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#i think that's technically Clark so 10/10 amazing life god i want that so bad it would be so fun#if it's the Happy Life Clark and not the Jesus Christ what is that Clark
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what "no sugar added" should mean: the natural sugars of the other ingredients like fruit are the only source of sweetness in this product
what is actually means: we added a fuckton of artificial sweeteners
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dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them
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the difference between their reactions to john falling is killing me 😭😭😭
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in fucking Tears thinking about how disgusting a baby griffin would look
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It is the one-year anniversary of starting this comic strip called “Greatures!” I’ve been loving doing it. In fact, here’s another one just today!!
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"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.
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where is any higher quality version of this image
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ah fuck im gettimg real world lag [gets achievement “hit by a crossbow bolt”] huh what the fuck [gets hit by a crossbow bolt]
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known: flamingo pink from pink shrimp
yet undiscovered: snow leopard greynblack from peppercorn sauce
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