#tmagp shitpost

[mintytea-exe]

if I had a nickel for every time a character in the magnus protocol gambled against their life for material wealth, I'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice in thirteen episodes

[thermodynamic-comedian]

lena, whispering alone in her office: if i can fill out this form in five minutes i will have earned a painkiller

augustus, inside the computer: hey king have you considered violence. you should be committing acts of violence. also lay off the cigarettes man seriously

lena: hhuh. y'know, you're a very weird text to speech program

[avatar-0f-the-l0nely]

In my opinion, Bonzo did nothing wrong and does not deserve the hate he is getting. Maybe he did violently murder multiple people, but that's just cause he is a silly little guy. His haters are unjustified and spreading misinformation. We as a fandom need to stop Bonzo hate

[iris-of-the-eye]

Someone make an edit with all the moments where someone lies but the computer glitch is replaced with [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER] sound

[ananxiousgenz]

obligatory meme

[teafromthemicrowave]

It fit too well to not do that

[james-spooky]

we are so back !!!!!!!

[protocolmemaybe]

When I say ‘protect sex workers’ I specifically mean protect them from Mr. Bonzo

[clare-89]

Me trying to explain to my partner why Sam getting an email from a guy named Jon is so scary

[mintytea-exe]

Gwen's actively going through the horrors and meanwhile two of her coworkers are out on a date. I love the juxtaposition

[c0l0re]

The tape recorder click is to Magpod fans what bells were to Pavlov's dogs

[squircatlies]

pov: you're Mr. Bonzo

[thermodynamic-comedian]

i'm sorry it will never not be funny to me that within the first 7 episodes of the magnus protocol, gwen implied lena was socially inept in front of her new employee, admitted to wanting to steal her job, suggested she was incompetent, and blackmailed her using footage of a failed murder attempt. jonah magnus would have made you relive your worst trauma for far, far less. instead lena gave her a god damn promotion and free tips on dealing with the horrors. human equivolent of a punching bag. why am i the only one aware of what a loser she is

[august-racoone]

i think this is worse than the mr bonzo coquette edits

[ananxiousgenz]

out of context meme for today's episode

[they-call-me-haiku]

fans when first introduced to gwen: omg it's a bouchard! girlboss! go get that promotion! i hope she pipe murders someone brutally!!

fans after listening to ep 10 and 11: oh.. oh no... someone rescue gwen please, get this poor girl out of the mess she got herself in