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I am really enjoying reading about the University of Wisconsin chancellor fired after the university discovered all the pornos he and his wife were making.
Generally when someone has a public sex scandal (or “scandal”) you get the standard “I am sorry. I regret it. It was a misjudgment on my part” but this guy is like “fuck you I didn’t do anything wrong. I didn’t violate conflict of interest clauses, you are violating my first amendment rights”
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Today's stupid thought - Charles showing his parents to Edwin and Crystal, then pointing out an urn on the mantelpiece and just saying, "That's me :D"
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We can and must do everything in our power to stop the carnage in Gaza.
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“Hamilton had had a word.”
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reposting my dead boy detectives playlists!
edwin
charles
payneland
monty
esther (no one likes this one ☹️)
palasaki
if i made the dead boy detectives soundtrack
esther and monty
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Apparently boomer Democrats are having meltdowns over a gen-z progressive who is primarying an 80 year old Democrat because she "went on trans podcasts" and wore a Charizard kigurumi
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The Dead Boy Detectives + Superache by Conan Gray
Dead Boy Detectives (2024)
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How are we supposed to shut up about a show that has lines like "Bad guys do not worry about being bad guys" and "If you punish yourself everywhere becomes Hell"?!
We don't. This show helps a lot of people in dark places, and we deserve more.
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#f1 fanfiction#f1 fic#f1 fanfic#f1 x reader#f1 imagine#formula 1 x reader#formula 1 imagine#formula one fanfiction#formula 1 fanfic#formula 2 x reader#f2 x reader#f1 academy x reader#lando norris x reader#oscar piastri x reader#lewis hamilton x reader#george russel x reader#charles leclerc x reader#kimi antonelli x reader#ollie bearman x reader#carlos sainz x reader#alex albon x reader#arvid lindblad x reader#pepe marti x reader#max verstappen x reader#liam lawson x reader#pierre gasly x reader#jack doohan x reader#isaac hadjar x reader
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LOVE LANGUAGES
feat. Lando, Oscar, Max, Charles, Lewis, and Carlos
a/n: I loved writing this sm so if you want me to write this for anyone else or if you have ideas for other headcannons/fics please leave a request <3
LANDO NORRIS
Lando's love for you is obvious in the way he is always touching you. His hand habitually reaches for yours whenever you are nearby only to drop to rest on your thigh when you sit down and in crowded places he wraps his arm tightly around you. In private however, he is even more clingy. Lando constantly craves some form of physical touch and takes every opportunity to act on it. Watching tv? Cuddles. Laying in bed together? More cuddles. Cooking dinner? He's hugging you from behind. Busy with work? He's lying next to you with his head is in your lap. The other drivers find it cute how he always attaches himself to you and although it can be annoying sometimes - especially during very hot weather - it is also endearing to you as it is impossible to feel unloved when he is quite literally smothering you in his affection 24/7
OSCAR PIASTRI
Oscar shows his love for you through his actions, all the sweet little gestures he does for you, often subconsciously. These habits have become so ingrained into your relationship that you usually don't even notice him doing them, but the fans always do. There are many threads and compilations dedicated to all of Oscar's acts of service towards you, whether it be him carying your bags for you, covering sharp corners with his hand, or him having a hairband around his wrist at all times in case you need one. He is always gentlemanly towards you by opening doors, giving you his jacket and refusing to let you pay on dates, and people often joke that 'chivalry isn't dead till Oscar Piastri is'. At first, you were worried that he was lovebombing you or something, but you soon realised that it was just the way he is and now it is one of your favourite things about him
MAX VERSTAPPEN
Max sometimes struggles to articulate his thoughts, so he tends to show his love more through his acts of service. It's the little things he does that let you know how much he cares for you, such as always carrying a spare of your essentials or items that you often forget and carrying you home from a night out when your feet hurt, despite the inevitable teasing from Charles and Lando. Max can be deceivingly romantic – he may not often outright say that he loves you, but he ensures that you feel loved every single day, even when he's not with you. Whenever you're apart, Max loves surprising you with fresh bouquets and random grocery deliveries of your favourite snacks to your shared apartment, as well as ensuring he always brings home a trinket from whatever country he was racing in. It's simply his way of letting you know he's thinking about you
CHARLES LECLERC
Because of how much time he spends away from you due to the demands from his job, he values the quality time you have together. Charles loves doing mundane activities such as cooking together, even though he isn't always the best at it, just as much as he enjoys the expensive dinner dates you often go on. He doesn't really care where you go, just as long as you are there with him. Something Charles absolutely adores is when the two of you share your respective hobbies with eachother, whether it involves playfully competitive sim races or you trying to teaching him a skill you have cause he doesn't have enough random side quests already, it's guaranteed to be a fun pastime with Charles by your side, regardless of the outcome. Also, whenever you mention a new interest of yours, however niche or kooky, he spends hours afterwards researching as much as he can about it so that you can enthuse about it together
