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expanding on my au idc x

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I love zukka but I will not stand for the erasure of my girl

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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"merlin is my servant, he has my absolute trust. if you have a problem with him, you come to me. do you understand?" - quite literally translates to "keep my husband's name out of your mouth" and i am obsessed with it

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Arthur: You can’t just go around adopting every dragon you find!

Merlin: Says the man with the largest sword collection in the entire kingdom.

Arthur: Swords are useful!

Merlin: And dragons aren’t?

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They should've just made marvey canon and be done with it... They should've made them canon in season 6 tbh, it's the perfect timing. Both of their LIs are fucking insane and go nowhere in the long run, i mean Rachel is batshit insane and toxic, Paula is careless and manipulative and Harvey and Donna should've just stayed friends...

They're perfect with each other, they're both insane about each other and they're loyal to each other, they have great chemistry and they do great work keeping each other stable!

Oh what if they lost the homophobic viewers! That's even better! You could make so much drama for them anyway! I hate it, i hate it so much

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i got compiyrer afdain f4 as sguke

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Lmaoo love how mike and harvey keep violating each other's personal space

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Love how mike has gone from doing research for Harvey to joining him in his dealings and them building on each other and finishing each other's sentences 🥰

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You know, every so often I see one of these and think to myself “no way this is actually in the show. This has to be fan made” then I go and find the episode and yep that is in fact an exact quote.

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Mike pulling Harvey's leash when he gets out of control

Problem is, Harvey is a loyal attack dog, so mostly he gets out of control because of Mike

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@pace37 🫶

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why is it that in every episode it’s like

and then behind mike’s back

crying over these homoerotic mfs

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frolicking with mama :)

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Katniss: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Haymitch’* Peeta: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

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