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people misunderstand what ‘gifted kid’ actually means but it’s ok it’s fine it’s cool it’s good

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not to be stardewposting again but

Elliott can't fucking say this shit when I'm dressed like THIS

What made him see me leave the house and kiss him looking like THIS

WITH THE JINGLING BOOTS. and decided "Yes, his courting plumage is immaculate. I must bed him immediately."

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White Boy SHOCKS server by ordering wet food in PERFECT meows!!

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you are the goofiest guy ever

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Baby otter first time in the water

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mr bonzos resume so far:

world renowned children's tv star

pro wrestler

freelance hitman for the uk govt

landlord

interpretive lap dancer

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I love it when capitalisms eat rock <3

i am going to eat a fucking rock

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Thank you for saying fuck walmart

Walmart please say fuck

Oh don’t worry I say fuck a lot. Fuck is such a nice word. I love being able to say fuck. I used to not like cursing and hate hearing people say curse words. Especially fuck. Now I say fuck several times a day. Well, type really. I do say fuck verbally fairly often but only under my breath or if I’m alone. Oh yeah,

FUCK

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I just think they are silly

Alice: “what’s the worst thing to do with legs”

Sam: “Alice…”

Alice: “probably amputate and eat them”

Sam: “I did not eat my leg”

Alice: “but you could’ve”

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They hit the anime pentagon

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Ooo You Want A Spooky Tattoo So Bad... So Bad Right Now Ooooo

Ink5oul || The Magnus Protocol

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Is that why episode 12 is named that

When I say ‘protect sex workers’ I specifically mean protect them from Mr. Bonzo

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Mr bonzo and Alice (prolly)

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Day 9: free day/au

Cowboy au because cowboys are cool

That's it. That's the idea

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Alexander J Newell and Jonny Sims writing Magnus protocol 12