling to keep my life on track in any meaningful way. there is, at this point, just too much on my plate for me to have any real desire to keep up online.

I still love challengers, and I still love all of you, but I am kind of off the deep end in my personal life. I might come back to this blog, or maybe not, but at the moment it's not something I have the energy for.

I will still be responding to messages on my main @cyare-fi ! but for now I think that's all I can manage.

sending all my love 🩵

- Fi

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who up godding their country

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i need more the challengers fandom to be more kinky please

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why are so many people posting about minors and shit like what is wrong with you challengers people. can you guys ever just not gaf or do you have to turn everything into a big deal. it's always something

few things:

if my mutuals and other people in this community feel uncomfortable or upset about a situation, they have the right to use their blog to relay that. it is THEIR space. you have the PRIVELEGE of being there.

we have all REPEATEDLY said that we are not comfortable with minors interacting with us or our blogs. not only is it overstepping our boundaries, it also has negative physical and psychological impacts on both parties involved. if you'd like to understand more about that, feel free to look at all of my previous posts on this topic. i will not be writing all of that out again, because, frankly, i've done more than enough.

if you saw a 25-year-old and a 15-year-old engaging in vivid conversations about sex, exchanging porn and other sexual content, and making sexual jokes with one another in real life and not just on the internet, would you not find that weird? upsetting? would you not tell the 15-year-old to protect themself, especially if you knew they were the one initiating it?

it upsets me that you are unhappy with us for wanting to make our spaces safe. that means not allowing young people to engage with us or our content. it is a big deal. it would not be a big deal if minors knew when to stop. we are not actively seeking out children, we're doing the exact opposite. all we're asking for is respect.

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Every unhinged fic writer needs an equally unhinged friend who "yes ands" their ideas and encourages them to write all their most far fetched and insane stories.

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https://pin.it/PefWTWJ9i

this old mike photoshoot truly has me crying .. 😭

omg I hope I can see a cool deep sea creature that lives on the ocean floor!!!

the humble nautilus:

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YES! Art makes up some bullshit excuse abt "stress relief" and "helping each other out" but he's never had better orgasms and neither of them want to admit they just like jerking each other off 🙂‍↕️

Patrick comes back to the dorm one day after Art is healed with a "terribly sprained" wrist and the worst puppy dog eyes known to man... plan in motion

wait the Art broken wrist post you just made...

Art who broke his wrist, and he's getting along just fine except for one thing... it's been two weeks and he hasn't been able to get off the whole time.

Art who is so pent up that Patrick finds him in the dorm, crying in his (their) bed, and goes into a flurry of "are you okay?" and "what hurts?" and "where'd your painkillers go?"

Art who tearfully admits to Patrick that he's so horny he can't stand it and it hurts.

Patrick who softens immediately. he laughs a bit, sure, maybe teases, but Art is crying and that might be the one thing Patrick is weakest for.

Patrick who gets up on the bed behind Art, straddles the blond with his legs and reaches around to softly, gently get him off. he says smth like "just pretend like these are your hands, it's okay."

Art who cries and sobs and cums in maybe twenty seconds with no warning into Patrick's fist. Pat who just works him through it and holds him while he comes down.

Art who falls asleep almost immediately and "traps" Patrick (Patrick wouldn't have gotten up either way).

teehee 😋

- faistoconnors (I'm sorry I've been SICK abt this exact scenario it's like my sleeper agent word)

faisty how did you write this soooo fast????

i’m so amazed, but yes

Art’s so pent up. He’s practically vibrating with how horny he is. Nothing is helping. His left hand isn’t great, and he can’t get the right grip against his pillow.

But Patrick, the best roommate ever, offers to help. And sure maybe this becomes a common thing even after Art’s wrist heals.

