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Someone who is about to make A Mistake.

(He should not have just trusted you.)

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Scully's iconic moments part 3 (+ one iconic Gillian moment)

part 1 part 2

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— 28-29 April, 1914 / Franz Kafka diaries

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Someone who is about to make A Mistake.

(He should not have just trusted you.)

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look at these adorable elves, you should totally go ask @arimabari to draw your TES oc in this style for $20 or just straight-up donate, so they can get their dog to the vet.

ari's been a #tesblr mainstay for forever, and has been having such a hard time lately, so please help them out!

it's my birthday this week, plz go donate as my present, if you can afford it! <3

@arimabari is doing these adorable pixel commissions, and i couldn't resist asking for julan and shani in this style!

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EMMERGENCY: GET MY DOG TO THE VET

I hate to crawl back and be a beggar but things have gotten dire with our elderly dog Sable. She's stopped eating and is becoming dangerously thin, and unfortunately all the money we bring in goes towards food and paying for our motel room each night. We have an appointment set up for Monday, but:

We can't afford the base appointment, let alone whatever they'll have to do after diagnosis

Our car battery keeps dying due to bad battery cables so its a gamble if we can even make it to the appointment in the first place.

We're looking to gather up at least 200 before Monday, and if anyone could lend a hand it would be greatly appreciated. I'm also still offering those $20 pixel commissions for anyone interested.

My paypal is crystalpromises@gmail.com, or you can support me via my ko-fi. If you can't donate, no worries, but I'd appreciate any shares to get this post circulating.

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one time i was having sex and i was going “i’m yours i’m yours i’m yours” and then my partner stopped all of a sudden and said “can we talk about new kinks before we introduce them during sex” and i was like yeah what but it turned out she thought i was saying im a horse im a horse im a horse

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@arimabari is doing these adorable pixel commissions, and i couldn't resist asking for julan and shani in this style!

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@arimabari is doing these adorable pixel commissions, and i couldn't resist asking for julan and shani in this style!

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Sergiu Ciochină (Moldovan,b.2001)

Home is where your heart is

Oil on board

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[company logos finish displaying, fade in from black with a taiko hit]

Please adjust the Kinsey Scale until the character on the left is just barely fuckable.

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the organizer of the international dota 2 esports tournament printed a ton of merchandise featuring the name of the city hosting this year's event. the tournament is being held in copenhagen.

the merchandise spelled it coppenhagen.

so, what should you do, after you spend a shit ton of money on official merchandise for an international multi million dollar event with an obvious and prominent typo?

well, you should go on wikipedia while on a private network associated with your esports company and try to change the spelling on the official page for the capital of denmark! nothing can possibly go wrong! nobody will ever notice!

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And why? Cultural norms? Personal schedule? “Cause I’m always late to everything”?

Bonus points: Region and/or ethnicity?

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Joseph Beuys, ‘I Like America and America Likes Me’ (performance, 1974)

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September-November 2022 - Some doodles from a while back of Julan and Shani from @fallingawkwardly's mod, "Julan Ashlander Companion."

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The full Fall/Holiday 1995 'Sanctuary' catalog by Cher (1995)

Incredible mail-order catalog started by Cher in 1994; this is the 1995 edition. Unfortunately, it seems the venture ended after the 1995 issue. According to a 1998 article, this was due to mismanagement & order-fulfillment problems.

Luckily found a copy available online, then scanned & cleaned-up this wonderful relic of 90's Renaissance Revival & Whimsigothic fashion & design!

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