LEWIS HAMILTON
Lewis is literally a multimillionaire and he uses all that money to absolutely spoil you. He loves to surprise you with all manner of gifts, whether it be a new designer purse he knew you wanted or just ordering your favourite flowers. You and Lewis are no doubt the most fashionable couple on the grid as since you started dating, he has literally bought you every single item of clothing/makeup you could ever want. You sometimes feel bad about how much he spends on you, but he always assures you that he just wants you to be happy and it's not like he can't afford it lol
CARLOS SAINZ
Carlos is a very jokey guy, and he is always willing to make a complete fool of himself in front of everyone he knows just to get a smile from you, but he can also be incrediblely sincere when it matters. To him, you are genuinely the most beautiful person Carlos has ever seen, and he never forgets to remind you of this, as well as showering you with compliments 24/7 about your personality, your humor, your kindness, even your fashion sense. If you ever feel insecure at all, rest assured this man will bombard you with endless reasons as to why he loves you, and he will not stop until every doubt and negative thought has been swept away. He's also the type of guy to send random 'ily' or 'I miss you so much' texts in the middle of the day, even if he knows you won't check your phone for hours because of differing timezones. Carlos loves you immensely and he's not afraid of telling you so, or anyone else for that matter. Carlos's friends and family constantly complain about how much he talks about you and tease him relentlessly, but they not-so-secretly love to see him so happy with you
#formula 1 x reader#formula 1 imagine#formula one fanfiction#formula 1 fanfic#f1 fanfiction#f1 fic#f1 fanfic#f1 x reader#f1 imagine#lando norris x reader#ln4 x reader#oscar piastri x reader#op81 x reader#charles leclerc x reader#cl16 x reader#lewis hamilton x reader#lh44 x reader#carlos sainz x reader#cs55 x reader#x reader#∞︎︎ cariad's headcannons ∞︎︎
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♡ ℝ𝔼ℚ𝕌𝔼𝕊𝕋 ℝ𝕌𝕃𝔼𝕊 ♡
I am happy to write fics with suggestive themes but I will not write any smut
Who I write for:
Formula 1
F1 feeder series
F1 Academy
What I will write:
driver × reader OR driver × reader × driver OR driver × reader × wag
AU fics eg wag!driver × driver!reader or soulmate au
fluff / angst / hurt comfort but NO smut
What I will not write:
any themes around pregnancy or childbirth (fics where the reader has children are ok, just writing about birth itself makes me uncomfortable)
anything poly with more than 3 people total in the relationship, including reader
series longer than part 2s
relationships involving an age gap of 8+ years (3+ for younger drivers eg Kimi)
anything involving rape/incest/fetish content/pedophilia/stalking etc
♡ ℂ𝔸ℝ𝕀𝔸𝔻'𝕊 𝔼𝕍𝔼ℕ𝕋𝕊 ♡
♫ jukebox jams ♫
send me a song and a person and I'll write a fic about inspired by the lyrics
✰ candid moments ✰
give me an action and a timestamp (eg drinking coffee, 11:32pm) and I'll write a short blurb
❀ promptfest ❀
give me a prompt that is no more than 3 words long and pick up to 4 people and I will write detailed headcannons for them (I cannot always guarantee that I will have ideas for every person requested)
∞︎︎ moodboards ∞︎︎
give me a vibe/song/colour and a person and I'll make a mood board for you
✍︎ everything I write is fiction and is not necessarily reflective of the people irl ✍︎ do not copy or translate my work without permission ✍︎
#f1 fanfiction#f1 fic#f1 fanfic#f1 x reader#f1 imagine#formula 1 x reader#formula 1 imagine#formula one fanfiction#formula 1 fanfic#formula 1#formula one#formula racing#x reader#lando norris x reader#ln4 x reader#oscar piastri x reader#op81 x reader#landoscar x reader#charles leclerc x reader#cl16 x reader#lewis hamilton x reader#lh44 x reader#carlos sainz x reader#cs55 x reader#george russell x reader#gr63 x reader#kimi antonelli x reader#ka12 x reader#ollie bearman x reader#ob87 x reader
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Heyy guess who's alive!!! Sorry about disappearing for so long, I was dealing with some personal stuff but I would like to start writing again now.
Uploads will probably be quite infrequent because I'm about to start exams, but please send any requests you have for:
F1 (poly!driver × reader × driver or poly!driver × reader × wag is encouraged)
F1 feeder series eg F2, F3 and F4
F1 Academy
If this goes well, I will also open up requests for other shows that I love, such as Criminal Minds, Teen Wolf, DBDA and others.
#f1#f1 fanfiction#f1 fic#f1 fanfic#f1 x reader#f1 imagine#formula 1 x reader#formula 1 imagine#formula one fanfiction#formula 1 fanfic#formula 1#formula one#lando norris x reader#max verstappen x reader#charles leclerc x reader#carlos sainz x reader#george russell x reader#lewis hamilton x reader#oscar piastri x reader#f2 x reader#f3 x reader#f4 x reader#formula 2 x reader#landoscar#landoscar x reader#lestappen x reader#x reader
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My favorite flavor of DBDA fic is when Edwin has been haunting Charles’s murderers for the last 30 something years without anybody (including Charles) knowing because he can’t live (ha) knowing that another set of bullies has gotten away with murder
He can’t do anything about his own because they’re long dead, but Charles’s? He can
#whenever i see that i get chills#it’s my favorite trope#dead boy detectives#dbda#edwin payne#edwin paine#charles rowland#payneland
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