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okay guys I survived the car accident, back to our regularly scheduled programming of tennis polycule freak porn 🎉

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I just got into a car accident wtf 😭

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I know he goes crazy for a pup cup

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thinking about Patrick wetting himself again #whore

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him waking up with the burning urge of having to pee 🙂‍↕️ a tiny patch of his boxers soaked 🙂‍↕️ he realizes this and instantly starts kicking out of his blankets 🙂‍↕️ “shitshitshit…” 🙂‍↕️ almost making it to the bathroom but he misses 🙂‍↕️ wetting his boxers & piss dripping down his legs 🙂‍↕️ amen.

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new/old photos of mike from his nyt shoot!!

wss era mike my angel

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https://www.tumblr.com/faistoconnors/785007833971343361/do-you-still-take-asks-bc-i-send-you-one-some

Same anon there! Omg i’m so sorry, your health and well-being come first ofc, sending you all my support 💕💕💕

thank you so much beloved !!! you're so sweet, thank you for your asks!! ☺️💕

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do you still take asks?? Bc I send you one some time ago and idk if you saw it😞💔 (artick being piss freak lol)

I do!! my life has kinda been disastrous not kinda. just disastrous lately and I haven't been able to write much 😞 I really want to get back to it more, I have a bunch of asks I want to get to!

so your ask will (hopefully) be answered soon! I've just been going through it really bad with health and grief and ptsd and all that dumb shit

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Art getting jealous and pissing in Patrick’s pillow

only for Patrick to punish him by spanking him and shoving his face into the piss soaked pillow

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tis I .... 👁️

thinking abt Art who loses his voice for some reason. maybe he got strep or bronchitis or something, has to take a vocal rest because of it, IDK just believe in it for the plot (piss)

thinking abt him spending time with Patrick, but he can't tell Patrick he has to pee, and Pat won't let him go because he's got no clue what's happening

thinking abt Art trying to like, frantically pantomime that he has to pee, but he's so embarrassed he doesn't even do it properly, and Patrick doesn't get it at all.

"what? what? do you have a stomachache or something?"

thinking abt Art trying his hardest to croak out the words, but all it does is hurt, and he just starts crying.

thinking abt Art giving up and staring at the ground sobbing as he wets his pants 😻

yeah... 🙂‍↕️

- faistoconnors

oh my god yessss

Patrick taking his job of watching over Art very seriously. He gets their meals from the dining hall to-go so Art won’t have to eat alone in their dorm room. He makes sure he takes his antibiotics, and sleeps for like ten hours a day.

Art appreciates Patrick’s efforts, but he’s exhausted by it on day 2. And it’s not like Art can tell him that, he can’t tell him anything.

Yesterday was friday, so Patrick was gone for a decent chunk of it for classes and practice. But now with his entire day empty he has made it his mission to entertain Art.

It was fun at first, until he has to piss, really bad.

At first he ignored the pressure building in his abdomen. It was easy enough. Patrick would be him at Mario cart and then vice versa but after seven times of Patrick beating him Because, he was too distracted by squirming it became unbearable.

Art tried to make the trip to the bathroom, it was right across the hall. Yet, Patrick claimed it was his duty to watch over Art, and that might no going out.

A whine almost escaped the back of his throat as Patrick pulled his hand from the doorframe, yet no sounds escaped.

Art attempts to voice his needs, holding his abdomen in one arm and shoving his hand to his crotch. His face beats red. Patrick raises his eyebrow in confusion. “Dude, what?”

Art owe a huff of air out of his lungs. For being able to anticipate each others every move, how his Patrick terrible at this.

Art reaches down to shove both hands into his crotch before shuffling his thighs together. He wishes it was for show and not because how desperate he is.

“You need to jerk off? Art holds back to urge shake Patrick, because if he takes his hands out of place, his pants would grow embracing wet.

Opening his mouth to yell at Patrick, Art’s voice croaks before cracking into silence. Patrick turns to speak but a hiss sound fills the silence.

Art watches as Patrick follows his gaze down to his jeans, damping and darkening.

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