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dwayne johnson, paper, scissors

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taylor swift

gr8 names to call piper chapman

soggy lettuce 

the walking cheese stick 

dry toast 

stale chips 

a crusty lampshade 

a wilted french fry 

 pls feel free to add more

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Piper to her future self

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OitNB Season 3: *shows the serious flaws of private prisons, Poussey struggling with alcoholism, Alex trying to work through paranoia while staying safe, Tiffany raped (by a man who bought her presents, who "wooed" her, showing a side to rape they hadn't before), Tiffany work through the guilt of her abortions, Boo struggle with her identity and how it affected her relationships with others, Cindy convert to a new religion, Sophia deal with sudden and intense transphobia, SoSo battle depression and attempting suicide, among a bunch of other things*

OitNB Fans: *ignores that Stella is actual trash* oh mY GOD RUBY ROSE IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO THIS SHOW THEY FINALLY CASTED A MINORITY !!!!!

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the signs as oitnb characters

Aries: Suzanne Warren

Taurus: Taystee (Tasha Jefferson)

Gemini: Piper Chapman

Cancer: Sophia Burset

Leo: Red

Virgo: Nicky Nichols

Libra: Lorna Morello

Scorpio: Alex Vause

Sagittarius: Poussey Washington

Capricorn: Brook Soso

Aquarius: Stella Carlin

Pisces: Norma Romano

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ok fine if no one else is gonna say it I will

Ruby Rose’s character on oitnb was boring af

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In Love with this 😍😍😍 omgg 😩😭❤️

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Me: *Is listening to music from headphones*

Parent: *Starts talking*

Me: *Takes out headphones*

Parent: *Stops talking*

Me: wHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

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Do you ever casually just scroll through tumblr and then *wild penis appears*

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Ash is literally good for anything Need a drummer? Call Ash Need a singer? Call Ash Need a guitarist? Call Ash Need a pianist? Call Ash Need an orgasm? Call Ash

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AU: You and Calum had been dating for a little over 2 months now but you guys had always been friends. You’d spent the night at his and he let you take a shower this morning. Little did you know he snook in and put baby powder into your hair dryer then stood outside videoing.

(x)

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Michael’s old Instagram photos are so underrated omg

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wHAT

THIS IS IN 3D AND IT’S THE BES T AND WORST THING THAT’ S EVER HAPPENED TO ME

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“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

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Ashton used to work at kfc